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cool_flow 06-03-2005 07:51 AM

Awww Crap!
 
My stupid job didn't put my vaction pay through, now I can't even afford my rent. I'm fucked. Anybody know how I can get $500 quickly? :mad: :2 cents:

Roald 06-03-2005 07:52 AM

- ask for donations
- get a job a Mc D's
- scam someone (seems to be popular lately)
- WORK!

TurboAngel 06-03-2005 07:52 AM

What kind of work can you do?

:)

chadglni 06-03-2005 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
- ask for donations
- get a job a Mc D's
- scam someone (seems to be popular lately)
- WORK!

You got all the bases covered there.

Roald 06-03-2005 07:58 AM

More seriously, if you have to rely on getting your vacation pay to pay the rent you are abviously doing something wrong.

Good luck though ;))

cool_flow 06-03-2005 08:02 AM

:1orglaugh Yeah, But I have my own place on a minimum wage job. Which happens to be excatly what you said. McDonalds. I work 40+ hours a week, I don't want to scam people, and no one would give donations.

I've been looking for a second job, but no luck.

Terry 06-03-2005 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow
:1orglaugh Yeah, But I have my own place on a minimum wage job. Which happens to be excatly what you said. McDonalds.

Grab a camera and ask your coworkers to shoot some content with you. I think McDonalds-Sex.com is available.

Ok seriously .. what can you do? Do you design?

chadglni 06-03-2005 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow
:1orglaugh Yeah, But I have my own place on a minimum wage job. Which happens to be excatly what you said. McDonalds. I work 40+ hours a week, I don't want to scam people, and no one would give donations.

I've been looking for a second job, but no luck.

Walk in the front door, find manager, tell him if he doesn't get off his dick and get your vacation pay or he can shove that job up his ass. Walk over the the chicken nugget drawer and fill up a 20 piece box with about 75 nuggets. Walk out.

If they want you to stick around (must have been there long to have vacation pay) they will take care of the shit and find you.

If they tell you to get fucked well hey, at least you have 75 chicken nuggets to eat while you decide what to do.

(Note: If you are one of the ignorant fucks than can't get a 3 item order right you WILL NOT get this resolved using the suggestions above.)

FilthyRob 06-03-2005 08:55 AM

Trick question?

Sosa 06-03-2005 08:58 AM

don't depend on vacation pay to pay your rent... your doing something wrong if you have to do that.

Manowar 06-03-2005 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
don't depend on vacation pay to pay your rent... your doing something wrong if you have to do that.

Seconded

chadglni 06-03-2005 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
don't depend on vacation pay to pay your rent... your doing something wrong if you have to do that.

He works at fucking McDonalds. You think he has a savings account? :1orglaugh

taibo 06-03-2005 09:04 AM

wait what?? mcdonalds pays for vacation?

cool_flow 06-03-2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
He works at fucking McDonalds. You think he has a savings account? :1orglaugh

Yeah, McDonalds. There is no savings account for me. Just bills.

TurboAngel 06-03-2005 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
He works at fucking McDonalds. You think he has a savings account? :1orglaugh


Some one has to work there give the guy a break.


:)

flirty 06-03-2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
- ask for donations
- get a job a Mc D's
- scam someone (seems to be popular lately)
- WORK!

what a cool suggestion. i bet he'll get out of his debt soon :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

azguy 06-03-2005 12:59 PM

Sell a kidney, then double that money in the stock market and you're set for a while

College Downtime 06-03-2005 12:59 PM

If you work at mc donalds for min wage why are you on a webmaster board?

DateDoc 06-03-2005 01:01 PM

Go to their office and ask to be paid. Tell them you need it to pay rent. They should cut you a check right then and there. that is how we and most companies I have worked for handled pay roll errors.

TurboAngel 06-03-2005 01:02 PM

You should all give him a break at least he's not living in his mom's house like some people around here.

