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QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 09:17 AM

Have any of you every tried a Juice Fast?
 
Have you guys ever tried this? It just sounds dangerous? If so, how was it and what were the results?

imageman 02-15-2006 09:25 AM

Yes its boring 3 days i lasted, lost 5lb Not good to do this for too long give you the runs !!! I need to eat dead animals to live..

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 09:26 AM

http://altmedicine.about.com/od/deto...ce_fasting.htm

here's a link if noone knows what it is

Violetta 02-15-2006 09:31 AM

never heard of it before!

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 09:49 AM

It is supposed to basically detox your body or something.

JFK 02-15-2006 09:58 AM

nevertried it , sounds interesting:thumbsup
"Timing ? Spring is thought to be the best time of the year for a juice fast. Fasting should only be done during the warmer months. In Canada and northern regions of the United States, this means spring, summer, and early fall."

tony286 02-15-2006 10:06 AM

I wonder why fasting should only be done in the warm months

Ross 02-15-2006 10:08 AM

Sounds stupid and dangerous.

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross
Sounds stupid and dangerous.

It does sound "interesting" for sure.

Jace 02-15-2006 10:29 AM

sounds sort of like the Master Cleanse

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace
sounds sort of like the Master Cleanse

What exactly is a master cleanse?

adultchica 02-15-2006 10:31 AM

I knew a guy that did it as part of his "religion". One time he fasted 2-3 weeks, not sure what liquids he drank if any. All I know is the guy never weighed over 140 lbs the whole time I knew him.
I never said shit to him as I respect his religion, but in the back of my mind I thought he was a little crazy :-)

Cory W 02-15-2006 10:34 AM

Man did not always survive on quarter pounders.

lchaim 02-15-2006 10:36 AM

Did it for 5 days before, was hard the first 2 days, last 3 were a piece of cake.

Overall it felt great to clean out. It's as much as a mental thing as a physical thing.

Make sure you have the space to do it, and not the physical space here, the mental space. Don't do it if you have monster deadlines at work happening, or a ton of other crap.

rollinOn20s 02-15-2006 10:48 AM

Just chug back some exlax............!

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by lchaim
Did it for 5 days before, was hard the first 2 days, last 3 were a piece of cake.

Overall it felt great to clean out. It's as much as a mental thing as a physical thing.

Make sure you have the space to do it, and not the physical space here, the mental space. Don't do it if you have monster deadlines at work happening, or a ton of other crap.

I think my girlfriend and I might try a 5 dayer...It doesn't sound too bad. Basically sounds like "get over hunger, get over initial withdrawal and you are golden"

lchaim 02-15-2006 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs
I think my girlfriend and I might try a 5 dayer...It doesn't sound too bad. Basically sounds like "get over hunger, get over initial withdrawal and you are golden"


Absolutely right. That was my experience anyways. I did a bit of reading up on it before I gave it a shot, but was pleasantly suprised at how good it felt on day 3 and after. I could have gone for the full 7 days, but the weekend always makes me want to go out to a nice restaurant so I folded on a Saturday.

sperbonzo 02-15-2006 10:56 AM

Jews Fast ?

Well.... I do drive my bimmer pretty quick on I-95, does that count?


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Jace 02-15-2006 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs
What exactly is a master cleanse?

this fast people have been doing for years, here is the link

http://www.therawfoodsite.com/mastercleanse.htm

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
this fast people have been doing for years, here is the link

http://www.therawfoodsite.com/mastercleanse.htm

Have you done it?

JamesK2 02-15-2006 10:59 AM

How about you pay me the $100 you owe me for years instead of drinking that shit.

bopha 02-15-2006 11:00 AM

Works great. The best part is that after you're cleansed, you feel like your body is burning faster and is more efficient. Makes you want to eat well and skip the junk.

Jace 02-15-2006 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs
Have you done it?

nah, but my father in law does it every 3 months....he loves it

I had a friend do it too, he only lasted 5 days before he gave up

they say it is amazing though

lchaim 02-15-2006 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo
Jews Fast ?

Well.... I do drive my bimmer pretty quick on I-95, does that count?


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:1orglaugh - I didn't do it for any religous reasons.

I just felt the urge to clean out the pipes so to speak and not the vas deferens piping.

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace
nah, but my father in law does it every 3 months....he loves it

I had a friend do it too, he only lasted 5 days before he gave up

they say it is amazing though

Hmm...sounds interesting. I kinda have doubts about the lemonade 5 times day (just briefly skimmed the article). I have the feeling that might make me sick as hell after a few of them :) The juices sound more reasonable to me.

