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Oracle Porn 08-04-2005 12:12 PM

If you are caught with about 10 grams of weed in your country....
 
If you are caught with about 10 grams (including the paper it is in...which in my case where 2 ccbill check copies...lol) of weed in your country what do they do to you?

In Israel you have a criminal record...so now I guess I'm a criminal...just like pimpdogg...yay...

anyway back to the question...what do they (the cops) do to you...

Nazgrel 08-04-2005 12:14 PM

I think you get fined here in Norway. Not sure tho.

Realpascal 08-04-2005 12:14 PM

We smoke it together in Holland. :pimp

wha wha wha 08-04-2005 12:14 PM

In the US anything under 20 grams is a misdemeanor, over 20 grams is a felony possibly with intent to sell. Both will get you a criminal record.

gangbangjoe 08-04-2005 12:14 PM

în our capital (berlin) i think its legal

The Stickman 08-04-2005 12:15 PM

...take it away and smoke it in front of you :rasta :stoned

Manowar 08-04-2005 12:15 PM

a caution

RuthB 08-04-2005 12:15 PM

here in BC they'll likely just take it away from you and perhaps give you a fine.. not enough for dealing charges, and the BC Judges don't like the police wasting their time on smaller misdemeanours for MJ since it's ubiquitous here

Doc911 08-04-2005 12:15 PM

they take it away from your here. depends on the state your in really.

v4 media 08-04-2005 12:15 PM

You get a fine here in Spain, but you've gotta be smoking in the street and basically blow the smoke in a policemans face and say 'smell that, that's fine weed' for them to actually bother though.

After Shock Media 08-04-2005 12:16 PM

umm well 10 grams, assuming they ignored the medical card which they never do they would give me a ticket and take the shit. If it was closer to 3 grams they would just dump the shit out and fuck it up. Twenty eight or over and I suppose I could get into some real trouble.

Realpascal 08-04-2005 12:16 PM

Grabbing one as we speak..

Oracle Porn 08-04-2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth
here in BC they'll likely just take it away from you and perhaps give you a fine.. not enough for dealing charges, and the BC Judges don't like the police wasting their time on smaller misdemeanours for MJ since it's ubiquitous here

you don't get a dealing charge...just use of an illegal drug.

LittleSassy 08-04-2005 12:17 PM

get you in jail.....

Oracle Porn 08-04-2005 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by v4 media
You get a fine here in Spain, but you've gotta be smoking in the street and basically blow the smoke in a policemans face and say 'smell that, that's fine weed' for them to actually bother though.

nah I was smoking in the car and 2 undercover same the bong and came over....

Oracle Porn 08-04-2005 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleSassy
get you in jail.....

don't drop the soap kinda jail?

Oracle Porn 08-04-2005 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
umm well 10 grams, assuming they ignored the medical card which they never do they would give me a ticket and take the shit. If it was closer to 3 grams they would just dump the shit out and fuck it up. Twenty eight or over and I suppose I could get into some real trouble.

you have a medical card that allows you to smoke weed?

MetaMan 08-04-2005 12:19 PM

nada, it is decriminalized now, which means you do not get a record unless you have over a half oz (if i am not mistaken)

only 1 person has gone to jail for GROWING weed in this city in the past year.

the great thing about calgary is you can roll down the street smoking weed, pull up to lights smoking joints, people will look over and not even care, it is a big part of our culture especially in western Canada.

throw all your thoughts about weed out the window when you come to western canada, jocks, nerds, even mentally challeneged people all smoke weed here. kids that i never thought who would touch drugs in their lives were some of the bigger pothers in my highschool.

pornguy 08-04-2005 12:21 PM

Here it depends on how you are caught. On the street by a single cop, or two cops. If you have the cash, you pay them off. Probablly cost you 200 to 500$. in a sting?? you sit in jail for 20 years, and not even the US government can save you.