:)

cool_flow 06-03-2005 01:13 PM

I'm willing to do work online that people don't want to do. I'm on a webmaster board because I used to do TGP galleries and I worked for Michael aka FreeHugeMovies from TripleXCash.com doing odd jobs online. He doesn't have anymore work right now though. I've been out of my parents house since I was 16. I'm 24 now.

psili 06-03-2005 01:17 PM

"Fuck 100 fat chicks for $10,000 each, or 10,000 fat chicks for $100 each. Fat chicks need loving too."
- Glen Quagmire,
FamilyGuy.

TurboAngel 06-03-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow
I'm willing to do work online that people don't want to do. I'm on a webmaster board because I used to do TGP galleries and I worked for Michael aka FreeHugeMovies from TripleXCash.com doing odd jobs online. He doesn't have anymore work right now though. I've been out of my parents house since I was 16. I'm 24 now.

Don't let them get you down hun.


:thumbsup

After Shock Media 06-03-2005 01:21 PM

You registered in Oct 2002.
If you did any work at all for yourself you would have at very least accidently built up a recurring income of at very least 250.00 a week which is equivilant to your Mc'Ds 40 hours.
I really do not understand this. Seriously you could of goofed off and made crappy conversion ratio sites and have built this up in almost 2+ years.

cool_flow 06-03-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
You registered in Oct 2002.
If you did any work at all for yourself you would have at very least accidently built up a recurring income of at very least 250.00 a week which is equivilant to your Mc'Ds 40 hours.
I really do not understand this. Seriously you could of goofed off and made crappy conversion ratio sites and have built this up in almost 2+ years.

Well unfortunatly, some people don't do so well at the adult industry like some people do. I don't think some of you people realize that some people can go their whole lifes without getting a break. Believe me, I tried every way possible in increase traffic, but I just had bad luck when it came to converting traffic into sales.

No, I'm not going to let them get to me TurboAngel, because I've heard what people like them have to say. I can honestly say that I've worked my ass of to get where I am today, even if it is just to survive. I never had any help, I had to do everything myself. I just haven't caught my break yet.

iwantchixx 06-03-2005 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow
:1orglaugh Yeah, But I have my own place on a minimum wage job. Which happens to be excatly what you said. McDonalds. I work 40+ hours a week, I don't want to scam people, and no one would give donations.

I've been looking for a second job, but no luck.

where are you located?

TDF 06-03-2005 03:08 PM

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iwantchixx 06-03-2005 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel
You should all give him a break at least he's not living in his mom's house like some people around here.

:)

ding ding ding. We have a brain in this thread!

TurboAngel 06-03-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
ding ding ding. We have a brain in this thread!

Thanks hun.


:upsidedow

iwantchixx 06-03-2005 03:41 PM

cool_flow. There's no such thing as fast money in this biz, especially with no reputation to speak of. The best advice I can give you goes as follows, and STICK to it.

Demand your manager have a check cut for you IMMEDIATELY.

Once you have that check and life is back to normal you need to build yourself a better quality 'normal' life. Living paycheck to paycheck and barely surviving is detrimental to your well being. You need to start making a good life for yourself. Trust me, I was living off of $264 a month for a few years when I was a late teen. It's no fun.

You say that you built galleries before? Ok, even if they were bad (not saying they are) you can still make some money. You just need a lot of traffic. Follow these directions to the "T" and don't fuck around and do NOT procrastinate one bit.

1: Start at shemp.com, al4a.com, pichunter.com and worldsex.com and follow EVERY trade for TGPs you can submit to. Separate them by niches. General (all niches) Teen only, Amateur only, interracial only (rare) fetish only, babe only, gay only and posrnstar only. Create an html document with pre-made recip tables for each niche. 3 recips per table.

2: Every Sunday evening, build 7 simple galleries promoting OBSCURE sites. Ones that not everyone and their dog promote. Concentrate on about 3 niches.

3: Add your recips. If you have lets say a Teen gallery then add recips from the General and Teen tables. Submit it. Do the same with the next gallery the following day, choosing proper niched recip tables depending on the niche of the gallery.

4: The following Sunday, start looking for MGPs and building a huge list of them.

5: Build 7 MGP galleries of various obscure niches. Repeat step #3.

6: Submit your TGP and MGP gallery every days, non stop. it may take time to see a return but it will be better than what your McDonald's job pays.

