How do you defend yourself from all the penguins where you live?

wow you know Jiu Jitsu, i know how to use my sword like a true knight, do you want to play swords with me?

i use stupid americans as my bat. :1orglaugh

I dont own guns anymore, But I used to have two. I will be buying a new bow sometime soon. And I actually pretty good with them.

This thread is useless without cock and gun side by side.

Most gun owners say its for "protection" but how man gun owners would actually fire back after being shot at?:1orglaugh

50 cent was shot 9 times and didnt even pull off once. He was ducking or trying to get away from being shot. Also the guy ran up behind his car and shot at him. Guess that "protection" helped him:1orglaugh

Same with 2pac his car was shot up didn't even see it coming. Just 2 examples that come to mind.

Stop watching the terminator your not shootin shit:1orglaugh

unlike most people I've actually shot back

I'm hung like a can of pringles and I don't own a gun.

guns are for protection

I own a shotgun. Not the type of think you go running around town with, so I think it's a bit different than owning a pistol.

IMO, if you are really wanting a weapon for home defense, a 12 gauge is the only legit way to go. #1, you pretty much can't miss from 15 feet away. #2, you are unlikely to kill your neighbors by shooting through their wall.

and #3, the sound of a shotgun being loaded would have to be one of the most terrifying noises you could hear if breaking into a house.

What does this have to do with dicks anyway?

Just be glad we Americans own guns.. Otherwise you'd be living in Canadastan by now :1orglaugh

I got a 380...But i live in the Bronx, so I need it.

I have a rifle handed down to me by my late father. That is about it. If I decided I wanted a gun it would simply be for target practice (I live in an area where it is real popular. They must all be gays with small cocls).

I couldn't agree more with Metaman (probably the first time I said this).

Exactly. You can't say you are 100% safe even if you are inside your house nowadays.

is the size of the gun you own inversely proportional to the size of your cock? :1orglaugh

I have several guns/rifles. Shit no wonder the ladies always laugh at me

I have a big cock and I own guns. Why? For protection from thieves for one, not to mention, I want to be able to defend myself when Bush's Iron Guard comes for me.

Do water guns count?

Shoot the Canadian! :helpme

:upsidedow

people who sell crack and pick up money from crackheads don't drive around with guns

:1orglaugh

Interestingly, Canada, with all of it's strict gun control laws, now has 50% MORE crime than the US.

Good luck with that "People shouldn't carry guns" crap.

There are now 32 states that are "right to carry" and in EVERY single case, crime DROPPED significantly after the concealed carry laws passed.

I hunt. With guns.

You're not a true meat eater unless you've taken the life of an animal, skinned it, gutted, and eaten it.

I got a gun because I was running ads in the LA papers for models . . . had many problems from the 'south central' crowd . . so I got a gun, then I decided not to shoot the 'south central' crowd, but I still have the gun . . . my penis is just fine. thanks for asking . .

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the gun toting men to keep and bear minuscule, freaky looking penises shall not be infringed.

ya ok buddy, because your internet friend who sell drugs to your other computer friends sure know!

you must be a fucking idiot.

I think guns, especially when they're displayed around the house like the rifles, attract more danger

just for protection

guns dont kill people.. wrapperz do :D

your mind sucks

two things.

Metaman must love huge cock, otherwise the size of another man's cock would be of no concern to him. It's okay if you prefer to suck a big cock, you like what you like. Some people like to own guns to protect their home and safety.

Also, metaman's home is probably a good candidate for home invasion, since the criminals don't have to worry about getting shot there. Hopefully if his home were invaded the police would get there in time to draw an outline with chalk around him, and put police tape on his front door. ;)

Men just like games and toys... and a gun for many is a toy... nice dangerous toy.

A gun is a tool. Some use it for entertainment. But most grown up toys are dangerous. You don't want to take away everything that is dangerous do you?

having a private gun is prohibited in our country and i'm happy with it! If someone goes crazy here they hardly ever have the opportunity to grab a gun and shoot dozens of people on the street... it should be banned in all countries :BangBang:

Raw right off the bone in the middle of the field.

15 guns means you've got 15 smalls cocks.

We prefer freedom here in the USA. We will risk a crazy guy from time to time to have the freedom of choice. If a guy goes crazy, and everybody had their gun with them, then he wouldn't get too many shots off.

They should consider outlawing cars, knives, and dangerous sports in your country too, since so many people get killed or hurt in accidents. Maybe the government should come over and cut your steak in little pieces so you don't get choked.

Not here baby! We are all grown up, and can live with risk as long as we are free to do what we want.

read you stupid mother fucker, i said i own 2 rifles,

geeze, 99% of you are to stupid to even read.

if you're so hardcore come and break into my house, are you threatening death on me? i would dare you to come within 2 feet of me, no one and i mean no one threatens death on me.

The reason that guns were banned in your country was so that your Soviet overlords could keep control of you and your people couldn't do anything about it.

no thanks....

You don't need to own a gun to have a small penis. I don't have a single gun and I have a very small pecker indeed.

My job requires me to carry a gun so :321GFY.

:pimp