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$$$ 10-19-2005 07:38 PM
so there's a warrant for my arrest and i don't anwser my door every time they knock..
 
earlier i got pissed at my girl and decided to utilize my car and emergency brake to conduct 180 spins and misc. methods of destroying grass all over her parents front yard.

anyone know what i'll be looking at? fines? jail time? probation?

mkx 10-19-2005 07:43 PM
turn yourself in, spend a night in jail, and get bail?

mkx 10-19-2005 07:44 PM
still deny it, but turn yourself in if theres a warrent for your arrest, be like what did i do?

Spunky 10-19-2005 07:45 PM
Prepare to get that asshole destructed by big black cock

Alky 10-19-2005 07:46 PM
i doubt theres a warrant for your arrest... probably trying to serve you papers so you can show up to court... thats a civil suit.

xclusive 10-19-2005 07:46 PM
Call your lawyer and go and turn yourself in and offer to pay for the grass and you might get off with just that.

$$$ 10-19-2005 07:47 PM
LOL my girl just sent pics, I guess it goes 7 inches deep into the ground in some spots

http://i4.cashmoneyuploads.com/img/100_342743e.jpg
http://i4.cashmoneyuploads.com/img/100_3429e46.jpg

leedogg 10-19-2005 07:49 PM
Turn yourself into a psychiatric ward
From what I see on GFY about you you need special care

BlingDaddy 10-19-2005 07:49 PM
This is by far the dumbest fucking thread of the day. :2 cents:

nobull 10-19-2005 07:50 PM
Talk to the cops, talk to the parents and work it out. The worst thing you can do is not talk an avoid people. (nice pics by the way)

BeatingSkull 10-19-2005 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by $$$
earlier i got pissed at my girl and decided to utilize my car and emergency brake to conduct 180 spins and misc. methods of destroying grass all over her parents front yard.

anyone know what i'll be looking at? fines? jail time? probation?
Malicious destruction of property -felony-maximum sentance = 2 1/2 years
Leaving the scene of property damage- up to 2 years
Driving to endanger- loss of license indefinately-- imprisonment up to 5 years

Now, if you have no record & a clean driving record, nothing will happen, just a fine & restitution..call her parents & tell them you hired a lanscaper to fix it, then get someone over there to repair it. Cant be charged for breaking anything if it's not broken



edit--saw the pics--that isnt nothing.. dont worry about it... do they have a driveway? tell the cops it was wet & muddy & you got stuck?

Spunky 10-19-2005 07:52 PM
Why the fuck destroy her parents grass like that..I would make you pay for the damage

$$$ 10-19-2005 07:54 PM
Hey spunky, suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. I'd run you over faggot. Some people have anger issues and don't hestitate to lose their minds, I'm sorry that you're a well manored little girl in a pink skirt.

bangman 10-19-2005 07:59 PM
Wait...so you were pissed at your girl so you went to her house (PARENT'S HOUSE) and proceeded to destroy their property? That's very immature.

bangman 10-19-2005 07:59 PM
Fight with your girl and all, no reason to punish the parents you know?

the Shemp 10-19-2005 08:01 PM
probably some kind of juvenile detention facility...

Mako 10-19-2005 08:01 PM
This just in: AdultMegaCash is pleased to announce that $$$ has been brought on board to develop business relationships with an older audience.

They felt he was uniquely qualified for the position based on his clear communication and direct link to those above the age of 40, and his impressive posts on GFY relating to "tearing up other people's shit" and "pretend scammer call-out threads". High marks were given to $$$'s "board persona" for creativity and excellence in being a member of the human race.

Congrats $$$, good luck! :winkwink:

khs 10-19-2005 08:03 PM
nice work on the lawnjob

Mr Pheer 10-19-2005 08:03 PM
You're lucky her dad called the cops instead of taking a crowbar to your head and your car, because thats what I would have done.

iguess 10-19-2005 08:04 PM
your ass need help.. go put yourself up somewhere.