7: Keep your Mcd's job. You will need advertising money. Use your Mcd's job to pay your rent and bills. DO NOT SPEND YOUR GALLERY MONEY on foolishness. Bank it and pay your hosting with it.

8: Once you are content that your galleries are converting well enough for you and are ready to get more productive traffic then start buying submit passes at the places you couldn't afford to buy from when doing steps #1 & #4. Start with smaller places that do shit like $30 a month or a $100 a year, you know the drill.

9: Keep track of these places to see if it's worth the expense. If you break even on it, keep submitting. If you lose money on it, don't bother with them anymore unless it's a big site where other tgp owners steal the galleries to list on their own tgps... free traffic.

10: Keep building your savings account with adult money until you can afford to buy bigger submit passes and still have money left over to treat yourself with and for emergencies. Repeat step #9.

11: Keep building that savings account. Don't give up if traffic numbers come down and profits come down a bit. Things may not grow much beyond what you are making at this point unless you go finding even more TGPs and MGPs to submit to. Always build that list bigger and bigger and bigger.

12: Now it's time to start looking into paid spots from the popular spot sellers. These are really expensive, so only do it if you have enough in your savings account to afford the occasional bad listing or fuckup on your own part gallery wise. Start with smaller spots, test them, work them and analyze them carefully. You want a profit here. Breaking even is useless when that money could be spent on other spots that work out better.

13: Keep building that savings account.

14: Keep building that savings account.

15: "" "" "" "" ""

16. "" "" "" "" ""

17: Start ordering the big spots. The hun, madthumbs, etc etc. These are going to cost you a lot of money, be prepared to have a few misses. If you can't afford the loss, don't do it, but if you have been working diligently all this time you can afford to do it and even afford to treat yourself again with lots of money to spare.

18: now it's time to tweak your traffic vs. sales ratio. Weed out unproductive tgps and mgps. get rid of them. Concentrate on the ones that break even and provide profit. This is also a good time to start doing multiple daily submits and time to cut back your MCD's hours to part time. Find out who allows multiple daily submissions and utilize your other unused niche recip tables each day. You should be able to theoretically submit about 5 or 6 TGP and MGP galleries per day combined.

19: Start looking at other sources of income. Search engines, Link Lists, blogs and even TGP2.

20: Learn to start filtering your traffic through FPAs to gain that extra sale you could have missed otherwise. List all your galleries and free sites on a central site. In fact, you should be listing every gallery you build right from step #2. Trade links with people, put a link to your page at the bottom of every filter FPA etc etc. It's extra traffic and return traffic,.

chadglni 06-03-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
He works at fucking McDonalds. You think he has a savings account? :1orglaugh

I just want to clarify, I'm not laughing at the topic starter. I'm laughing at the guy that says he's doing something wrong needed every cent he earned to pay rent. Obviously he's never tried to live on $1000 a month so he either lived with momma or had money given to him. I'd rather work McDonalds. ;)

iwantchixx 06-03-2005 03:48 PM

oh btw people, there's no money in porn!

fireorange 06-03-2005 03:54 PM

Respect iwantchixx, that's a great post.
Or is that a cut & paste from somewhere else? :)

TurboAngel 06-03-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
cool_flow. There's no such thing as fast money in this biz, especially with no reputation to speak of. The best advice I can give you goes as follows, and STICK to it.

Demand your manager have a check cut for you IMMEDIATELY.

Once you have that check and life is back to normal you need to build yourself a better quality 'normal' life. Living paycheck to paycheck and barely surviving is detrimental to your well being. You need to start making a good life for yourself. Trust me, I was living off of $264 a month for a few years when I was a late teen. It's no fun.

You say that you built galleries before? Ok, even if they were bad (not saying they are) you can still make some money. You just need a lot of traffic. Follow these directions to the "T" and don't fuck around and do NOT procrastinate one bit.

1: Start at shemp.com, al4a.com, pichunter.com and worldsex.com and follow EVERY trade for TGPs you can submit to. Separate them by niches. General (all niches) Teen only, Amateur only, interracial only (rare) fetish only, babe only, gay only and posrnstar only. Create an html document with pre-made recip tables for each niche. 3 recips per table.

