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Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:29 AM

Wuts bugging you right now?

luv$ · 04-10-2006, 07:31 AM

I need smaller headphones.

fris · 04-10-2006, 07:33 AM

i need more imitrex

Basic_man · 04-10-2006, 07:33 AM

I need more time than a 24h/day.. can you help me?

Tom_PM · 04-10-2006, 07:34 AM

I keep sneezing my head off and I'm drowsy.

jjjay · 04-10-2006, 07:34 AM

it's raining

Juicy D. Links · 04-10-2006, 07:34 AM

i have dildo in my ass

collegeboyslive · 04-10-2006, 07:35 AM

i need a staff of 12

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by luv$

I need smaller headphones.

Hey, i wanted to ask you something. Could you please hit me up? 95164758

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

i need more imitrex

I dont know what that is, sorry.

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Basic_man

I need more time than a 24h/day.. can you help me?

Sleep less?

luv$ · 04-10-2006, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Hey, i wanted to ask you something. Could you please hit me up? 95164758

postcount +, +

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by collegeboyslive

i need a staff of 12

Hire some indians. Ask Gene.

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i have dildo in my ass

I was talking about things that bug you.

bjjb · 04-10-2006, 07:38 AM

I hvent gotten laid since 1995. Help a brotha out

bjjb · 04-10-2006, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

I was talking about things that bug you.

A dilod in your ass wouldnt bug you? lol

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jjjay

it's raining

Use an umbrella or wait till it stops.

Jeesh man.

Juicy D. Links · 04-10-2006, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

I was talking about things that bug you.

i mean to say its STUCK!!!!!!!!!

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I keep sneezing my head off and I'm drowsy.

Buy a nosespray. Seriously, best invention ever for people who have nose problems

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i mean to say its STUCK!!!!!!!!!

Tell izzy to get some of that lube you guys use or some soap. Squeeze in a straw on 2 or 3 sides of the dildo and mix the soap with water and pour it in.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-10-2006, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i have dildo in my ass

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by bjjb

I hvent gotten laid since 1995. Help a brotha out

Buy a hooker?

Buy a realdoll?

Or try to hit on a real goddamn ugly girl who hasnt got laid since 1995 either. Put a bag over her head and turn the light off.

Tom_PM · 04-10-2006, 07:44 AM

I remember a nosespray being in the news because one of the "side effects" was a semi-permanent loss of smell! lol. I'll pass on that one

sickkittens · 04-10-2006, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

I was talking about things that bug you.

Haha you beat me to it.

bjjb · 04-10-2006, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Buy a hooker?

Used ot have one right across the street but she got busted for meth so shes doing 5 years in prison. An d besided.. Even I have standards. I wouldnt have fucked her with Ramos' infected dick (see his sheep post from last nite lmao)

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I remember a nosespray being in the news because one of the "side effects" was a semi-permanent loss of smell! lol. I'll pass on that one

Dude, that shit happens if you use it all the time. Trust me, using it 2 or 3 days because your nose is running because you have a cold wont have any sideeffects whatsoever. Just dont get addicted to it. Ive used that shit all my life when being sick (and even when not being sick when i was younger) and i can smell your feet from 2 miles away. Nothing wrong with my nose (besides being slightly big

).

Tom_PM · 04-10-2006, 07:48 AM

My feet? Make it 4 miles! hehe

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by bjjb

Used ot have one right across the street but she got busted for meth so shes doing 5 years in prison. An d besided.. Even I have standards. I wouldnt have fucked her with Ramos' infected dick (see his sheep post from last nite lmao)

Hmm.

Well what about semi hookers. Like go to Thailand or Brazil and find a girl who will stick for you in exchange for food and some presents and shit? You dont pay her directly for sex.

mazdaman · 04-10-2006, 07:50 AM

im on my pc too much and cant go out coz im in the middle of nowhere, cant drive and have no real friends

bjjb · 04-10-2006, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Hmm.

