If you own a gun you probably have a small cock:
 

why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?

although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN?

does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay?

well you're gay if you own a gun!

What about knives?

i'm an exception i own 2 rifles just because they were passed down to me, but i have a very very meaty genital area.

and expensive cars ;)

wtf..lol


i secretly want a hand gun just to keep in my bedroom....does that mean my dick is going to be smaller if i get one?

Are you asian? do you have to roll around and pretend like you're still in china?

are you a chef, do you sit there and chop food all day? do you ever look at carrots or celery and when the manager isnt look break a piece off and leave it in your asshole for the night?

knives are more retarted then guns, i dont even use knives in the kitchen, my hands and so fast i just chop everything with them.

Two crossbows here - silent, deadly...and best of all the 'ammo' is re-usable. :1orglaugh

Wow... if you are serious, that is quite possibly the single stupidest thing that I have ever read... congratulations. :thumbsup :disgust

Fast hands are definitely an asset!

When you grow up and have a home and property to protect,,,you'll understand.

yes it does, as soon as you get that gun your penile area will shrink 10 fold.

why do you need a gun under your pillow? do you owe someone money? do you load it up and masterbate looking at yourself in the mirror while holding the gun.

obviously, because as previously proven in this thread everyone who owns a gun is gay (accept me i am an expception, my groinile area is huge)

hmmm hypocrite


I have quite a few guns because I am a collector. I love to target shoot also it's a great sport.

the reason I used to carry a handgun was because I worked night clubs and I was a manager of a retail store. For both jobs I had thousands of dollars in cash that I would have to take to the bank and deposit.

:thumbsup

i have several guns, so i can shoot people that call me gay for owning a gun :1orglaugh:

i already told you i own a gun, can you read? does having a signature make you feel better around mortgage time? do you post more around that time? you know "counting the quarter" kind of thing?

hypocrite!? hypocrite!? i am just going to keep typing hypocrite!? hypocrite!?

ahhh i am a collector of various anal beads and latex underwear, me and Phoenix pose infront of mirrors naked together, banishing our guns,

he always looks at my penis and says in a british accent "hello Mr. Bond" then we laugh, and drink wine all night, naked, with our guns, SAFE.

I have never ever seen a real gun! No one in norway has one..

<<< Asian, and owns 15 guns.

Definately has small penis.

I own a gun because I can. I also own a gun purely for home protection. No I do not have a vault full of them, and no I do not have hand guns.
Nope I do not sell crack.
Yes I have to roll around town, and the house and everywhere else I go. It is a wheelchair thing. Though I do not have to pick up money from crackheads.

Hmm I am also not a fat ass, actually I am under weight.
Why own a gun?
Police response times are shamefully slow.
Non criminals having firearms statistically lower crime rates.
It is a right I have to do so.
I really dislike skunks and opossums and therefore must shoot them.
I am an easy target being in a wheelchair and it is a good form of protection since I really can not fight well or just run away.
It pisses off Canadians and Europeans who just do not understand.
You have seen how well our Government handles natural disasters, so lets just call it an insurance policy.

My penis is average, and again I can not walk so no it does not help me in the woods when shooting a buc. I would like to find out how a firearm leads to homosexuality though, that is a new one. Does a lack of a firearm lead to mental retardation, cause well read your own post.

Ha ha ha

The last time I actully did work was right before christmass.

And yes,,,my cock is only 2 inches
But my mom and gym teacher always told me that was really big.:thumbsup

What a pathetic sig whore topic! Many thinking people own guns for a variety of reasonable reasons. Was somebody bored this afternoon?

OWNED,,,your 2nd post was supposed to be your other name

People have guns to protect themselves from other people who have them.

You can either dial 911 and wait 10-15 minutes for someone to bring a gun, or have your own ready to go on the spot. You choose.

o yes, i just cashed in tons of money from this thread.

HAHAHAHAH i am rich!

BANK shot

Ive got plenty of guns...Doesn't mean Im not well endowd.

I go hunting, as well as go to the range every so often to target shoot...Its a sport to me.

holy fuck man..lol
i just about pissed myself:thumbsup

wtf are you talking about? are you talking to me, or just out of your ass?

I like to be ready at all times. :thumbsup

i am just wondering, i have never been hunting,

after shooting a Buck do you ever cut off its penis and put it infront of your crotch area swinging it back and forth?

what do you do with that thing?

i never knew you were in a wheelchair.. i need to bend you ear some time..

Can i ask you a question ?

How long have you been in a wheelchair ?

Are you paralyzed ?

Do you think there should be an improvemtn in wheelchairs ? what kind of chair do you own ? does it satisfy you ?

:1orglaugh smokey you're a funny one.

how so , i really want to know , i have always wanted to know of such things..

Hmm I think Tommy Lee owns guns. Seems your theory has gone askew. :1orglaugh

Here ya go smokey http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=586713

pics please

I concur...

i don't own any guns... and my dream in life is to be exactly like you... does that make my penis bigger?

I have a very big penis and lots of fire arms..

I'm white, I have money and I live in a third world country. I train Jiu Jitsu, and I go to the gym often, but that's not enough when a group of thugs rolls up on your alone, in your vehicle. I'm not a fan of handing shit over to lazy fucks, so I carry a gun.

The fact that you're thinking about the size of other men's penises says more about you than it does any gun owner. :2 cents:

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

that's why.

Like After Shock Media said, I own one because I can. I don't sell crack/slang hookers/etc/etc but knowing that there's assholes out there WITH guns, looking to ROB/KILL me, having a gun makes me feel safer. Not just for my own life but my loved ones as well. If shooting some prick in the chest 3 times keeps my girl/friends/family safe then so be it. Just don't be that asshole and you're fine.