2: Every Sunday evening, build 7 simple galleries promoting OBSCURE sites. Ones that not everyone and their dog promote. Concentrate on about 3 niches.

3: Add your recips. If you have lets say a Teen gallery then add recips from the General and Teen tables. Submit it. Do the same with the next gallery the following day, choosing proper niched recip tables depending on the niche of the gallery.

4: The following Sunday, start looking for MGPs and building a huge list of them.

5: Build 7 MGP galleries of various obscure niches. Repeat step #3.

6: Submit your TGP and MGP gallery every days, non stop. it may take time to see a return but it will be better than what your McDonald's job pays.

7: Keep your Mcd's job. You will need advertising money. Use your Mcd's job to pay your rent and bills. DO NOT SPEND YOUR GALLERY MONEY on foolishness. Bank it and pay your hosting with it.

8: Once you are content that your galleries are converting well enough for you and are ready to get more productive traffic then start buying submit passes at the places you couldn't afford to buy from when doing steps #1 & #4. Start with smaller places that do shit like $30 a month or a $100 a year, you know the drill.

9: Keep track of these places to see if it's worth the expense. If you break even on it, keep submitting. If you lose money on it, don't bother with them anymore unless it's a big site where other tgp owners steal the galleries to list on their own tgps... free traffic.

10: Keep building your savings account with adult money until you can afford to buy bigger submit passes and still have money left over to treat yourself with and for emergencies. Repeat step #9.

11: Keep building that savings account. Don't give up if traffic numbers come down and profits come down a bit. Things may not grow much beyond what you are making at this point unless you go finding even more TGPs and MGPs to submit to. Always build that list bigger and bigger and bigger.

12: Now it's time to start looking into paid spots from the popular spot sellers. These are really expensive, so only do it if you have enough in your savings account to afford the occasional bad listing or fuckup on your own part gallery wise. Start with smaller spots, test them, work them and analyze them carefully. You want a profit here. Breaking even is useless when that money could be spent on other spots that work out better.

13: Keep building that savings account.

14: Keep building that savings account.

15: "" "" "" "" ""

16. "" "" "" "" ""

17: Start ordering the big spots. The hun, madthumbs, etc etc. These are going to cost you a lot of money, be prepared to have a few misses. If you can't afford the loss, don't do it, but if you have been working diligently all this time you can afford to do it and even afford to treat yourself again with lots of money to spare.

18: now it's time to tweak your traffic vs. sales ratio. Weed out unproductive tgps and mgps. get rid of them. Concentrate on the ones that break even and provide profit. This is also a good time to start doing multiple daily submits and time to cut back your MCD's hours to part time. Find out who allows multiple daily submissions and utilize your other unused niche recip tables each day. You should be able to theoretically submit about 5 or 6 TGP and MGP galleries per day combined.

19: Start looking at other sources of income. Search engines, Link Lists, blogs and even TGP2.

20: Learn to start filtering your traffic through FPAs to gain that extra sale you could have missed otherwise. List all your galleries and free sites on a central site. In fact, you should be listing every gallery you build right from step #2. Trade links with people, put a link to your page at the bottom of every filter FPA etc etc. It's extra traffic and return traffic,.

Great post!

:thumbsup

sonofsam 06-03-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
cool_flow. There's no such thing as fast money in this biz, especially with no reputation to speak of. The best advice I can give you goes as follows, and STICK to it.

Demand your manager have a check cut for you IMMEDIATELY.

Once you have that check and life is back to normal you need to build yourself a better quality 'normal' life. Living paycheck to paycheck and barely surviving is detrimental to your well being. You need to start making a good life for yourself. Trust me, I was living off of $264 a month for a few years when I was a late teen. It's no fun.

You say that you built galleries before? Ok, even if they were bad (not saying they are) you can still make some money. You just need a lot of traffic. Follow these directions to the "T" and don't fuck around and do NOT procrastinate one bit.

1: Start at shemp.com, al4a.com, pichunter.com and worldsex.com and follow EVERY trade for TGPs you can submit to. Separate them by niches. General (all niches) Teen only, Amateur only, interracial only (rare) fetish only, babe only, gay only and posrnstar only. Create an html document with pre-made recip tables for each niche. 3 recips per table.

