SHIT my 12 y.o son just ...
 

This is what he told me out of the blue:

C'mon dady I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore.[/

What the fuck ?? :helpme I'm so carefull all the time when my kids walk into my office. Okay I allways tought about what I would say when they find out about my job, but damn hes only 12 y.o.

I didn't know what to say ... :Oh crap ,so it ended with: please son go and make your homework.

I have an 11yo son and he did the same thing to me a few weeks ago.

I just told him that porn is an adult thing, and I am an adult, so I am free to look at it/work on it all I want.

Thats a very good response :thumbsup

haha great comeback

:1orglaugh ROFLMAO

oh man shit really happens. my nephew & niece even called me a pornstar when they found out. they even discuss with me different niches....WTF? how the hell do they know that?!!!? we, with their mom discuss it objectively & educationally so they wont find it offensive.

this is sad

This happend to us when our youngest was 12. We told her, some people like looking at porn, some people don't. I look at porn sometimes hunny. Just do me a favor and don't tell anybody, because some people really hat other people who look at porn. And you don't want people to hate us do you?

This worked ... that was years ago. Now all the kids know what we do. My 24 year old son approves TGP's for me in the summer for some extra money.. So you never know. He might become the next mighty webmaster in 6 years

Just raise them open minded, we always did. We always made sure they knew how we felt regarding politics, free speech, censor ship etc. I think they all turned out ok. Don't care if they are gay or straight. Are not blinded by the news. My oldest (24) has been following our conversation while he is here on vacation and asked me the other day

"What are you guys going to do regarding all the new laws" I gave him a stack of Model Releases, and told him to itemize them, put them in folders, date them and add the URL" LOL

So hang in there, you will be fine..

:winkwink:

Thanks...I was struggling to come up with something that wouldn't make him scared to come talk to me about that sort of thing, but would establish that he is not permitted to explore adult things.

now just imagine what he's doing when the computer is free :upsidedow

I gotta move my computer out of the den...I have 2 small kids

haha, I got my son his own pc just to avoid him stumbling on some files or something. We have xp, which has different user accounts, but you just never know. And the only browser he has on his pc is aol, haha, which he hates b/c I have to approve any site that the software hasn't already approved. I even check his pc regularly to check where he's been and everything, and his pc is in my kitchen so I can putter around and he doesn't know I'm really only keeping an eye on him, haha.

omg! i have to think what am i gonna say when my mom find out im on the adult biz.... :helpme

Yup, I had that ready a long time ago....

"Mom, aren't you happy I don't need help from you anymore? Well, you can't say porn is all bad now, can you?"

Hahahaha :winkwink:

LOL! Great one! :thumbsup

Well to be honnest, this was not the first time he (my son) mentioned about porn.

Some month's ago he asked his mom (my wife lol) if she knew that I hided pornmovies on the wardrobe in the master bedroom.

That fucking wardrobe is 8 feet high :ugone2far

Sometimes I think they know WAAAY more then what we think :Oh crap

hehe :winkwink:

hehehe :thumbsup

Haha, thanks!

LOL
They certainly do-especially at that age. I think I was 7 or so when I found my best friend's dad's Playboys, but I'm a girl, and they say girls mature faster, haha.

Well guy's there is one more thing ... something funny actually.

Every time and I mean every time people and friends come by he tells them that when he finnished school he will do the same job as his daddy. His words: then I can help my daddy on the computer.

Now most people know what I do for living, so you can amagine how they look at me LOL :winkwink:

All kind of things go thru my head at that time :helpme


Hahahahaha :winkwink:

LOL, that's funny

kids are more smarter then we think.... they now evrithing

:1orglaugh

Sounds like it's time for you to have a little talk with him. He'll respect you for your honesty.

I have to aggree with stiffie just be honest with your kids I have found with my son 7 and my niece 18 that if you tell kids the truth it is no big deal but when you him and haw about the questions that they ask they tend to think that you are hiding things from them and they will ask 10 times the questions...

I also believe in teaching them as much about the body and their "parts" as soon as you can to avoid the whole kissing gets you pregnant story
just my 2 cents

LOL, well they already know how babies are made ... believe me :thumbsup
We always wanted to raise them as open minded as possible.

But there is a real difference between explaining how babies are made and explaining why that woman is doing a sandwich while she has a dick in her mouth from a third guy ... (pics on the back of the DVD's he found in our bedroom)

Well, maybe "please ask mammy because I have a lot of work to do" is also a good option :1orglaugh

hahahahaha :winkwink:

damn that must be awkward, well time to shop him the ropes of the business ;)

At 12 i don't think it's a big deal. Most kids that age have seen it.

Kids today have it too easy. When I was 12 the only way to get porn was to find it down by the railroad tracks. :disgust

Hahaha! that's a trip, lol

Oh shit! :Oh crap

Yea I know ... it's something huh

I have a 12 year old brother. He very well knows i look at porn. If he asks me "C'mon dude I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore."

I will tell him to stfu and say 'why you dont look at porn? What are you gay?' Then he comes kicks me in the nuts, i kick him back in the nuts, he will cry and i take him to get a ps2 game - done deal.

Some times he and his friend be on my computer right. And some one accident goes in to the bookmark section and i hear "HOLT SHIT, WTF IS THAT?".. :1orglaugh

my kids have always known what i do and they know i do it to help pay the bills. theyre ok with it because they know im helping mom.

hahahah u have been caught! :1orglaugh

thats not so good. =\ be carefull next time even more .. haha

LOL.

I was babysitting two of my little female cousins a few years back. I think at the time they were 10. I had to take an emergency shit due to the fact I am lactose intolerant and they wanted to eat ice cream... and it was right by the house.

At that time I had one bedroom turned into an office where I had everything set up. I also had on the walls autographed photos of various porn stars and friends of mine who shot for Playboy and shit like that. most of the pics were nude.

Now, when I went into the house I shut that door first and told them to stay in the hall way. So I'm pooping when I hear screaming... lots of it.

I hop off the shitter (no wipe) pants up, run to the hall to find them not there, yet my office door is open and the two of them are standing in front of a low hanging photo oh Janine spread eagle. The girls didn't know what to think so they just screamed.

I had to explain to them that I was an adult and big boys were allowed to have this sort of thing. They understood.

So I drop them off and the first thing they YELL as they get out of the car to my aunt who is walking towards them is "mommy, mommy, dal-dal showed us naked women at his house because that's what big boys like!"... FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I quickly had to explain what was up. My family knows what I do and they were understanding. IN fact she told me a similar story when the girls found her novelty giant dildo (2 feet long with a suction cup on it) that she had in a drawer that she got as a gag during a bachelorette party. She heard the girls screaming and then laughing so she runs in the room to find this giant dildo stuck to the window and the girls making it wiggle.

The next time I picked the girls up one of them drew a cartoon for me... of me. I need to find it and post it because it is priceless. It's me... with a white t-shirt on with the word "HUNG" on the front of it. Apparently that was what I was wearing the last time I saw them and she remembered... but didn't know what it meant. It was one of those Porn Star t-shirts. :1orglaugh

You gotta watch the kids... they pick up on EVERYTHING.

Holy smokes. How did he find out?

u are fucked.

oh my fucking god my belly is killing me from laughing!