Furious_Male 10-19-2005 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPheer
You're lucky her dad called the cops instead of taking a crowbar to your head and your car, because thats what I would have done.
No shit. I get pissed when someone slips off my driveway and ruts the grass edge. I can't imagine seeing that shit. I would lose my cool.

escorpio 10-19-2005 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mako
This just in: AdultMegaCash is pleased to announce that $$$ has been brought on board to develop business relationships with an older audience.

They felt he was uniquely qualified for the position based on his clear communication and direct link to those above the age of 40, and his impressive posts on GFY relating to "tearing up other people's shit" and "pretend scammer call-out threads". High marks were given to $$$'s "board persona" for creativity and excellence in being a member of the human race.

Congrats $$$, good luck! :winkwink:
:helpme
can't :1orglaugh
stop :1orglaugh
laughing :1orglaugh

Screaming 10-19-2005 08:06 PM
well you should talk to her parents, say you are sorry and fix the problem

BlingDaddy 10-19-2005 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mako
This just in: AdultMegaCash is pleased to announce that $$$ has been brought on board to develop business relationships with an older audience.

They felt he was uniquely qualified for the position based on his clear communication and direct link to those above the age of 40, and his impressive posts on GFY relating to "tearing up other people's shit" and "pretend scammer call-out threads". High marks were given to $$$'s "board persona" for creativity and excellence in being a member of the human race.

Congrats $$$, good luck! :winkwink:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Isn't this a new thread?

Mr Pheer 10-19-2005 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Furious_Male
No shit. I get pissed when someone slips off my driveway and ruts the grass edge. I can't imagine seeing that shit. I would lose my cool.
Exactly my point. You cant let people fuck with your home, no matter who it is.

And I see children's toys in the first pics right by the ruts, yeah thats gonna look great to the judge or district attorney.

budz 10-19-2005 08:09 PM
confess your sins to the GFY trollz and say 10 hail maries

StickyGreen 10-19-2005 08:10 PM
lmao, what a fuckin idiot...

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-19-2005 08:12 PM
had that been my lawn.............and daughter..................


I would have shot and killed you :)

xNetworx 10-19-2005 08:13 PM
thats honestly pretty funny to me

Xplicit 10-19-2005 08:13 PM
What did she do?

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-19-2005 08:19 PM
i would have shot his ass for messin up my lawn, plus I would have thought he was crazy and a threat to my daughter

volante 10-19-2005 08:21 PM
Deny everything. Blame gophers.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/maga...ack_gopher.jpg

sonofsam 10-19-2005 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by volante
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Th!nk 10-19-2005 08:24 PM
Turn yourself in, get a lawyer!

Spunky 10-19-2005 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by $$$
Hey spunky, suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. I'd run you over faggot. Some people have anger issues and don't hestitate to lose their minds, I'm sorry that you're a well manored little girl in a pink skirt.
That's the problem with you punks..One day your anger issues will get you in alot of trouble and you will be somebodies bitch ..Time to grow up boy and get that under control...seriously....and I thought pink was in :321GFY

Inde 10-19-2005 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mako
This just in: AdultMegaCash is pleased to announce that $$$ has been brought on board to develop business relationships with an older audience.

They felt he was uniquely qualified for the position based on his clear communication and direct link to those above the age of 40, and his impressive posts on GFY relating to "tearing up other people's shit" and "pretend scammer call-out threads". High marks were given to $$$'s "board persona" for creativity and excellence in being a member of the human race.

Congrats $$$, good luck! :winkwink:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

georgeyw 10-19-2005 08:29 PM
you're a fucking moron. How old are you? 16?

KingK7 10-19-2005 08:31 PM
Shoot it out! Dont let those pig bastards get to you!

KingK7 10-19-2005 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Shemp
probably some kind of juvenile detention facility...
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kevsh 10-19-2005 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by $$$
Hey spunky, suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. I'd run you over faggot. Some people have anger issues and don't hestitate to lose their minds, I'm sorry that you're a well manored little girl in a pink skirt.
Hope the prosecutor doesn't pull that comment out when you're pleading for a light sentence ...

:helpme


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