Reak AGV 02-15-2006 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK
How about you pay me the $100 you owe me for years instead of drinking that shit.

Scammers always get away with there shit James :2 cents:

JamesK2 02-15-2006 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV
Scammers always get away with there shit James :2 cents:

Yep it seems so :Oh crap

sperbonzo 02-15-2006 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lchaim
:1orglaugh - I didn't do it for any religous reasons.

I just felt the urge to clean out the pipes so to speak and not the vas deferens piping.

Wait!!! I'm sorry, I just realized that I misunderstood...

You mean a JEWS FEST!

Oh sure, I've been to all types of Jew fests. They can be fun, but if the latkas are too greasy, it can really bloat you later.


Sorry, I didn't get what you were talking about before.

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QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo
Wait!!! I'm sorry, I just realized that I misunderstood...

You mean a JEWS FEST!

Oh sure, I've been to all types of Jew fests. They can be fun, but if the latkas are too greasy, it can really bloat you later.


Sorry, I didn't get what you were talking about before.

.

yep, exactly what i meant

C_U_Next_Tuesday 02-15-2006 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs
Have you done it?

I have a few times... it really is cleansing and you get an unbelievable amount of energy after the firts few days. The only fast I will do is the Master Cleanse

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 11:34 AM

Hey, JamesK...could you pleas ICQ me at 69767780...because I do not recall ordering any designs from anyone. I always create my own html/graphics.

ICQ me and we can see what this is about and if there really is a problem, it is totally a misunderstanding, because I never remember "scamming" anyone.

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I have a few times... it really is cleansing and you get an unbelievable amount of energy after the firts few days. The only fast I will do is the Master Cleanse

Maybe I'll have to look more into that fast then.

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK
QualityMpegs IS A SCAMMER!!

Click this link:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...2&pp=25&page=2
Look at the bottom post "Fuck You KRL - God Damn Fucken Asshole" started by QUALITYTHUMBS where you are accusing JON (who mustve been QUALITYTHUMBS before) of cheating him of a design a year before.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ghlight=design

This lead me to conclude that you are a FUCKING ASSHOLE who mistakened me for someone else and have called me a scammer publicly.

FUCK YOU. YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY ASSHOLE. I AM QUALITYMPEGS, NOT QUALITYTHUMBS.

G-Rotica 02-15-2006 12:04 PM

I tried a juice enema once. It was berry nice :1orglaugh

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica
I tried a juice enema once. It was berry nice :1orglaugh

dookielicious

C_U_Next_Tuesday 02-15-2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QualityMpegs
Maybe I'll have to look more into that fast then.

Its a combo of 10 -12 oz of spring water,2 TBS of fresh squeezed Lemon juice, 2 TBS of the darkest maple syrup you can find (this is where you get your vitamins and minerals) and a dash of cayenne pepper.


You drink this and only this for 10 days..no need for water or anything else. I make a triple batch early each morning and that is usually enough to last me the whole day.

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QualityMpegs
Click this link:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...2&pp=25&page=2
Look at the bottom post "Fuck You KRL - God Damn Fucken Asshole" started by QUALITYTHUMBS where you are accusing JON (who mustve been QUALITYTHUMBS before) of cheating him of a design a year before.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ghlight=design

This lead me to conclude that you are a FUCKING ASSHOLE who mistakened me for someone else and have called me a scammer publicly.

FUCK YOU. YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY ASSHOLE. I AM QUALITYMPEGS, NOT QUALITYTHUMBS.

Oh, shit...looks like he realized he was wrong and deleted the other thread. I want an apology now.

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Its a combo of 10 -12 oz of spring water,2 TBS of fresh squeezed Lemon juice, 2 TBS of the darkest maple syrup you can find (this is where you get your vitamins and minerals) and a dash of cayenne pepper.


You drink this and only this for 10 days..no need for water or anything else. I make a triple batch early each morning and that is usually enough to last me the whole day.

How does it taste?

QualityMpegs 02-15-2006 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs
How does it taste?

and how much weight do you typically lose during the 10 days?

GlydeGirl 02-15-2006 12:24 PM

I'm gearing up for my first juice fast... I'll be starting in the next three weeks and my goal is to go for 21 days (but we'll see). I'll let you folks know how it works out for me.


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