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Major (Tom) 11-11-2005 10:41 PM

Member quits because he is religious
 
--- AT****@aol.com wrote:

> Duke,
>
> To be perfectly honest with you, there is
> nothing you could have done
> with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
> do not mean that in a ill
> way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
> Jesus Christ and joined
> your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
> download several clips (have
> since deleted them from my computer), but God got
> on me and I realized what a sin
> it was for me to be viewing the material provided
> to me on your
> web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
> appreciate this chance to share with
> you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
> per-se.....it was the Almighty
> Lord and Savior that did it.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> RG

How long until he charges back?

Duke

seeric 11-11-2005 10:43 PM

at least it wasn't the prgram owner giving into the cloth like i went through. :)

wallst 11-11-2005 10:49 PM

he's praying for you now duke...

MikeyFingaz 11-11-2005 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wallst
he's praying for you now duke...

then let him pray that duke continues to grow happy and wealthy...

... and none of that other bullshit about finding religion and repenting, lol.

Theo The Theologian 11-11-2005 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker
--- AT****@aol.com wrote:

> Duke,
>
......
>
> RG

How long until he charges back?

Duke


I don't have the heart to tell him he's still going to Hell regardless for downloading dukeness. Allah on the other hand may still take him if he blows himself up in front of school children.

Doctor Dre 11-11-2005 10:54 PM

Nothing wrong with people having their own beleifs...

Doctor Dre 11-11-2005 10:55 PM

P.S. his email adress proves how much of a sheep he is...

Theo The Theologian 11-11-2005 10:57 PM


Mike Okitch 11-11-2005 11:03 PM

Dear former member,

Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

Truly Yours,

.....

Nookster 11-11-2005 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Dear former member,

Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

Truly Yours,

.....

roflmFao!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BlingDaddy 11-11-2005 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Dear former member,

Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

Truly Yours,

.....

Wicked.......

uno 11-11-2005 11:16 PM

He feels the need for confession.

adultchica 11-11-2005 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Dear former member,

Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

Truly Yours,

.....

That is truly priceless! I wonder if he's going to email you back on that 1 haha

SilentKnight 11-11-2005 11:34 PM

Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew."

No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us?

Oh, I know...its religion.

Odin88 11-11-2005 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew."

No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us?

Oh, I know...its religion.

Hang on, didn't you just spread your bullshit views? :upsidedow

Redrob 11-12-2005 12:57 AM

I'd say, "Go in peace my friend and pray for me if you want to."

It doesn't hurt.

SilentKnight 11-12-2005 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odin88
Hang on, didn't you just spread your bullshit views? :upsidedow

Point out where I revealed my religious persuasions again?

That aside, Dukeskywalker opened discussion on it all to begin with. Viewpoints were solicited.

BigCashCrew 11-12-2005 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker
--- AT****@aol.com wrote:

> Duke,
>
> To be perfectly honest with you, there is
> nothing you could have done
> with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
> do not mean that in a ill
> way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
> Jesus Christ and joined
> your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
> download several clips (have
> since deleted them from my computer), but God got
> on me and I realized what a sin
> it was for me to be viewing the material provided
> to me on your
> web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
> appreciate this chance to share with
> you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
> per-se.....it was the Almighty
> Lord and Savior that did it.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> RG

How long until he charges back?

Duke

this fucker is probably wearing high heeled shoes and talking to his dick.

phonesex 11-12-2005 02:17 AM

I bet he'll rejoin another site or come back.

broke 11-12-2005 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
That aside, Dukeskywalker opened discussion on it all to begin with. Viewpoints were solicited.


Looks like his reason for cancelling was also solicited.

Quote:

Duke, To be perfectly honest with you, there is nothing you could have done with or on your web-site to keep me as a member....

I appreciate this chance to share with you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site, per-se....

sonofsam 11-12-2005 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Point out where I revealed my religious persuasions again?

That aside, Dukeskywalker opened discussion on it all to begin with. Viewpoints were solicited.

don't mind odin88, hes just a narrow minded racist idiot... the "88" stands for heil hitler

Major (Tom) 11-12-2005 05:39 AM

He and I are discussing the book of ephesians. especially 6:7 where it talks about slavery. Apparently his pastor left that one out :)

Duke

iwantchixx 11-12-2005 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew."

No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us?

Oh, I know...its religion.


Same reason that non believers feel compelled to insult, badger and get in people's faces about their non-belief.

Everyone has an opinion and shares it.

No big deal.

pornpf69 11-12-2005 05:45 AM

there are all kind of freakz on the web...

