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madawgz 07-06-2006 03:48 PM

How to prevent cancer.........serious shit!
 
Start eating THREE Almonds everyday....and you wont get cancer!

no fucking joke!

source: Edgar Cayce

thank me later :pimp

ridikuloz 07-06-2006 03:57 PM

someone told me if you smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day, it'll prevent lung cancer.

flashbang 07-06-2006 03:58 PM

almonds are also known for preventing delaying the effects of alzheimers

Scott McD 07-06-2006 03:59 PM

http://www.paulcorrigan.com/scott/thanksfortheinfo.jpg

BoyAlley 07-06-2006 04:00 PM

I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds.... :Oh crap

Trixxxia 07-06-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
Start eating THREE Almonds everyday....and you wont get cancer!

no fucking joke!

source: Edgar Cayce

thank me later :pimp

It's actually recommended to pregnant women too if the baby isn't gaining weight.

scottybuzz 07-06-2006 04:06 PM

hahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

fallenmuffin 07-06-2006 04:11 PM

I'll take my chances with cancer.

woj 07-06-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

:1orglaugh

notabook 07-06-2006 04:12 PM

I'm sure those almonds will stop genetically inherited cancers as well. Almonds are Gods food.

E$_manager 07-06-2006 04:14 PM

and if you don't want to become old and live more than 100 years eat dill every day - 100gramms.
this is serious.
You thank me later (if i will bw alive still)

madawgz 07-06-2006 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds.... :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

elron 07-06-2006 05:00 PM

Well guaranteed way for not getting cancer ---> shoot yourself in the head .
100% success so far ...

E$_manager 07-06-2006 05:08 PM

guillotine would be better

ridikuloz 07-06-2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds.... :Oh crap

are they....cashews?

ravid 07-06-2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds....
I wanna try that.

Skillz Unlimited 07-06-2006 05:25 PM

lol - you guys are killing me.

CheneyRumsfeld 07-06-2006 06:42 PM

if you really want to live a long time, stay the hell away from doctors.
they fuck up more than you believe.

Brujah 07-06-2006 06:44 PM

Thanks for the advice, now how about Edgar Cayce thoughts on Atlantis?

Bdiddy 07-06-2006 06:46 PM

drink some green tea as well

xclusive 07-06-2006 06:48 PM

I'm going to start a website saying give me all your money and you won't get cancer...I'll let you know the url when i'm done. Make sure to follow the instructions and you will be fine.

Chrome 07-06-2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds.... :Oh crap

ew.... you ruined almonds for me forever... lmao

CamsLord 07-06-2006 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

:thumbsup

pornguy 07-06-2006 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld
if you really want to live a long time, stay the hell away from doctors.
they fuck up more than you believe.


You aint kidding, and then they fucking charge you an arm and a leg, providing you did not lose them.

Scootermuze 07-06-2006 07:05 PM

Current research confirms the validity of all these statements. The primary research on almonds in the prevention of disease looks at them as a source of healthy fat (as opposed to highly saturated animal fats). Most has focused on heart disease and lowering of cholesterol rather than cancer.

Article

dRI-X 07-06-2006 07:06 PM

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Big_Red 07-06-2006 08:13 PM

ok so like i like to overdue things. what if i eat 100 almonds every day?

Doctor Dre 07-06-2006 08:16 PM

If this is as accurate as the numbers you throw in the air everyday... then we will all die soon

notabook 07-06-2006 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Red
ok so like i like to overdue things. what if i eat 100 almonds every day?

This happens.

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z68djo.jpg

Except the flame doesn't come out of your mouth ;)

pr0phet 07-06-2006 08:26 PM

I should probably quit smoking first

CaptainHowdy 07-06-2006 08:27 PM

Thanks for the health tip... ;(!

ProducerCashDave 07-06-2006 08:28 PM

I like almonds

lyn1 07-06-2006 08:34 PM

Eating 3 almonds a day will prevent cancer?????????????????????????

A balance diet does the same thing. Where it all goes fucking wrong is living in a polluted world.

It is no good eating 3 almonds a day or a balanced diet if you going to smoke pot, snort heroin, drink town water that is poisoned with fluoride and chlorine, breath in car fumes, suffer microwaves from your cell phone, eat food that is full of chemical, preservative, genetically modified, nuked with gamma rays, live in a house that is painted with polymers, has plastics, have sex with infected woman, etc, etc.

Mix one or all of the above with 3 almonds a day and you have a recipe for a short life.

Oh, for all you pissheads, I left out booze. We need at least one vice to enjoy life.

Lyn

OG LennyT 07-06-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds.... :Oh crap

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Big_Red 07-06-2006 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
This happens.

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z68djo.jpg

Except the flame doesn't come out of your mouth ;)

Oh shit. three almonds it is. :helpme

Big_Red 07-06-2006 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
Eating 3 almonds a day will prevent cancer?????????????????????????

A balance diet does the same thing. Where it all goes fucking wrong is living in a polluted world.

It is no good eating 3 almonds a day or a balanced diet if you going to smoke pot, snort heroin, drink town water that is poisoned with fluoride and chlorine, breath in car fumes, suffer microwaves from your cell phone, eat food that is full of chemical, preservative, genetically modified, nuked with gamma rays, live in a house that is painted with polymers, has plastics, have sex with infected woman, etc, etc.

Mix one or all of the above with 3 almonds a day and you have a recipe for a short life.

Oh, for all you pissheads, I left out booze. We need at least one vice to enjoy life.

Lyn

Yes but three almonds cancels this all out. :winkwink:

Antonio 07-06-2006 10:46 PM

nah, eat tomatoes and carrots

Kimo 07-06-2006 11:16 PM

i can do that, almonds rock

BIGTYMER 07-06-2006 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
Eating 3 almonds a day will prevent cancer?????????????????????????

A balance diet does the same thing. Where it all goes fucking wrong is living in a polluted world.

It is no good eating 3 almonds a day or a balanced diet if you going to smoke pot, snort heroin, drink town water that is poisoned with fluoride and chlorine, breath in car fumes, suffer microwaves from your cell phone, eat food that is full of chemical, preservative, genetically modified, nuked with gamma rays, live in a house that is painted with polymers, has plastics, have sex with infected woman, etc, etc.

Mix one or all of the above with 3 almonds a day and you have a recipe for a short life.

Oh, for all you pissheads, I left out booze. We need at least one vice to enjoy life.

Lyn

Amen! The gospels of Lyn. :thumbsup

goldrush 07-07-2006 12:00 AM

Apparently jacking off regularly helps prevent testicular cancer (or maybe that was prostate cancer) so we're all safe there. :thumbsup


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