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Choker 08-16-2005 06:20 PM

I am hiring a right hand man, Good pay...who wants it....
 
I am looking for a hard working person to coordinate my operations

You need to be able to ......

Admin servers and server clusters (I have lots of server to server apps)
Have a good working knowledge of php, mysql,mysqlite,C,and flat text databases
Coordinate existing and new projects
Coordinate other employees. You gotta know how to delegate properly.
Get projects done on schedule, you will be doing work yourself but also coordinating a team to get projects done on time.
Have good customer skills. Don't apply if you are a hothead please.
Work a minimum of 8 hours a day 5 days a week.
Have a cell phone that is always on.

Bottom line is that I am tired of micro managing my business. I need someone to help so I can spend more of my time on other projects.

Pay is negotiable depending upon your abilities. Please post your icq here if you are interested I will reply to everyone, thanks

Sly 08-16-2005 06:22 PM

You would probably have much better luck if you split those tasks into 2 separate jobs or hire somebody on to start that will gradually move up the chain. People like what you're asking for that don't already have something solid under their feet are pretty hard to find.

JuiceMonkey 08-16-2005 06:26 PM

U got ICQ? Hit me up I got some one for the job..

Choker 08-16-2005 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
You would probably have much better luck if you split those tasks into 2 separate jobs or hire somebody on to start that will gradually move up the chain. People like what you're asking for that don't already have something solid under their feet are pretty hard to find.

Yeah I am open minded about this. The most important thing is someone that can delegate to others and coordinate what I need done.

Ice 08-16-2005 06:33 PM

wow great offer for someone with the skills

cayne 08-16-2005 06:33 PM

Def. a nice job, sad that I don't have any server-managing skills :>

Choker 08-16-2005 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey
U got ICQ? Hit me up I got some one for the job..

I will hit you up, thanks

JimmyBones 08-16-2005 06:40 PM

Whats the pay like?

Choker 08-16-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cayne
Def. a nice job, sad that I don't have any server-managing skills :>

I need a server admin also, but he needs to know code good also.

Choker 08-16-2005 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmyBones
Whats the pay like?

It really depends on his past. For this position I need someone that brings something to the table. He/she needs a past. For the server admin/coder I am thinking $20 a hour full time. Yeah I know a lot of coders will bash me for this, but that is good pay for admin/coder since it is GUARANTEED 40 hours a week.

devilspost 08-16-2005 06:46 PM

man if I worked 8hrs a day I would be rich!

RogerV 08-16-2005 06:53 PM

Goodluck I wish I could be your wingman :winkwink:

sean416 08-16-2005 06:56 PM

too bad I dont know how to code or run a server, because I can delegate reeeeaaaal good! lol

StatsJunky 08-16-2005 07:03 PM

I might be interested. Would at least like to hear some more details. 265054864

Matt M 08-16-2005 07:04 PM

Hit me up on ICQ. I don't think I would be interested for the amount you are offering. But I know a lot of people that fit your reqirements.

sandman! 08-16-2005 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker
It really depends on his past. For this position I need someone that brings something to the table. He/she needs a past. For the server admin/coder I am thinking $20 a hour full time. Yeah I know a lot of coders will bash me for this, but that is good pay for admin/coder since it is GUARANTEED 40 hours a week.


$800 a week pay is not bad for a 40 hour week not the best but not bad either.

brand0n 08-16-2005 07:08 PM

you need like 4 people

Ice 08-16-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
you need like 4 people

Nah one person could do it no problem... if there are organized and can delegate properly

V_RocKs 08-16-2005 07:09 PM

Hehe... $20 x 40 hours = what I make in 2 days... currently...

But the right hand man job is a good one for the right, right hand man.

I know some people would gladly work 40 hours a week to get a guaranteed paycheck so I am not bashing you. It is just funny when I think about doing that kinda work again myself.

Spunky 08-16-2005 07:11 PM

Does it come with benefits,pension plan? :winkwink:

Snake Doctor 08-16-2005 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker
I am looking for a hard working person to coordinate my operations

You need to be able to ......

Admin servers and server clusters (I have lots of server to server apps)
Have a good working knowledge of php, mysql,mysqlite,C,and flat text databases
Coordinate existing and new projects
Coordinate other employees. You gotta know how to delegate properly.
Get projects done on schedule, you will be doing work yourself but also coordinating a team to get projects done on time.
Have good customer skills. Don't apply if you are a hothead please.
Work a minimum of 8 hours a day 5 days a week.
Have a cell phone that is always on.

Bottom line is that I am tired of micro managing my business. I need someone to help so I can spend more of my time on other projects.

