Jimthefiend goes to jail.
 

Earlier this week I had the wonderful experience of spending 12 hours in the Monroe County Indiana jail.


Here is what happened:




I was sitting in a local bar, the "Video Saloon" with two of my models, kicking back and having a few drinks after a shoot. It was like midnight or so and we were all three pretty tanked.

I get up to go piss and when I return some moron, lets call him "Hank" has sat down at our table and is pretty busy chatting up the girls. He looks like hes drank a gallon of whiskey and THEY look like Jesus has miraculously turned their margaritas into cat piss.

I swear to God I tried to be polite. I sat down and did my best to get rid of him without drama. He fucking STUNK. Not just like booze, but like unwashed redneck ass.

I gave it about two minutes and then finally asked him to leave. He was at first, reasonable and got up and started to walk away. We were all three relieved.

I dunno what went through his whiskey addled brain but he turned around and started to get shitty.

It all just went downhill from there.

To make a long story short, we exchanged a few insults and profanities.

I think the comment I made about him needing to go stand under a fire hydrant upset him.


He SPAT on me.


So, I, being the gentle teddy bear I am; broke his fucking nose. I mean BROKE it hardcore. It like splattered and shit.


We were both arrested for battery, D felonies. His was "assault with bodily fluid".

In this jurisdiction you have to stay in jail for 12 hours on a battery charge wether you have bail or not. I did, and the girls picked me up at noon or so the next day.

Soon after I had gotten to jail, they dropped mine to an A misdemeanor, then when I went to court the next day and saw my paperwork they had reduced it again to a B misdemeanor.

When my Lawyer entered a plea of Not Guilty the prosecutor dismissed the charges and I walked.

As far as I know "Hank" is still sitting there because he was on the docket with me and has a bail reduction hearing next week.




Moral: Always carry at LEAST a grand of cash in case you have to bail out, and ALWAYS show up to court with a lawyer. When attempting to break a nose, hit it square on. :)




Flame away. :thumbsup :thumbsup

Thats what you get for visiting trailer trash shitholes, ya hick.

It's mainly a college bar you fucking cretin.


But thanks for playing.

Creting ?

Where did you pull that out of, ... your ass?

oh i thought they would have sent you to jail cause of ******************** cause your website is so shitty. anyone would be executed for crap like that.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

If you go to college bars, you're an idiot.

In places where i chill, you wouldn't even get past face control.

Come over here and spit on me. :)

I think he meant Cretin

wich in french means idiot or anything similar to that.

How bout I just make you and your 20 some worthless trolling posts go away?

:thumbsup :thumbsup


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good job :thumbsup

you = loser :1orglaugh

Put yourself in stupid positions and thats what happens.

Were you trying to be cool sitting around with the hired whores? :thumbsup

I think I'll just start putting anyone with less than a month here, and less than 30 posts on ignore.

i would do more than that, i would shit down your throat.

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thats the mentality that sent you to jail in the first place. :winkwink:

Your a deluded fool if you think post counts matter worth a damn. :1orglaugh

You need to get back on your meds there buddy. You have some issues that a heavy dose of thorazine would help you get a little control over.

LOL carry on Mr. Keyboard Killer.

Well at least you went to jail for a good cause! :pimp

Agreed.


Heres a good example of why Loryn is so fucking cool:


ICQ transcript:

"Loryn (12:01 PM) :
well if anyone spits on me GAME FUCKING ON"



fuckin' aye, EXACTLY.

Addendum:



that stupid fucking drunk hick is gonna be picking his nose with a pair of tweezers for the next two months.

that makes me just happy.

:thumbsup you're a :pimp

holy fuck. Your hand sore? I would imagine breaking someone's nose must hurt

u rock mate!!!

Nope.



Not even stiff. Cartilage is frail, and easy to rape if you hit it right.




I was in the Army for a bit.

:1orglaugh

Here's the rest:
Loryn (9:58 AM) :
I can handle a push or whatever put if you SPIT your nasty fucking mouth shit on me
Loryn (9:58 AM) :
If I can't kill you I will get the guy next to me to kill you haha

my, you're such a tough guy for an attention whore.

did you post this because your 'my mother got raped by a coon' thread only got 7 views and no replies? Do you think you're getting paid for this or something?

Put down the bong faggot. I posted THIS thread at like 7 am. I started the coon one like 20 minutes ago.



LOL you are such a fucking newb.



I dunno why I even bother. I think I'll iggy you and talk to someone with some sense.

Speaking of people with sense...
Hey Princess :)


Loryn is the Terminator, and I would drink her bathwater.


VERY POLITELY.

yeah I'm a newbie :1orglaugh

Moron. Hey as far as I can tell your site consists of you buying cam shows all day, complaining about the girls and taking screencaps of guy's dicks so you can post them up on your site. Am I missing something?

Loren, is this your paragon of Republican manhood? A broke fucking loser with a shitty non-paying site and a shittier attitude?

No flame here...the guy deserved it...

Seems lik eu had your fun

yeah you are actually. like around 25 websites. lmfao.



smoke another one dude. go fondle your x-box, it misses you :(



bwahahahah this is too fucking funny







i love me, i am so fucking cool heheh

http://www.********************/fispq/sub2/if31.htm

35 minutes of looking at a guy's dick and bent over, spread open asshole.

So how much did you make for this one?

Unlike libs I am not judgmental. I don't dislike someone because they look different or think different from me. I am open minded. Not liberal open minded to one point of view, their own, but to everyone!

Now kindly stick to the subject at hand! Thank you! :wetkiss

yeah that's why you repubs are so well-known for loving gays, atheists, and black people :1orglaugh

Jim - we really need to go drinking together sometime. No politics talk allowed and it would be a good time. :thumbsup for teaching the drunk idiot a lesson.

-P

nicely done

Yo, Dick I mean Dig...


You keep being a snotty little twat, I can be cool and write all that off to the fact that youre prolly a 27 year old morbidly obese virgin whose sex life consists of excessive masturbation to newsgroup porn and rented she-male vhs tapes.


Thats ok, I respect that.



What I simply CANNOT excuse is the salient fact that you run your mouth alot... and I do mean ALOT about shit you are clueless about.


Which is pretty fucking typical of the "Left". imho



We are arguing in what is essentially a BUSINESS forum, and the end result of BUSINESS should be success.


So, let's get it on.


I do well. VERY WELL. Let's compare.


Ok, I'm a Republican who works in Adult. I dont think those two things are mutually exclusive and if your little brain wasnt so atrophied by marijuana abuse, and if you werent so filled with angst about how to pay your cable bill this month; then maybe you would understand.



SO you just called me what? A "broke loser"?



Grab your digital camera (you DO have one right?) and lets start simple.



I'm gonna run out to get beer. When I get back I'd dearly love to see a pic of your tv... With an "I hate jimthefiend" sign dangling off of it.


Then we can start on cars and pcs and welcome mats and such.





Back in 20 and I wannna see results you mouthy hippy faggot.



Smooch.

Ohhh boy... here we go. Someone got their little feelers hurt. :upsidedow

Oh and it's LORYN not LOREN you ignorant fucking broke dick surfer punk.



Show some respect and spell names correctly.