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CDSmith 06-08-2005 07:16 PM
You are what you eat. I could be you by morning. :D

BV 06-08-2005 07:24 PM
I always say: Do you have Itallian in you? and when she says no I say: Want some?

tungsten 06-08-2005 07:26 PM
reminds me of the corona light commercial

chase 06-08-2005 07:27 PM
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I may not be the best looking girl here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Kevsh 06-08-2005 07:28 PM
I stand to inherit $1 million if I get married by Saturday. Can I get you a drink?

chase 06-08-2005 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BV
I always say: Do you have Itallian in you? and when she says no I say: Want some?
Haha, my ex tried that one

woj 06-08-2005 07:30 PM
heh :1orglaugh

Spunky 06-08-2005 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by buck naked
These are better:

"The word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Hey hon, wanna try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, only down under."

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants."

For more funny pickup lines: http://www.askbucknaked.com/topicpages/pickuplines.html
:helpme Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

fris 06-08-2005 08:50 PM
you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends

LBBV 06-08-2005 09:37 PM
Do you want to fuck, or do I owe you an apology?

woj 06-08-2005 09:37 PM
50.........

Snake Doctor 06-08-2005 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by woj
50.........
That works for you with the ladies?

cyber_ninja 06-08-2005 09:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lenny2
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

UniversalPass Pete 06-08-2005 10:41 PM
NIce! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 06-08-2005 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lenny2
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 06-09-2005 04:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrawn$
0% success chance with a nice girl



10% success chance with Fat chicks
:1orglaugh Someone with experience, I see.. :winkwink:

gecko 06-09-2005 07:34 AM
hahaha I'm takiing notes ;)


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