There are too many shoes.

I dunno - Ariel chewed up the top of the stairs last weekend. She might be taking a trip to Aunt Kathi's house too!! :disgust

I swear I thought I had rats or woodpeckers in the house or something. And she's still barking at her reflection in the fireplace glass, all the glass windows and doors and the TV. Crazy dog. :helpme

It must be something in the breed.

I do private one on one doggie consultations if this behavior continues.


...wait, that sounds strange, but you know what I mean:1orglaugh

I think it's the COLOR and breed. My fawns never chewed anything but chewies :( Then again, Ariel actually knows how to play fetch and will drop whatever she went to get. Ferdinand will grip it until you manage to rip it out of his mouth and if I throw something for Meg to fetch, she just gives that "You have GOT to be kidding!" look and rolls over for a belly rub. :upsidedow

lots of toys help that and also there are sprays you can spray the shoes with and the dog wont go near them. Teach the dog dont not let it in the room.

Yup buy her a new pair of her choice. End of problems. :thumbsup

We tried the spray, but the little one could care less.

We have a lot of toys, they do help us, but sometimes shoes are added to the rotation anyways :(

Teaching a pug something!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You can teach pugs to eat and sleep. Beyond that, you're the one who gets trained :winkwink:

I just caught Ariel playing with my travel pillow - BRB.....

Oh shit.... I though you were in a jail in TJ or something Cory!

buncha pussies in this thread.. NEVER take the blame.. shift the blame..

ask her to watch the dogs for a few minutes when she is tired , then slip the shoes out on the floor behind her as you leave , then when you come back say " HEY WTF, you were supposed to be watching the dogs and you let the dogs eat your shoes , you could have killed my dogs !!! "

buy another shoes :)

This is a no brainer: #3.

:)

I like your style.

aww what a cute little puppy!

I take back my post - this one is brilliant :thumbsup

This just made me laugh...thanks.


I'd just go with honesty then offer to replace the shoes with ones she would like to pick out.

uh oh
 

throw 'em out and deny everything!

Somebody please explain to me what's so great about having dogs that chew everything they aren't supposed to? I've never had a dog that has done this, I've always had big dogs. Are little dogs stupid? Are pugs stupid? Are pug owners stupid?

:-)

Shoot the dog.




LOL just kidding :)

So the girls basically want me to be honest and the guys think I should lie.

Very telling.

I will probably lie, it seems more polite.

Meg and Ferd never chewed on anything they weren't supposed to. Yeah, they'll cat and deer shit, but a least they weren't orally dismantling my stairway.

But yes, they're stupid and so are the owners. :upsidedow

shit happens and dogs will be dogs

tell her what happened and buy her a new and BETTER pair of shoes.

if you lie to a woman about little things like that, and they find out, then they're not sure what ELSE you're lying about. (like cheating and the like) be honest.

This way you will be forgiven and also get a shag.

Your dogs chew on shoes because they're bored, and aren't getting enough censory stimulation.

If you took them on walks of decent length everyday this problem would start to go away.

looks like you're fucked :)

Option 3 bro. Emelda Marcos, I mean Ermelinda will never know.

I don't like the shoes, their too square and the heels are strange...
I've never seen a high heel with a square front, its kinda weird, it looks like its part of a boot, but then it suddenly stops and turns into a shoe instead of a boot.... very strange style...

that is SO Funny , been there done that , with a few dogs. they do grow out of it...........Yeah I know, its not really funny at the time:disgust Try this on for size, come home and the dog, dug tru the mattress tryin to bury a bone:Oh crap Then you flip the Mattress and the same shit happens a week down the road..................and NO, you dont have the money to buy a new one:mad:

shit dude this is easy

yer overlooking the obvious

when she gets home get your gun, the dog and the shoes. Show her what the little fucker did and put the gun to his head...IF she believes you will kill the dog she will forgive the dog very quickly. And she will think twice about fucking with you over it.

next question....

always willing to help with domestic relations

We prefer keeping them in tiny cages.

The dog that chews is a puppy, get real.

The puppy has peed in the bed twice because my girl sneaks it into the bed at night, especially if I am away at shows.

My vote is to go out and replace them STAT! lol

Dog and shoe are the same color. Skin the dog, and fix the shoe with the skin. She will NEVER complain about the shoes.

As always, you are brilliant. Stop standing us up and show up at some dinners, would ya? I miss you!! :(

just tell her

Your Fucked!:Oh crap :helpme

Take her out to dinner at a Korean restaurant and Take The Dog with you. Tell the dog that If He/She doesn't behave you'll leave it there.

Nice Targetted Advertising, I would like to get a hold of the code for that....:thumbsup

cory, you know honesty is the best policy. just buy her a replacement and put a lock on the closet door. :)