If getting laid was like selling memberships to pornsites....
 

Getting listed on a big tgp = going to a club

Getting a gallery view = making eye contact

Getting a click through to the tour = talking to a hot girl

Closes the tour without a sale, pops exit console = She's not into you. Introduce her to your friends as a favor to them.

Click through to the join page = she's interested

Fills out the join form = she's partying back at your place

Sale declined by bank = she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend

Bank error = she forgot she was on her period

Making a trial sale = she gives you a handjob

Making a full sale = getting laid

Void = she fucks you, but won't let you cum

Sale that cancels before first rebill = one night stand

Failed Rebill = She wants you to call, but you lost her number

Rebill = you fuck her again

Refund = she tells you that you are lousy in bed

Chargeback = she tells everyone you know that you are lousy in bed

Most of GFY would be bigger losers than they are now :2 cents:

Regards,

Lee

LOL, that is good! :)

LOL.. love it

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh aint that the truth

Cross sell - You get to nail her friend to.

can I make a entry?

Getting a cross sale = She brings her friend.

Getting listed on the wrong tgp = accidently going to a gay club

Also dont forget the upsell = You get to use the poop shute too :)

Regards,

Lee

What happens when Lightspeed spends too much time locked in the office.... :)

Ill take the traffic instead Steve :winkwink:

Regards,

Lee

No, thats making an upsell.

Getting a cross sale = she lets your friend fuck her too, now he owes you a 3some with his chick

Haha.. :)

Another modification:

Chargeback = she dumps you, and leaves you with an STD.

Nice one steve

hahahaha, these are awesome!
WG

Getting your sale shaved by a sponsor = You got fucked but didn't remember it

Thats more like a server crash after the sale.

real original!

wait

Surfer posts his password = you got VD
Server crash after sale = you got Gonorrea
Permanent DDOS attack = you got Herpes
Feds close you down for selling porn = you got AIDS

She hits an exit console link=She comes back to your place but leaves with your friend.

That was great! A+

hahahaha, too fuckin funny. :)

You rich bastards with too much time on your hands. ;)

Good Conversions = Don't change your game, you keep getting laid
Bad Conversions = Time for a new hairstyle and/or clothes

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That about sums it up!

Classic Steve cant stop laughing :thumbsup

I give my two thumbs up for that very funny post.

LOL, great post :thumbsup

I should have said:

Rebill = you fuck her again, but she doesn't really get much out of it

that's funny

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Man this was a funny thread

How about these:

Refund = she wants to have sex, but only if she can fuck you with a strapon
Chargeback = she's a tranny

Taking her to a new restaurant = adding new feeds.

2HP

haha! that's some good stuff!

Cancelation discount = telling her if she stays, you'll let her cum first next time

Complimentary password = fucking an ugly chick instead of your hand