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Old 06-14-2006, 07:36 PM   #1
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I need some tips on how to get better tasting sperm!

What do a guy need to do to get his semen so sweet that the girl will want a second serving?
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:39 PM   #2
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:40 PM   #3
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:43 PM   #4
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Apparently pineapple juice.
that's no lie, works every time and tastes like candy! drink 2 big glasses a couple hours before you offer up the sperm shake through a meat straw.
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:46 PM   #5
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ditch all meat, eat alot of fruit and drink fruit juices. I heard cinnamon helps too.
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:47 PM   #6
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that's no lie, works every time and tastes like candy! drink 2 big glasses a couple hours before you offer up the sperm shake through a meat straw.


sperm shake through a meat straw... never heard that one before
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:50 PM   #9
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Apparently pineapple juice.
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damn where's boy alley when ya need him?
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:55 PM   #11
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pineapple , pineapple , 4 raw eggs mixed with fresh milk and sugar , pineapple , pineapple , omelette , pineapple
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:58 PM   #12
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Cranberry Juice and strawberries.


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Old 06-14-2006, 08:06 PM   #14
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:13 PM   #15
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:19 PM   #16
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Apparently pineapple juice.
dude that shit DOES NOT work. i tried it for 2 weeks straight and damn near killed my taste buds. its usually what you eat. but for pineapple juice.. NO
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so my wife said, and I believe her!! She sucks more now, so it must be true

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pineapple for the flavor - eggs for the thickness. women love smoothies ;)
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:41 PM   #21
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:55 PM   #22
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Looks like pineapple is the miracle fruit ! I'll try it !
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:03 PM   #24
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Pineapple Juice is true as well take a iron pill and you will get the distance!

Drink lots of water as well.
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:37 PM   #27
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avoiding drugs, tobacco, alcohol and animal products is the best bet.

of course, would anybody on gfy get laid without drugs and alcohol? ;-)
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dude that shit DOES NOT work. i tried it for 2 weeks straight and damn near killed my taste buds. its usually what you eat. but for pineapple juice.. NO
does work, for reals! Energy drinks make it taste rotten and disgusting. So does dehydration. Maybe something else was going on during that time. Try it again. Lay off the caffeine.
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Pineapple juice and NO beer. My gf loves the pinapple juice and I can also count on a ewwwwww face after a long night of drinking.
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