Tell me your problem right now and i'll solve it
 

Wuts bugging you right now?

I need smaller headphones.

i need more imitrex

I need more time than a 24h/day.. can you help me? :)

I keep sneezing my head off and I'm drowsy.

it's raining

i have dildo in my ass

i need a staff of 12

Hey, i wanted to ask you something. Could you please hit me up? 95164758

I dont know what that is, sorry.

Sleep less?

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Hire some indians. Ask Gene.

I was talking about things that bug you.

I hvent gotten laid since 1995. Help a brotha out

A dilod in your ass wouldnt bug you? lol

Use an umbrella or wait till it stops.

Jeesh man.

:1orglaugh i mean to say its STUCK!!!!!!!!!

Buy a nosespray. Seriously, best invention ever for people who have nose problems :)

Tell izzy to get some of that lube you guys use or some soap. Squeeze in a straw on 2 or 3 sides of the dildo and mix the soap with water and pour it in. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Buy a hooker?

Buy a realdoll?

Or try to hit on a real goddamn ugly girl who hasnt got laid since 1995 either. Put a bag over her head and turn the light off.

I remember a nosespray being in the news because one of the "side effects" was a semi-permanent loss of smell! lol. I'll pass on that one :)

Haha you beat me to it.:1orglaugh

Used ot have one right across the street but she got busted for meth so shes doing 5 years in prison. An d besided.. Even I have standards. I wouldnt have fucked her with Ramos' infected dick (see his sheep post from last nite lmao)

Dude, that shit happens if you use it all the time. Trust me, using it 2 or 3 days because your nose is running because you have a cold wont have any sideeffects whatsoever. Just dont get addicted to it. Ive used that shit all my life when being sick (and even when not being sick when i was younger) and i can smell your feet from 2 miles away. Nothing wrong with my nose (besides being slightly big :winkwink: ).

My feet? Make it 4 miles! hehe

Hmm.

Well what about semi hookers. Like go to Thailand or Brazil and find a girl who will stick for you in exchange for food and some presents and shit? You dont pay her directly for sex.

im on my pc too much and cant go out coz im in the middle of nowhere, cant drive and have no real friends

that would work... need some new stamps in my passport anyway. lemme get over this leg wound and ill do it :thumbsup

You serious?

If so thats not easy to solve. Most obvious answer would be why not move? Wait thats a question.

Glad i could help :thumbsup

I'm looking for a big tit sponsor...

Any ideas?:winkwink:

If I come to Amsterdam in Sept can ya hook me up with some hookers? And no im not talking tihe red light district ones lol

Tough one :(

Well that leaves you with 2 choices.

Street hookers behind train station. These are 100% diseased crackwhores. If thats your thing i'll gladly show you the way. Or 2nd choice you'd have to call an escort which i assume won't be cheap.

Or i can take you to this bar full of horny 40 yr old single women who fuck anything that moves and has a dick...for free.

Now neither of these options sound really appealing to me but its the most likely the only way you will get laid.

Iprefer option 2. Long as they aint fat or smell

Oh i guess if you pay enough (few 100 euros?) you'll get a real hottie.

My AFF members arn't renewing their memberships

I guess it depends on whether I can get a good deal on the flight. Last time I was there it only cost me $49 for the ticket lol