SinisterStudios 11-12-2005 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker
--- AT****@aol.com wrote:

> Duke,
>
> To be perfectly honest with you, there is
> nothing you could have done
> with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
> do not mean that in a ill
> way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
> Jesus Christ and joined
> your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
> download several clips (have
> since deleted them from my computer), but God got
> on me and I realized what a sin
> it was for me to be viewing the material provided
> to me on your
> web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
> appreciate this chance to share with
> you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
> per-se.....it was the Almighty
> Lord and Savior that did it.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> RG

How long until he charges back?

Duke


HALLEUH!!!! Praise the Lord, the evil DukeSkywalker lost his grip on this lost soul and he found the Lord and Savoir, Jesus Christ .:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HomoErectus 11-12-2005 06:05 AM

He'll be back...........

SkeetSkeet 11-12-2005 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

awesome pics !

Paul Waters 11-12-2005 06:27 AM

Wht is it that when these fundies hear voices in their head, they think that they are geting some special communication from a deity.

They should just see a psychiatrist and get their problem solved.

HomoErectus 11-12-2005 06:30 AM

I bet his fucking wife caught him surfing porn, she must have made him a believer. :pimp

Fletch XXX 11-12-2005 06:31 AM

the bible produces more liars than other books.

the bible teaches people that it is okay to kill, rape etc http://www.evilbible.com but also teaches that it is okay to simply go to confession and have it wiped away.

these people think they can do as they want and then still get into heaven if theyn go to church.

they will all burn

Wiggles 11-12-2005 06:38 AM

he seemed polite and honest about it, i doubt he'll charge back.

nico-t 11-12-2005 08:23 AM

An unstable cult follower

sunshynevideo 11-12-2005 08:38 AM

Sounds like another one of the folks from around here. Got a phone call here at the store one day and the guys says I want you to undertsand I have been Porn Free for 30 days and your store is a bad temptation. I feel that what you are doing is wrong.

So with his phone call in mind we offered anyone that has been porn free for 30 days or longer a free membership to renting movies so they could catch up on everything they had missed.

EroticySteve 11-12-2005 08:40 AM

To each their own. I have no problem with someone practicing any belief system that they choose. Be it Christianity, Judaism, Muslim, Mormon, Scientology, Hindu, etc.

More power to you. People do it for different reasons and I try not to comprehend why it is that they do what they do and frankly it's none of my business.

The only thing I never appreciated was the solicitation of religion.

I think a belief system speaks for itself or at least should.

broke 11-12-2005 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunshynevideo
Sounds like another one of the folks from around here. Got a phone call here at the store one day and the guys says I want you to undertsand I have been Porn Free for 30 days and your store is a bad temptation. I feel that what you are doing is wrong.

It's simply amazing what people read into things when it comes to anyone *gasp* even mentions religon.

For the two situations to be even remotely similar, you would have had to call the aforementioned customer and ask him why he hadn't been in to rent any videos in 30 days and what you could do to get him back in the store. Then the customer would have had to respond that he didn't have any problem with your store, but wast no longer watching porn for religous reasons.


The guy that called you unsolicited whining about temptation and telling you what you are doing is wrong is a kook.

The guy that sent this email didn't preach, didn't whine about temptation, didn't try to convert, didn't say duke was going to hell, and didn't do anything that normally drives non-religous people nuts. He simple explained why he was cancelling (when prompted).

The nerve of some people. :helpme

psili 11-12-2005 09:23 AM

I received one or two of those before. Even received one where a guy asked for his account to be closed because he was enrolled in a sexaholics class and couldn't refrain from visiting the website.

I always wanted to think it's a joke, but, really; who'd take the time and money to become a member just to amuse a webmaster?

iwantchixx 11-12-2005 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
Same reason that non believers feel compelled to insult, badger and get in people's faces about their non-belief.

Everyone has an opinion and shares it.

No big deal.


ERRRRRRRR

non-belief = belief.

I really SHOULD proof read what I write.

Jer 11-12-2005 09:35 AM

I think I'll start a paysite at www.godisbrazilian.com and be the virtual priest.

sickkittens 11-12-2005 09:36 AM

I was thinking this was about some "surfer" surfer...now it makes sense.

tranza 11-12-2005 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
the bible produces more liars than other books.

the bible teaches people that it is okay to kill, rape etc http://www.evilbible.com but also teaches that it is okay to simply go to confession and have it wiped away.

these people think they can do as they want and then still get into heaven if theyn go to church.

they will all burn

yep, i was thinking exactly the same


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