Well what about semi hookers. Like go to Thailand or Brazil and find a girl who will stick for you in exchange for food and some presents and shit? You dont pay her directly for sex.

that would work... need some new stamps in my passport anyway. lemme get over this leg wound and ill do it

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mazdaman

im on my pc too much and cant go out coz im in the middle of nowhere, cant drive and have no real friends

You serious?

If so thats not easy to solve. Most obvious answer would be why not move? Wait thats a question.

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bjjb

that would work... need some new stamps in my passport anyway. lemme get over this leg wound and ill do it

Glad i could help

Sexsitesurfer · 04-10-2006, 07:52 AM

I'm looking for a big tit sponsor...

Any ideas?

bjjb · 04-10-2006, 07:54 AM

If I come to Amsterdam in Sept can ya hook me up with some hookers? And no im not talking tihe red light district ones lol

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer

I'm looking for a big tit sponsor...

Any ideas?

Tough one

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by bjjb

If I come to Amsterdam in Sept can ya hook me up with some hookers? And no im not talking tihe red light district ones lol

Well that leaves you with 2 choices.

Street hookers behind train station. These are 100% diseased crackwhores. If thats your thing i'll gladly show you the way. Or 2nd choice you'd have to call an escort which i assume won't be cheap.

Or i can take you to this bar full of horny 40 yr old single women who fuck anything that moves and has a dick...for free.

Now neither of these options sound really appealing to me but its the most likely the only way you will get laid.

bjjb · 04-10-2006, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Well that leaves you with 2 choices.

Street hookers behind train station. These are 100% diseased crackwhores. If thats your thing i'll gladly show you the way. Or 2nd choice you'd have to call an escort which i assume won't be cheap.

Or i can take you to this bar full of horny 40 yr old single women who fuck anything that moves and has a dick...for free.

Now neither of these options sound really appealing to me but its the most likely the only way you will get laid.

Iprefer option 2. Long as they aint fat or smell

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by bjjb

Iprefer option 2. Long as they aint fat or smell

Oh i guess if you pay enough (few 100 euros?) you'll get a real hottie.

CIVMatt · 04-10-2006, 08:02 AM

My AFF members arn't renewing their memberships

bjjb · 04-10-2006, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Oh i guess if you pay enough (few 100 euros?) you'll get a real hottie.

I guess it depends on whether I can get a good deal on the flight. Last time I was there it only cost me $49 for the ticket lol

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt

My AFF members arn't renewing their memberships

Move to pps.

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by bjjb

I guess it depends on whether I can get a good deal on the flight. Last time I was there it only cost me $49 for the ticket lol

Where are you located?

bjjb · 04-10-2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Where are you located?

Kentucky

Sexsitesurfer · 04-10-2006, 08:07 AM

I broke my rib a couple of weeks back. I am travelling to Warsaw on the 27th April for a rugby tournament. I have already booked my ticket, hotel, etc. I have missed this tournament for four years in a row for one reason or another and was happy to be going at last. How can I ensure I am fit to play?

JD · 04-10-2006, 08:08 AM

I want to do mainstream but have no idea where to begin

MrLuvr · 04-10-2006, 08:08 AM

I need more traffic to my blog.

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

I want to do mainstream but have no idea where to begin

With the risk of being banned

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Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MrLuvr

I need more traffic to my blog.

More text = more se hits.

And dont forget to give your images alt tags = mad google image traffic.

Dirty F · 04-10-2006, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer

I broke my rib a couple of weeks back. I am travelling to Warsaw on the 27th April for a rugby tournament. I have already booked my ticket, hotel, etc. I have missed this tournament for four years in a row for one reason or another and was happy to be going at last. How can I ensure I am fit to play?

Do you think im a fucking doctor?

Sexsitesurfer · 04-10-2006, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Do you think im a fucking doctor?

So you won't solve my problem?

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