Oracle Porn 08-04-2005 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Here it depends on how you are caught. On the street by a single cop, or two cops. If you have the cash, you pay them off. Probablly cost you 200 to 500$. in a sting?? you sit in jail for 20 years, and not even the US government can save you.

for 10 grams? shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

rickholio 08-04-2005 12:27 PM

In Victoria, BC they'll basically take it away. If you happen to be in a place where you'd need to drive to get home (like Mt. Tolmie) they'll tow your car for a nominal fee and send you off by cab. You'll be told to have a session with another officer at the station a day or two later who'll patiently explain that what you're doing is wrong. The session will last about 15-20 minutes, and you will feel completely unchanged except for a sense of relief that it's done.

Unless you happen to be a lippy bitch who doesn't want to cooperate, and who instead of just admitting that "yes you caught me" decides to make a stand for her own personal sense of justice. In that case you'll be taken in, strip-searched, printed, processed, and will spend the night in a cold cage, or two nights if over the weekend. You will be fed cold McDonalds. Your friends will be pissed at you for bringing down unnecessary heat, and blame you for being the dumb hahahaha who suggested smoking a) at the top of mt. tolmie, b) with a pipe and c) using fucking MATCHES, which must have lit up the car like goddamn purple flares across the city skyline. They will secretly, or not so secretly, applaud the police for going full monty on your ass and hope that the experience will smarten you the fuck up. It probably won't, though.

That's how I understand it'd be done in Victoria, BC. :winkwink:

Oracle Porn 08-04-2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
In Victoria, BC they'll basically take it away. If you happen to be in a place where you'd need to drive to get home (like Mt. Tolmie) they'll tow your car for a nominal fee and send you off by cab. You'll be told to have a session with another officer at the station a day or two later who'll patiently explain that what you're doing is wrong. The session will last about 15-20 minutes, and you will feel completely unchanged except for a sense of relief that it's done.

Unless you happen to be a lippy bitch who doesn't want to cooperate, and who instead of just admitting that "yes you caught me" decides to make a stand for her own personal sense of justice. In that case you'll be taken in, strip-searched, printed, processed, and will spend the night in a cold cage, or two nights if over the weekend. You will be fed cold McDonalds. Your friends will be pissed at you for bringing down unnecessary heat, and blame you for being the dumb hahahaha who suggested smoking a) at the top of mt. tolmie, b) with a pipe and c) using fucking MATCHES, which must have lit up the car like goddamn purple flares across the city skyline. They will secretly, or not so secretly, applaud the police for going full monty on your ass and hope that the experience will smarten you the fuck up. It probably won't, though.

That's how I understand it'd be done in Victoria, BC. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh are you speaking from experience?

rickholio 08-04-2005 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh are you speaking from experience?

Who, me?

Nahhh. Just what I heard. You know, friend of a friend. Shit like that.

Honest.

No, really! :thumbsup

Dalai lama 08-04-2005 12:32 PM

You have to show your rolling techniques to the officer in question.

Oracle Porn 08-04-2005 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
Who, me?

Nahhh. Just what I heard. You know, friend of a friend. Shit like that.

Honest.

No, really! :thumbsup

god I would of hated myself for going out with you that night. :1orglaugh :winkwink:

pornguy 08-04-2005 12:35 PM

OP, for residue. ANY drugs here, is a major issue. And if you look remotely like you might have money, it can get worse. Living here, and drugs dont match.

RuthB 08-04-2005 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
you don't get a dealing charge...just use of an illegal drug.

yeah, my point was that possession charges here are laughable since the police don't really pursue those, so the only way you're likely to get any kind of jail time is if you have enough to be classified as a dealer, or if you happen to piss off the cops when they catch you with it.. but even then, you won't really get in much trouble - at least that's my understanding, I could be wrong the law changes here frequently on that subject :1orglaugh

Rich 08-04-2005 12:37 PM

Nothing! (Canada). They may take it away.