2: Every Sunday evening, build 7 simple galleries promoting OBSCURE sites. Ones that not everyone and their dog promote. Concentrate on about 3 niches.

3: Add your recips. If you have lets say a Teen gallery then add recips from the General and Teen tables. Submit it. Do the same with the next gallery the following day, choosing proper niched recip tables depending on the niche of the gallery.

4: The following Sunday, start looking for MGPs and building a huge list of them.

5: Build 7 MGP galleries of various obscure niches. Repeat step #3.

6: Submit your TGP and MGP gallery every days, non stop. it may take time to see a return but it will be better than what your McDonald's job pays.

7: Keep your Mcd's job. You will need advertising money. Use your Mcd's job to pay your rent and bills. DO NOT SPEND YOUR GALLERY MONEY on foolishness. Bank it and pay your hosting with it.

8: Once you are content that your galleries are converting well enough for you and are ready to get more productive traffic then start buying submit passes at the places you couldn't afford to buy from when doing steps #1 & #4. Start with smaller places that do shit like $30 a month or a $100 a year, you know the drill.

9: Keep track of these places to see if it's worth the expense. If you break even on it, keep submitting. If you lose money on it, don't bother with them anymore unless it's a big site where other tgp owners steal the galleries to list on their own tgps... free traffic.

10: Keep building your savings account with adult money until you can afford to buy bigger submit passes and still have money left over to treat yourself with and for emergencies. Repeat step #9.

11: Keep building that savings account. Don't give up if traffic numbers come down and profits come down a bit. Things may not grow much beyond what you are making at this point unless you go finding even more TGPs and MGPs to submit to. Always build that list bigger and bigger and bigger.

12: Now it's time to start looking into paid spots from the popular spot sellers. These are really expensive, so only do it if you have enough in your savings account to afford the occasional bad listing or fuckup on your own part gallery wise. Start with smaller spots, test them, work them and analyze them carefully. You want a profit here. Breaking even is useless when that money could be spent on other spots that work out better.

13: Keep building that savings account.

14: Keep building that savings account.

15: "" "" "" "" ""

16. "" "" "" "" ""

17: Start ordering the big spots. The hun, madthumbs, etc etc. These are going to cost you a lot of money, be prepared to have a few misses. If you can't afford the loss, don't do it, but if you have been working diligently all this time you can afford to do it and even afford to treat yourself again with lots of money to spare.

18: now it's time to tweak your traffic vs. sales ratio. Weed out unproductive tgps and mgps. get rid of them. Concentrate on the ones that break even and provide profit. This is also a good time to start doing multiple daily submits and time to cut back your MCD's hours to part time. Find out who allows multiple daily submissions and utilize your other unused niche recip tables each day. You should be able to theoretically submit about 5 or 6 TGP and MGP galleries per day combined.

19: Start looking at other sources of income. Search engines, Link Lists, blogs and even TGP2.

20: Learn to start filtering your traffic through FPAs to gain that extra sale you could have missed otherwise. List all your galleries and free sites on a central site. In fact, you should be listing every gallery you build right from step #2. Trade links with people, put a link to your page at the bottom of every filter FPA etc etc. It's extra traffic and return traffic,.


great post bro, nice when someone takes as much time as you do to help n00bs like this guy and myself :thumbsup

iwantchixx 06-03-2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireorange
Respect iwantchixx, that's a great post.
Or is that a cut & paste from somewhere else? :)

No cut n paste. I wrote it.

I have tutorials all over GFY... do a search :)

iwantchixx 06-03-2005 08:47 PM

Must be working his shift hehe. No repsonse. Man I'd hate to work there.

Spunky 06-03-2005 08:54 PM

Stand on your head and spit nickles or flatbacking..sell that tight mangina of yours bitch

juve20 06-03-2005 09:01 PM

man that sucks!! good luck

you should complian

tony

Walrus 06-03-2005 09:03 PM

If you are serious about this, you can get $500 dollars over night lended to you. I imagine the interest is pretty high on those. So don't take long to pay it back.


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