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Cory W 03-10-2006 02:33 PM

I am in trouble and I need some advice (pics)
 
Basically, the dogs are not allowed in our home office anymore because my girlfriend keeps her shoes in that closet, and a few past experiences have shown that the dogs will eat her shoes. I promised that I would not let them run around in there.

This morning I was working from home and got really busy. I knew the dogs were running about the office, but didn't think about it. I trusted the little hounds would do me right, seeing I was showing confidence in them.

I turned around to this:




http://www.burningwavephoto.com/shoes/shoes.jpg







I took the shot, but I also yelled at her. She then ran:

http://www.burningwavephoto.com/shoes/shoes_1.jpg









What should I do? The way I see it, I really only have a few options:

1) Tell her the truth.

In my opinion, this never works out. But I will leave it as an option.


2) Put the shoes back in the closet and when she finds them, just deny it.


3) Throw the shoes out and hope she doesn't notice it or thinks she lost them. She has more shoes than a bar has drinks, it is possible she will just think they are misplaced.

wdsguy 03-10-2006 02:34 PM

take 3. Easy choice.

EdgeXXX 03-10-2006 02:35 PM

:uhoh







































RUN!

seeric 03-10-2006 02:35 PM

its a no win situation bro. been in that situation, but i got rid of the girlfriend and kept the dogs. :)

i'd just tell her and get it over with. could be the best bet at this point.

DeanCapture 03-10-2006 02:35 PM

Honesty is the best policy :thumbsup

Offer to buy her a new pair - that should do it :winkwink:

Rand 03-10-2006 02:36 PM

Option 3 bro! Option 3 is the way to go!

Why cause drama! Even US law let's you take the 5th so you don't have to self incriminate!

They are just shoes. If she ever does notice they are missing, it might be fun to watch her look for them. lol

DutchTeenCash 03-10-2006 02:37 PM

telling the truths helps

and letting her pick one of these :)

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/ca...sterId=&cmCat=

Mickey_ 03-10-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
Basically, the dogs are not allowed in our home office anymore because my girlfriend keeps her shoes in that closet, and a few past experiences have shown that the dogs will eat her shoes. I promised that I would not let them run around in there.

This morning I was working from home and got really busy. I knew the dogs were running about the office, but didn't think about it. I trusted the little hounds would do me right, seeing I was showing confidence in them.

I turned around to this:

I took the shot, but I also yelled at her. She then ran:

What should I do? The way I see it, I really only have a few options:

1) Tell her the truth.

In my opinion, this never works out. But I will leave it as an option.


2) Put the shoes back in the closet and when she finds them, just deny it.


3) Throw the shoes out and hope she doesn't notice it or thinks she lost them. She has more shoes than a bar has drinks, it is possible she will just think they are misplaced.

If you decide to go with #2 or #3 make sure she doesn't read GFY.:1orglaugh

ps. #3 seems like a safe choice, but it's not very ethical.:1orglaugh

Tom_PM 03-10-2006 02:38 PM

option 4: "Honey lets go out" Go directly to a great shoe store and after she picks out a NEW pair, buy her the replacement pair..

ie: build a hill before you go in the hole.

Vlad 03-10-2006 02:38 PM

go with the first option :)

buy her some new pair also !

and get some place to store a shoes hehe

sickkittens 03-10-2006 02:38 PM

#1. Be a man. If she flips out, dump her and keep the dogs.:winkwink:

Mickey_ 03-10-2006 02:41 PM

or option #4: Tell her to lock the damn closet if she doesn't want the dogs to chew her shoes up...

Phoenix 03-10-2006 02:42 PM

best your wallet out and go shopping

Halcyon 03-10-2006 02:42 PM

First tell her you are pregnant...then the shoe news won't seem so bad.

WiredGuy 03-10-2006 02:43 PM

Option 3. If she starts getting suspicious, run out and buy a replacement pair asap and then stash them in the back.
WG

Libertine 03-10-2006 02:44 PM

Buy her two new pairs, take her out to dinner, get her drunk, then tell her.

Manowar 03-10-2006 02:46 PM

cool stuff

Sosa 03-10-2006 02:46 PM

lol just tell her. Let her be pissed for the night

RyuLion 03-10-2006 02:47 PM

lol, funny thread. Honesty is the best policy..