Pay is negotiable depending upon your abilities. Please post your icq here if you are interested I will reply to everyone, thanks


Hey I can do all of that except for
Admin servers and server clusters
I know nothing about php, mysql,mysqlite,C, or flat text databases
I CAN coordinate projects and employees....you tell me what you want done and I'll tell other people who work for you to do it.
I only lose my temper about 3 times a day....and I'll leave the cell phone on 24/7 but I "might" be out of range until noon every day and during happy hour.
I'll be happy to work 40 hours as long as we can spread that out over a few months.

Let me know if you're interested :thumbsup

Ice 08-16-2005 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Does it come with benefits,pension plan? :winkwink:

No he isn't gonna cover your pot n beer :winkwink:

media 08-16-2005 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2
I'll be happy to work 40 hours as long as we can spread that out over a few months.

Let me know if you're interested :thumbsup

I love that part!!!

WebTitan 08-16-2005 07:19 PM

sounds up my alley, would not mind thinking about it...been awhile since i have been able to work an 8 hour day...lol

Devils_Child 08-16-2005 07:46 PM

I am allways looking for new things. Right now I running tgps. I have worked with php, mysql,mysqlite and c scripts. Wanting to get into something with a steady pay. Just getting lost on my bills. I learn pretty fast and always willing to learn new things. I am online allmost 24/7, have a cell phone thats allways on. I would be interested, but would need to start any time after this weekend. Will be gone this weekend. If interested hit me up on icq 240111423 I have to leave for about 5 mins. To get more coffee but will be back and online for a while.

Playa-Deak 08-16-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2
Hey I can do all of that except for
Admin servers and server clusters
I know nothing about php, mysql,mysqlite,C, or flat text databases
I CAN coordinate projects and employees....you tell me what you want done and I'll tell other people who work for you to do it.
I only lose my temper about 3 times a day....and I'll leave the cell phone on 24/7 but I "might" be out of range until noon every day and during happy hour.
I'll be happy to work 40 hours as long as we can spread that out over a few months.

Let me know if you're interested :thumbsup

lol :1orglaugh

Here's your winner right here... :thumbsup

V_RocKs 08-16-2005 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Playa-Deak
lol :1orglaugh

Here's your winner right here... :thumbsup

2nd that!

Babagirls 08-16-2005 10:00 PM

i cant do any of that techincal shit but i have great tits, am i hired? :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 08-16-2005 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
i cant do any of that techincal shit but i have great tits, am i hired? :winkwink:

please post proof... :winkwink:!!

Sly 08-16-2005 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
i cant do any of that techincal shit but i have great tits, am i hired? :winkwink:

Hired.

Fire up your cam tomorrow at 9 sharp. Don't be late.

SleazyDream 08-16-2005 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker
It really depends on his past. For this position I need someone that brings something to the table. He/she needs a past. For the server admin/coder I am thinking $20 a hour full time. Yeah I know a lot of coders will bash me for this, but that is good pay for admin/coder since it is GUARANTEED 40 hours a week.

$3200 a month is a good starting wage - but you're asking for a LOT of work to be done and experience for that in the description.

it's not out of line price wise though..... someone living out of the US or canada would kill for that kind of money - and non-big cities that's good money -

SmokeyTheBear 08-16-2005 10:53 PM

90kusd a month and i'm yours ( and a fully stocked fridge at all times )

diggz 08-16-2005 11:19 PM

hit me up

272119113

darksoul 08-16-2005 11:25 PM

I can do your server admin stuff and I can also do programming.
But I'm seeing them as different jobs.
Hit me up if you wanna talk altho I'll be gone for a vacation in a few hours.

Satisfaction 08-17-2005 12:06 AM

here is a bump for you :)

je_rome 08-17-2005 12:24 AM

great offer.. hope you find the right man..

VeriSexy 08-17-2005 12:38 AM

Find a few good russians on scriptlance :thumbsup

Choker 09-19-2005 06:50 PM

I am still looking for someone to fill this position

VHNet 09-19-2005 07:02 PM

Coker, I can fulfill the majority of what you are asking. I have vast management experience, most recently as management for the second largest landscape company in Chicago, technical knowledge of servers, etc.

However, I am unable to fulfill the 40Hrs/week, as I am a fulltime college student, and do not obtain the full programming knowledge you are asking (although I am learning). Cell phone is always on, but everyone needs a break from work sometimes, yanno?

If you'd like to speak further, my ICQ is 221976033, but please be aware that you will most likely have to hire an additional employee if you decide to work with me.

I appreciate your time.

Choker 09-19-2005 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksoul
I can do your server admin stuff and I can also do programming.
But I'm seeing them as different jobs.
Hit me up if you wanna talk altho I'll be gone for a vacation in a few hours.

I sent you a icq


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