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gruvr777 10-19-2005 11:44 PM

I'm sure that after fucking with your girlfriends parents that this will bring even more harmony, and peace into the relationship. If her parents hate you you may as well write off the relationship now. Who knows though... If she has as many issues as you seem to, your relationship could probably go on in an eternally blissful state indefinitely.

$$$ 10-19-2005 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gruvr777
If she has as many issues as you seem to, your relationship could probably go on in an eternally blissful state indefinitely.

that's what i'm hoping for

KMR Stitch 10-19-2005 11:59 PM

Well you want a real answer I have it from the cop:

I had someone do it to my yard awhile back.. We did it back and fourth to each other my parents asked the neighboorhood cop about it.. She said "GRASS GROWS BACK Nothing I can do" Now If I saw them do it Then I can at most Give them Wreckless driving. Because it's not vandlasim in your CAR.. Thats like saying I swerved to miss a dog or kid that ran infront of my car...and I went into the grass of someones house...So in that sense you had to.. To miss hitting the dog/kid.

iwantchixx 10-20-2005 12:27 AM

You're lucky her parents didn't kick your ass. if it was my lawn soemone was destroying like that I'd jump in that car and dissasemble your bone structure.

adultchica 10-20-2005 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by volante


Exacly, crazy gophers haha. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

elitetec 10-20-2005 12:45 AM

lol like $300

ModelPerfect 10-20-2005 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$
I figured it would fit under the "fucking around" category and serve as entertainment. I wasn't under the impression that it would be found offensive by people who make a living selling pornography. pussies.

I doubt anyone finds it offensive, but you just fucked yourself out of a denying the event or any excuse thereof, since you've just publically stated the premeditated intent and followthrough of the action for vindictive reasons.

But back to your original question: I highly doubt anything will happen to you, although it's quite possible you'll have to pay for the grass.

ServerGenius 10-20-2005 01:01 AM

I call bullshit....I smell it.....and it ain't mine

ServerGenius 10-20-2005 01:03 AM

1: you're not old enough to drive a car
2: you can't afford a car
3: yo daddy won't borrow you his neither
4: you can't do donut spins
5: you don't have a girlfriend
6: you're an attention whore

LiveDose 10-20-2005 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer
You're lucky her dad called the cops instead of taking a crowbar to your head and your car, because thats what I would have done.


That's what I was thinking.

Webmistres 10-20-2005 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by $$$
Hey spunky, suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. I'd run you over faggot. Some people have anger issues and don't hestitate to lose their minds, I'm sorry that you're a well manored little girl in a pink skirt.

Is it be wrong to say "see sig" ??????

Nick 10-20-2005 02:00 AM

I can't believe I just read this whole post..

$$$ you are a fucking Asshat! :2 cents:

potter 10-20-2005 02:01 AM

Don't fret it man! I'm in jail right now, ya get free wireless. And it's only three cigs a day to rent a laptop.

reynold 10-20-2005 06:31 AM

I just wish the cops would be able to arrest you. :321GFY

~Ray 10-20-2005 08:17 AM

report your car stolen :)

ssp 10-20-2005 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain
1: you're not old enough to drive a car
2: you can't afford a car
3: yo daddy won't borrow you his neither
4: you can't do donut spins
5: you don't have a girlfriend
6: you're an attention whore

I choose option 4.

Young 10-20-2005 08:34 AM

http://beerbarrel.programist.ru/GU3.jpg

Bugbee 10-20-2005 08:34 AM

a little jealous I presume with a side of anger management issues? :1orglaugh

Murderous 10-20-2005 08:37 AM

Every time I ever sat in jail, it has been for hiding and not showing up for court and other appointments, I never sat in jail when I just took care of everything in a timely manner.

Cassie 10-20-2005 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL
You better get yourself a good lawyer. A judge is going to look at those pics and want to nail you.


as well he should. stupid punk kids have no regard for what others worked hard for.

that kids punishment should be to pay for a new lawn and be required to lay new lawn in 95 degree plus heat in the middle of texas as probation.

MickeyG 10-20-2005 08:51 AM

101 juvenile delinquents :thumbsup


absolutely hilarious. I'd avoid the cops for a few days and maybe speak with the parents once they calmed down :1orglaugh

seattle 10-20-2005 08:20 PM

Im Silently Screaming To Leave This
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy
This is by far the dumbest fucking thread of the day. :2 cents:


^5

AND....

how about them bronco's...
:party-smi :party-smi
BWAAAAHAHAHAH

KILL IT WITH THE NEET0 L33T0 LAWN J0BS BUT BY ALL MEANS,

GIVE'M HELL KID!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 10-21-2005 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy
This is by far the dumbest fucking thread of the day. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Screaming 10-21-2005 06:22 AM

has he been nabbed yet?

$$$ 10-21-2005 07:42 AM

na, patched things up with her parents and im hiring a landscaper


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