#1 Pickup line of all time
 

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

lol :1orglaugh

I like my women how I like my groceries.... motionless in the back of my car

:1orglaugh

i'll have to remember that one.

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Have you ever been arrested? Cause it must be illegal to look that damn good!!!

How about this one:

What's a nice girls like you, doing in a nice place like this, without a nice guy like me :1orglaugh

I like that one!!

0% success chance with a nice girl



10% success chance with Fat chicks

hahahahaha

These are better:

"The word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Hey hon, wanna try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, only down under."

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants."

For more funny pickup lines: http://www.askbucknaked.com/topicpages/pickuplines.html

I like those odds! :winkwink:

I fall for that every time.

since you live in toronto, you have no choice :winkwink:



the nice girls are here, in montreal :thumbsup

:1orglaugh i like this one... :winkwink:

They all do :winkwink:

does that mean a 5% chance with a nice fat chick? :winkwink:

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Jajaj :1orglaugh , good ones

Nice joke but your sig joke nclpimp is so god damn bad....

simply put
 

Want to get some pizza and then go fuck!


What! you don't like pizza........ :pimp

In Texas : "Nice ass, gittin th truck" lol

We must meet :)

NB damn youre a scale too :)

girl you so fine if you were a booger i'd pick you first.

guaranteed pussy!

Damn that's funny

thinkx - lol never know ;)

1. "help, the CIA want my dick!! I need somewhere to hide it!" she (should say) "how can i help"

2. "fancy going halfer's on a bastard?" simple and short but works!

tony

One that our camera guy uses as a joke and ALWAYS works:

Smile if you want to sleep with me

The girl always smiles ...

Then our favorite around this office is:

Are those your space pants?
Because your ass looks out of this world!


xoxoxox,
Megan

WAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hahahahahaha... Awesome!

OMG... LMAO! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

nice shoes. wanna fuck?

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


wahahaha...very funny thread.. you guys are hilarious

This has to be best line ever.
 

Last time we had this same topic someone posted:


You know, I work with several hot models every day, But none of them have as much natural beauty as you do....





Props for the original poster..... :thumbsup :pimp

somehow the sucking up lines are kinda lame, chicks dig humor

i like my women like my coffee


Ground up and in the freezer..

Do you sleep on your stomach?

Mind if I do?

uhhh......yes :winkwink:

Those jeans look nice.. they'd look better on the floor next to my bed :)

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