Girl tugging at my heart..
 

Need some advice on what to do. There's this girl I really like and well I'm dying thinking of her. Stupid fucking hormones.. so what do you people suggest? And I'm not getting a goat.

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I fucked her.

Fuck her, Boneprone did.

if a goat cant fix it nothing will :2 cents:

Well, I was not gonna say anything but... Since LudeDude admitted it... I fucked her too.

Bottom line... She is a slut. Is that a bad thing? She is a good girl to have around when you throw a party. You might want to find a few more like her.

Nice pre-emptive goat strike.......how did you know that was going to be the answer?

Well I suppose that's what I'm worrying about. I don't know if she's a slut/skank or not, they're usually good at hiding it. She doesn't seem like one, BLAH!!! Anyone know how to find out? And no, I'm not going to ask if she wants to fuck. :o)

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I suppose that's my worst fear of them all. :(

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WTF? Why not? Does she have the wrong plumbing for your tastes or something?

I hear she loves anal sex - ask her if ya can fuck her in da ass

Nooo, she's beautiful and really nice. 5'9", long light brown hair, nice ass, nice body..... she has to wear a uniform to school. A skirt. :(

I'd love to know your source.. but her ass is nice enough. :)

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So what is the fucking problem? You only like short haired, ugly trolls or something?

I feel your pain bro. A girl like you are describing is the last person I would like to fuck. :)

*EG*

I was going to fuck her, but she smelled like ball sweat, so I changed my mind.......

Yes, I love trolls. I had a fetish for those troll dolls, you know the ones I'm talking about. I especially liked the pirate, I had two of them..

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I don't know, it just always seems to turn up!

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No clue what you mean there bud...

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I think you're talking about some other girl, perhaps a goat?

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Stop being such a bitch and talk her you god damn pansy!!!


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As always so many usefull advises on GFY. The best thing for you Nysus is to ask her out and tell her how you feel about her, and if she turns you down then tell her GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

Nysus im gonna be nice and Hook You Up!

Heres What You Do.......

Walk up to her and say,

"hey baby.....lemme buy you a fish sandwich."

shell be on her knees in no time bro trust me!


your welcome and be carefull with this dont let it get out!

go and ask if she would like to go get pizza then fuck,if she says she doesnt like pizza,your in...

Mike...

nah, I'm a goatophobe


you could always try stalking her because a restrainer order is just another way of saying "I love you" and if that fails, the Brick Of Love will help

http://www.gothicsex.com/brick/brick.gif
just plunk her with that motherfucker and she'll have no choice but to fall madly in love with you (well, after you've taken her back to your place and tied her to the bed and forced her to praise Satan and listen to endless Micheal Bolton albums...hell, worked for me and my wife....

It's more like "hey baby...lemme eat your fish sandwich":xomunch

Bitch? YOU CALLED ME A BITCH! .. Okay.. FUCK YOU! :D

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Thanks. That's probably the best advice I've heard so far, I'm thinking that's the best idea too. Thanks Lev :)

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Fish sandwich? What kind? Tuna? Salmon?? Please be more specific man! I don't want to fuck this up.

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Goatophobe and psycho! Gotta love it.. I don't think the whole stalking thing works, unless she likes me, and then she might not think I'm stalking... uhmm..... interesting..

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HAHA! That's fucking great.... and I just remember of a slut that'd love that line... sweet man.. thanks for that... if you have any more advice.. please do advise. :D

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get some duct tape and some ether, and call your boys over and have a surprise party at her house..... a bash you will never forget!

ps. call me, im a pro, i can assist

Haha.. You're a pro? You do this sort of thing a lot?? :)

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get her drunk

That's one idea.. :P .. She smokes more though I think..

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next morning tell her to take the bangbus instead of the schoolbus and everything will be fine ;)

I'm sure that'd make everything better Soul. :P

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here's what you do

stare at her ALOT

follow her everywhere she goes - look away when she notices you

call her house and talk dirty too her - but dont tell her who you are

girls love this shit REALLY

babahahahaha


i did that last week! i meant to hop on the SD Transit bus, and I got in the BoneProne bus, and well, let's say I've been shitting needles for days!

yes and he'll end up in jail!

Hey Matt why not just show her this thread I'm sure she would love the attention :1orglaugh