The lord does not like chargebacks.

Every sperm is Sacred!!
Every sperm is Great!!
If A sperm gets wasted,
God gets quite irrate!!!


-Monty Python :)

he won't charge back

that'd be stealing ;)

would be against his 10 commandements

I've had the same experience with a member. He emailed, telling me how God didn't like what I was doing (tempting men to masturbate, the body is a temple, etc), said he'd pray for me, I should repent...
Well he rejoined about 6 months later, emailed me to let me know he was back and how much he missed me. Of course, he never mentioned again why he'd previously canceled. :winkwink: But to each their own.

Anya

Dear *****@aol.com

God spoke with me by telephone last night , and urged you to reconsider your cancelation. He had a meeting and coudn't speak with you personally , but he asked me to pass along this message to you. Infact i should elaborate, god told me to tell you that "other" adult websites are "sinfull" but as long as you continue your membership with our site , you will be assured a spot in heaven.. and all your previous sins will be forgiven.

Yours truly duke.

Lots of threads about weird surfer emails this week.... something in the water maybe?? :1orglaugh

Now that is funny.

How is that even remotely the same????

Did you even read the email?

Jesus already died for your members sins, so he may as well stick around and enjoy the face fucking.

That would be an awesome reply :)

50 religious surfers.

51 retards.... that can't read and have worse comprehension skills.

LOL
Awesome!
Duke

Yes broke, I did read it. My member canceled on me because of his 'finding God', yet later came back and rejoined.
Sorry you don't see any similarity in the 2 situations. :helpme


Anya

You are a good writer my friend..

Try copywriting :thumbsup

whats funny is they blame it on us, like its our fault we tempt them.

duke

I'm convinced... what power other than God could make a man turn away from porn? he must be real, I've seen the light now too.

this shit is funny

I thought he found GOD in a video on your website.

Cyn

tell him CB's are the work of satin.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Here is the latest:

Duke,

Never did I judge. It's not for me to do that, that's God's job. All I did was adhere to what the Holy Bible says: That I shall not set any wicked thing before my eyes. Now, you may ask....how is ghetto gaggers wicked.....the Bible also talks about not fornicating (having sex before marriage) and adultery (cheating). I'm sure the men you have performing in your ghetto gagger sessions are not married to the women they are perfoming with, thereby making it either fornication or adultery...which are sins (i.e. wicked), thus: I shall set no wicked thing before my eyes. I'm not judging you, wouldn't dream of it.....what sense would it make for me to do that when I had a membership to the website to begin with. But I do believe that we, as Christians, should adhere to the commandments of the Lord and follow the way of life that he's designed for us in his Word. Please don't take anything I've said to be a slam against ghetto gaggers, it's not. It's just that if I wish to grow my relationship with Christ, then I have to remove things from my life that would be displeasing to Him.

RG

This guy is a peice of work :)
Duke

I dont think god wrote the bible.
I could be wrong

So you really think that unsolicited email telling you to repent is the same?

I used to have respect for 'content'. This guy cancelled and was asked, "why did you cancel. What could i do to keep you as a member?"

The answer was NOTHING and he gave his reason.

How is that remotely similar?


It's sad that Duke is playing games and trying to bait the guy... I expected more.

I'm really not sure why you're having a problem with what I said, broke. My member emailed me, saying he wanted to cancel because of his religious beliefs. Then he went on to preach to me about how I should change my 'wicked' ways, etc. If you'd read my first post, you'd have seen that I said he had canceled, then later rejoined, never mentioning again the reason he had canceled to begin with.

So to sum it up for you, sweetheart:

Duke's member canceled in the 'name of religion'.
My member canceled in the 'name of religion'.

I posted in Duke's thread because I did have a similar experience... a member canceled in the 'name of religion'.

I'm not sure what it is you're looking for here, broke... an argument, perhaps? If so, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to accommodate you.

Whether or not you 'respect content' is of no concern to me.

Oh, and God bless you! :)

Anya

God smiles on us! :)

more importantly.. you make me smile pat. when are we getting together again for some liver carnage!

Duke

This weekend maybe , I got a raging chest/headcold , Im captain mucus lol.. I should be back in fighting shape this week, Im popin pills and sprays like a motherfucker lol. :thumbsup

fighting shape? thats pushing it LOL.
lets hope the chest cold and headache goes away :)

Duke :)

Dude .. once I beat out this cold I will be in fighting shape to fuck up a couple of girlscouts .. at least :) lol

lol!!
you rock dude :)
give me a call :)

duke

when did Jesus say porn is bad for you ??

i got an idea why dont we start some church or some shit
or convert these jesus freaks into jews,
let them continue being religous, but be preached to that porn is good for them

:)

Duke ... you can become ordained for as little as $15 and a SASE in the back pages of many tabloids ....

What would RG have to say, if you emailed him back explaining that you ARE a man of the cloth, and it is OK ... even Jesus Christ masturbates! :1orglaugh

i seriously need to become a reverand.

duke

Odd that no one can see the difference between solicited and un-solicited email. Carry on though -- it's fun to watch the retarted.

What's a "retart" ?

Odd, that you're so adamant in trying to prove a point to the extent that you'll call people you don't know (misspelled) names. Now please stop with the silly name calling, broke. It makes Baby Jesus very sad. :(
But I still like you :winkwink:

Anya

Go choke and die on a fishbone idiot.

Go back, read the thread again. Appearently you are having some comprehension issues. I know how it is and how hard it is to realise the inability to comprehend. But in this case...

Thought I would just point it out to ya. :1orglaugh

Clearly I"m the one with comprehension issues.

> Duke,
>
> To be perfectly honest with you, there is
> nothing you could have done
> with or on your web-site to keep me as a member.

I often start angry emails of a religous nature with...

"Duke,"

I also answer questions honestly as to how I could (or could not) be retained.

> To be perfectly honest with you, there is
> nothing you could have done
> with or on your web-site to keep me as a member.

I also thank the evil pornogrpher for the chance to share my thoughts

> appreciate this chance to share with
> you why I cancelled

Clown -- this has nothing to do with YOU (I know that's hard for a Kalifornian to understand) and isn't ANYTHING YOU HATE. Don't ask members questions in hopes of retention if you don't want all kinds of answers.