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Quotealex 06-14-2006 07:36 PM

I need some tips on how to get better tasting sperm!
 
What do a guy need to do to get his semen so sweet that the girl will want a second serving?

Linkster 06-14-2006 07:39 PM

If shes Italian - just eat a bunch of garlic cloves - they love it :)

heymatty 06-14-2006 07:40 PM

Apparently pineapple juice.

Imortyl Pussycat 06-14-2006 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heymatty
Apparently pineapple juice.

that's no lie, works every time and tastes like candy! drink 2 big glasses a couple hours before you offer up the sperm shake through a meat straw.

wdsguy 06-14-2006 07:46 PM

ditch all meat, eat alot of fruit and drink fruit juices. I heard cinnamon helps too.

Ice 06-14-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat
that's no lie, works every time and tastes like candy! drink 2 big glasses a couple hours before you offer up the sperm shake through a meat straw.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sperm shake through a meat straw... never heard that one before :thumbsup

xclusive 06-14-2006 07:47 PM

Lots of fruit and you will be good to go

Spunky 06-14-2006 07:48 PM

Grab on to her ears and make her swallow,chicks dig that

Big_Red 06-14-2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heymatty
Apparently pineapple juice.

Yep thats the word going around.

Grapesoda 06-14-2006 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
What do a guy need to do to get his semen so sweet that the girl will want a second serving?

damn where's boy alley when ya need him?

NickB. 06-14-2006 07:55 PM

pineapple , pineapple , 4 raw eggs mixed with fresh milk and sugar , pineapple , pineapple , omelette , pineapple

Pure Evil 06-14-2006 07:58 PM

Cranberry Juice and strawberries.


seriously

mikesouth 06-14-2006 08:00 PM

pineapple does it...no BS

MaddCaz 06-14-2006 08:06 PM

suck it from BoyAlley...?

J. Falcon 06-14-2006 08:13 PM

I heard sun flower seeds do the trick:thumbsup

SgtStrider 06-14-2006 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heymatty
Apparently pineapple juice.

dude that shit DOES NOT work. i tried it for 2 weeks straight and damn near killed my taste buds. its usually what you eat. but for pineapple juice.. NO

SkeetSkeet 06-14-2006 08:29 PM

pineapple juice !

joefriday 06-14-2006 08:36 PM

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Try here man this shit works a treat More-sperm.net
so my wife said, and I believe her!! She sucks more now, so it must be true:winkwink:

wdsguy 06-14-2006 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joefriday
#Sweeter tasting sperm - It improves the flavor
# Longer orgasms - More Sperm, means longer orgasms
# Erections like steel - Guaranteed to satisify
# Increased sexual desire - Enhanced libido
# More Staying Power - Last all night
# Multiple Orgasms - Cum upto 4 times in a row
# Up to 500% more volume - Shower your lovers in it

Try here man this shit works a treat More-sperm.net
so my wife said, and I believe her!! She sucks more now, so it must be true:winkwink:


Stop spamming your sugar pills

Thurbs 06-14-2006 08:40 PM

pineapple for the flavor - eggs for the thickness. women love smoothies ;)

BusterBunny 06-14-2006 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
Stop spamming your sugar pills

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Axzar 06-14-2006 08:55 PM

Remove the "spermy" taste from your load.

Get a Vasectomy!

Basic_man 06-14-2006 09:02 PM

Looks like pineapple is the miracle fruit ! I'll try it !

kristin 06-14-2006 09:03 PM

Strawberries and kiwis : )

thaifan99 06-14-2006 09:07 PM

drink 35 litres of curvoisier

Dwreck 06-14-2006 09:24 PM

Pineapple Juice is true as well take a iron pill and you will get the distance!

Drink lots of water as well.

reynold 06-14-2006 09:37 PM

Chew this one while at session.. :thumbsup
http://www.brandscope.com/html/portf...nding_port.gif

Quick Buck 06-14-2006 09:58 PM

avoiding drugs, tobacco, alcohol and animal products is the best bet.

of course, would anybody on gfy get laid without drugs and alcohol? ;-)

Addie Rocks! 06-14-2006 10:00 PM

sorry sperm tastes nasty no matter what

BoyAlley 06-14-2006 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz
suck it from BoyAlley...?

GREAT advice!

jaYMan 06-14-2006 10:11 PM

fruits and fruit juices


i can give you refferals
;)

CaptainHowdy 06-14-2006 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quick Buck
of course, would anybody on gfy get laid without drugs and alcohol? ;-)

:Oh crap...

2HousePlague 06-14-2006 10:48 PM

Mango juice works for me... or so they tell me -- :winkwink:


2hp

PussyTeenies 06-14-2006 11:22 PM

fruit and sweet juice

Farang 06-14-2006 11:40 PM

fruits is a good advice I think :thumbsup

davecummings 06-15-2006 12:15 AM

Porn Girls Say.....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
What do a guy need to do to get his semen so sweet that the girl will want a second serving?

The porn girls often say we guys who eat a lot of pineapple are their favorite tasting co-workers.

Dave

Imortyl Pussycat 06-15-2006 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStrider
dude that shit DOES NOT work. i tried it for 2 weeks straight and damn near killed my taste buds. its usually what you eat. but for pineapple juice.. NO

does work, for reals! Energy drinks make it taste rotten and disgusting. So does dehydration. Maybe something else was going on during that time. Try it again. Lay off the caffeine.

Ace_luffy 06-15-2006 01:31 AM

eats some fruits...:)

cn0124 06-15-2006 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
What do a guy need to do to get his semen so sweet that the girl will want a second serving?

Wasn't this a Sex And The City episode?

BluewireAngie 06-15-2006 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Addie Rocks!
sorry sperm tastes nasty no matter what

You're right on that!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup


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