Lip Service - Bangkok Style!
 

So my friends and I went to try this new type of massage parlour, they have what is called 'Lip Service'... Basically you select your chick in the lobby, she takes you up and undresses you, showers you, then lays you on a massage bed, salt scrubs you, washes you, slides a FINGER in your ASS, washes you again, brings you up to the massage room, then gives a good swedish massage with oil.... then LICKS your body from head to toe, tosses your salad like it was going out of style (was it ever in style?), washes you, then blows you or fucks you (depends on the girl).... Oh, and she's either naked or in a neglige' the whole time she does this... Total damage: $45

We roll next door to a nice Spanish style restaurant to top the evening off, total damage: $65

I must be getting old (29), because this is what I consider a BIG FRIDAY NIGHT OUT ... LoL!!

Sounds great as long as she stays away from my ass :thumbsup

Hahaha, fun stuff! Hopefully you don't have AIDS now.

Yeah I know, AIDS is a HUGE problem when you receive blowjobs! you idiot

she sucked about 50 other dirty cocks that day.

i wouldn't get anywhere near this hoe, much less let "her" stick a "finger" in my ass or lick me.

so does your girlfriend.....what's your point? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Someone didn't pay attention in health class. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin your hooker fun.

whats your problem troll ?

hey K, i am coming there first of the year to bangkok to Dj. you ever hear of Mystique?

Wow, Your dumb.

err Dirty now

Kman, sounds like a kick ass time. A nice alternative to Eden.

Kman lives like a pimp.


Keep it up dawg

hey sport...your girlfriend isn't my problem....unlike you I don't mind her fucking others :pimp

he's a bit cose to the truth, huh? :1orglaugh

He did say these chicks washed those dirty cocks first.

:1orglaugh

I love KMan, he's a different kind of pimp.

You should of had dinner first man, that way when she tossed the salad she could get some food too.

Don't forget the salt scrub :Oh crap

Thing I dont understand is

She tosses the salad of Guy A like its going out of style

Then guy B comes along and she licks him head to toe..

Yikes

was she all female?

Did she have a brown tongue?

hey Kman , where is this lips service you talk about , i go to sazanka on soi 22, the same gig , salt scrub and all but the finish is only handjob for a total of 1380 bahts with drinks for free.


i wouldn't mind to try the blowjob version :pimp


cheers
Sabai

im sure the pathetic freak already has every disease possible, so whats the difference

it probably does a disservice to the unwary to romantice or trivialize the facts when touting recreational sexual exploits.

thai whores working in bangkok in busy massage parlors or bj bars can suckoff 25-75 cocks/day and most will take the ejaculate orally then spit it out.

the girls do not discriminate in the dim light. there are no medical checks for STDs, genital warts, chlamydia, genital herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, trichomoniasis, etc. many of the girls are on the bottom rung of the ladder---the girls who do this work are usually already sick and have nothing left to lose.

true, this is not the most efficient way to pickup HIV, but you can just about guarantee that if this is someone's idea of recreation (as it is for many) all of the participants are sharing STDs.

yes, an american lawyer i know has an interest in it... it gets closed down a few times a week by the police and everyone gets forced to take piss tests... im told they paid off the police colonel this week so it should be ok now...

i will be in Amsterdam for new years, back home on Jan 5, will u still be here man?

it's YOU'RE not YOUR... who's dumb now?

hey jagoff, the girls in the massage parlours get checked every 2 weeks for the full spread of detectable STD's to include HIV...

pull your dick out of bluff's ass and get a clue of the world beyond your small town in hickville, USA...

you would shit if i told you the famous people, whom you probably respect, ive been whoring with lol

What kind of salad was it? :winkwink:

LMAO!

i'm coming end of january. from what i hear all the hot chicks go there and its a good club. any country with big clubs ends up paying off the local authorities. i'd be scared if they didn't. you'll be back by the time i get there.

india curry dressing flavour i think hahaa

post your icq nugga, ill holla..

ya theres some hotties there, theres hotties everywhere... its almost impossible to tell which are the regular girls and which are the whores... your head will spin when you come here, i'll show you around... you wont want to leave.. nobody does


except for 'bluff'

nice..if im lucky ill be in manilla for awhile....ill have to get some lip service..lol

well i don't give a shit about someone's lifestyle, but it's the misinformation that prompts me to respond. misinformation that can and does affect the lives of many innocent folks.

tell the kids about it.

maybe get them to believe that if they are #2 behind the guy she's just sucked off with an active case of clap, or NSU, etc. they are safe.

hello they brush their teeth and use hella mouthwash... twat

i love to live vicariously through KMAN

They dont call it The land of smiles for nothing!

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You're so HIV positive now.

we we can all rest easy now :1orglaugh

maybe that will prevent bleeding gums, open mouth sores and protect the guy whose dick she scratches with her teeth.

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You're non-stop entertainment... Do you find that when you talk to people, they just stop and stare at you with their mouth kind of half open with a strange look on their faces? I bet this happens often with you.

Kman loves the analingus!!! I bet you grab your feet when she's lickin eh K????