Unless you're black or native Canadian. Then you're fucked.

fl_prn_str 08-04-2005 12:38 PM

in the Netherlands they will tell you to get more..... :1orglaugh

rickholio 08-04-2005 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
god I would of hated myself for going out with you that night. :1orglaugh :winkwink:

The real bitch of it would be, if you happened to be someone who'd gotten a new job that required brain work and early mornings so you'd basically given it all up months ago, but ended up being in a car with your girlfriend and a couple of her fuckwit friends. For what it's worth, in THAT scenario the cop will probably pretty much ignore you, particularly if you mention during the session that it's a long fucking walk from Tolmie to Quadra, and that if you intended on having future sex with that girlfriend acting all indignant and storming out would be a bad idea.

An additional bitch would that you'd end up paying the fucking cab fare, but fortunately not the towing charge as that would be your gf's car, and your gf's friends who sorta made the whole scenario happen, so it's her problem. :winkwink:

High Plains Drifter 08-04-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wha wha wha
In the US anything under 20 grams is a misdemeanor...


Apparently you're not from Utah. Marijuana laws and enforcement vary wildy from state to state here. In general, the west coast is pretty relaxed and in the south they might execute you on the spot if they catch you with a dime-bag.

mortenb 08-04-2005 12:44 PM

We get a warning the first time and after that it is a fine between 50$ and 500$. Assuming that the amounts are small enough to be for personal use..

ohh.. and the police confiscate and destroy it..

mortenb 08-04-2005 12:48 PM

I just found some stats showing the average prison times awarded depending on the amount the perp was caught with..

# HASH:
200 grams = 30 days
1 kg = 3 months
10 kg = 10 months
100 kg = 3 years
800 kg = 8 years

# HEROIN/COCAINE:
20 grams = 4 months
100 grams = 1 year
200 grams = 2 year
300 grams = 3 year
The longest punishment that has been awarded in a drug related case in Denmark was 10 years for 10kg of coke..

Amphetamin and Ecstasy and similar drugs are rated similarly to heroin and coke.. maybe a bit milder..

anything less than those amounts are fined..

wha wha wha 08-04-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnywussy
Apparently you're not from Utah. Marijuana laws and enforcement vary wildy from state to state here. In general, the west coast is pretty relaxed and in the south they might execute you on the spot if they catch you with a dime-bag.

I'm not mormon and have never been to Utah. My observations are from living in the south, and yes I have been arrested for possession of 1.8 grams.

Hollywood Horwitz 08-04-2005 01:20 PM

I heard in LA if ya have a medical marijuana card, the cops will not take you to jail however they will still write you a ticket, i'm not positive about this but this is the word..

Mefo 08-04-2005 01:22 PM

well, to be honest they won't do shit

Oracle Porn 08-04-2005 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
The real bitch of it would be, if you happened to be someone who'd gotten a new job that required brain work and early mornings so you'd basically given it all up months ago, but ended up being in a car with your girlfriend and a couple of her fuckwit friends. For what it's worth, in THAT scenario the cop will probably pretty much ignore you, particularly if you mention during the session that it's a long fucking walk from Tolmie to Quadra, and that if you intended on having future sex with that girlfriend acting all indignant and storming out would be a bad idea.

An additional bitch would that you'd end up paying the fucking cab fare, but fortunately not the towing charge as that would be your gf's car, and your gf's friends who sorta made the whole scenario happen, so it's her problem. :winkwink:

it just keeps getting funnier :1orglaugh

High Plains Drifter 08-04-2005 01:42 PM

here's the break down by state from the norml.org website: http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=4516

states where its been decriminalized:
nevada
california
alaska
colorado
minnesota
north carolina
mississippi
ohio
new york
maine
nebraska
oregon

cool1 08-04-2005 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
Nothing! (Canada). They may take it away.

Unless you're black or native Canadian. Then you're fucked.

So true, so very true :upsidedow

baddog 08-04-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wha wha wha
In the US anything under 20 grams is a misdemeanor, over 20 grams is a felony possibly with intent to sell. Both will get you a criminal record.


It varies from state to state


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