BradShaw 03-10-2006 02:49 PM

Dump her, it is the smart choice. You are too young and cute to be so tied down!

axelcat 03-10-2006 02:49 PM

number 3 sounds great

The Adult Broker 03-10-2006 02:50 PM

a nice dinner and bottle of wine waiting for her when she gets home and tell her you have bad news and good news for her. tell her the truth, that you were aware of protecting her shoes, you got distracted, you punished the pooches for her honor.

and at the place setting of the table have a wonderful little gift card for lots of money to the best shoe store in town :)

FUCKuPAYme 03-10-2006 02:50 PM

throw the shoes out and blame it on the nomes

Or replace them with a new pair..

If you like drama blame it on the Dog

Raven 03-10-2006 02:52 PM

Show her the pics, Cory. The guilty look is enough to melt anyone. Then, immediately take her to the store and buy her two pairs of shoes.

BradShaw 03-10-2006 02:52 PM

Forget wine, GHB and she will forget all about it.

LauraLee 03-10-2006 02:53 PM

Option #1. If you share the same dwelling it pretty much means ya love the girl right?
If the shoe was on the other foot, would you want/expect your significant other to be honest with you?

I know what a boring answer, i like halcyons best.

sperbonzo 03-10-2006 02:53 PM

present her with a new pair of dog-skin shoes.














(just kidding)

Cory W 03-10-2006 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker
a nice dinner and bottle of wine waiting for her when she gets home and tell her you have bad news and good news for her. tell her the truth, that you were aware of protecting her shoes, you got distracted, you punished the pooches for her honor.

and at the place setting of the table have a wonderful little gift card for lots of money to the best shoe store in town :)

Hahaha Lori is on team girl!

GTS Mark 03-10-2006 02:54 PM

Get your ass to the shoe store, that is the answer LOL!

DH

Cory W 03-10-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee
Option #1. If you share the same dwelling it pretty much means ya love the girl right?
If the shoe was on the other foot, would you want/expect your significant other to be honest with you?

I know what a boring answer, i like halcyons best.

haha

You and Lori :)

WebairGerard 03-10-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
First tell her you are pregnant...then the shoe news won't seem so bad.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Cory W 03-10-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
Get your ass to the shoe store, that is the answer LOL!

DH

God, this will cost.

I may place one of the dogs on ebay.

SleazyDream 03-10-2006 02:56 PM

the dog's more important than the bitch.

throw the shoes out. if it ever ends up in trouble tell her you forgot to tell her about the shoes.

Cory W 03-10-2006 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
Dump her, it is the smart choice. You are too young and cute to be so tied down!

My saving grace is that she loves the puppy.

I would be up a creek otherwise.

webair 03-10-2006 02:57 PM

ya man i have the same issue with my dogs id say your best option is make your girl a nice dinner anand or take her out...get her in a sweet mood then tell her.
Good luck with that one bro!!!

cute fucking dog btw!

Cory W 03-10-2006 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
telling the truths helps

and letting her pick one of these :)

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/ca...sterId=&cmCat=

You keep that link to yourself!

haha

iamkathi 03-10-2006 03:09 PM

Tell her the truth. And then tell her because you can't trust those little devils and you love her so much you have decided to get rid of the dogs, they are going to Auntie Kathi's house in Georgia. We only wear flip flops here and they can be replaced for $2.99 at Old Navy.


Those dogs have to go.....to Georgia:winkwink:

jennym 03-10-2006 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey-AWE
or option #4: Tell her to lock the damn closet if she doesn't want the dogs to chew her shoes up...

Pretty simple. Actually, simply closing the door would work fine.

MetaMan 03-10-2006 03:16 PM

i would just fuck her in the ass, solves all problems.

Cory W 03-10-2006 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamkathi
Tell her the truth. And then tell her because you can't trust those little devils and you love her so much you have decided to get rid of the dogs, they are going to Auntie Kathi's house in Georgia. We only wear flip flops here and they can be replaced for $2.99 at Old Navy.


Those dogs have to go.....to Georgia:winkwink:

I may well let them spend a summer out there if this behavior keeps up! :1orglaugh


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