My balls are officially SNIPPED!
 

well, not really my balls

but I got my vasectomy today

doesnt hurt that bad really at all, just like someone is grabbing my balls and won't let go, guys you know what I mean...like when you sit on your balls by accident

anyway, just lying on the couch now healing

it took 20 minutes total and was almost completely painless

the wierd part was, he hit a nerve or something in the middle of it, and I felt the pain go all the way through to my asshole...VERY wierd feeling

Weird not wierd.

oh man. ouch! well i'm happy for ya

:eek7 :eek7
that's fuck up

why doing that?

shit, I feel sorry for you :eek7

why does everyone feel sorry for me and wonder why i did this....you all amaze me

best decision i probably have ever made

shit, i like you from your GFY presence, but IMO thats a completely stupid decision, regardless of your current circumstances

Damn. dont scare me. I have to have it done sometime soon.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

ok, but i am not gonna debate it, i am out of this thread, good luck, i hope you wont regret it :)

even if a pregnancy could kill my wife?

she has a heart condition that could kill her if she has a baby...and the birth control pills make her endometriosis worse than it should be

read more here....towards the bottom of the thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=468631

no no, i am not going to debate either...read that other thread, it will change you view...seriously

good shit, I am thinking about having it done...

so did it hurt? did you watch? i have read that it sounds worse than it is , but the idea of someone rummaging around in my nutsack makes me go all sqeamish...

Ow! Hope you feel better soon

I've been putting this off for a while now - aside from the stabbing pain to your anus, I hope this all goes nice and easy for you

for all you wondering why anyone would do this, some of us are a little older, and not everyone wants kids, or more kids

it was very simple actually....the doc injected my nutsack with lidocaine and then let that sit in...then hit inserted this needle things and it made a whole about the size of a 8 guage needle...he pulled the vas out and snipped it, then he cauderized it, then went to the next side and did the same through the same hole

the only time I felt anything was when he pulled on the vas, it almost felt like the vas was attached to my asshole and he was pulling it through...no pain, but just wierd feeling

all in all, the most pain I have had is when he shot me with lidocaine and now sitting right here....right now it almost feels like sitting on your balls or someone lightly grabbing them so they hurt just a tiny bit...but it is continous...and every now and then when i shift or stand up it gives a nice surge, but goes away pretty quick

all in all, i can't believe it didn't and doesn't hurt as much...i have heard horror stories about it...and it is WAY not like what people have said at all

oh, another creepy part, when he burns the ends of the vas, you can smell your shit burning...LOL...wierdness

it was a responsible and mature thing to do..ignore the people that never had to make such a decission because they can't be a dad when they don't have sex anyway.

not just that, my wife has some health troubles, so it was in our best interest

my wife and i really have no inkling of a desire for children

yikes bro. wait a few weeks before sex

that is the way I think too, i thought it was pretty responsible personally...but some people really seem to get offended that i did it

I am the first to say, i would not make a good dad...seriously, i can barely keep care of myself and I am 30, i would not want to put another human under me in the chain of things....plus, it would be really hard to ride harleyys across the USA for 2 years with a 3 year old....LOL

10 weeks to be exact before I can have sex without protection

i get to jack off in a cup a few times though...LOL

I hope that doesn't affect your ability to maintain a erection.

well... uhm... should I congratulate you now?

That's kick ass man. Now you never have to pull out. That's the life.

hahaha....you need to read more...not just about vasectomies...just in general

I don't feel sorry one bit. Your a grown man and knew exactly what you where getting into.

A friend of mine got one last month and made the mistake of running a day or two after it. It felt like he got hit in the groin. Just don't do that :)

You'll enjoy your sex life a lot more now that you're stress free :thumbsup

10 week? A friend is having it done and was told 8 weeks with NO sex, not even jacking off ....... He was more worried about how he would perform after, but the doctor assured him it would be mental and not physical if he had problems.

you get any pills or anything?

Stupid question: when you cum what do you produce?

in my experience slightly more wattery but it was only one person I have been with that was before and after..so not sure if that is 'normal'

Ok, so you still have something to ejaculate.. fascinating. The idea is very convenient since pregnancy is the only thing i have to worry about.

But ill wait for JaceXXX's final review 3 months from now ;)

Very loving gesture and if you guys ever want children you can just adopt. I hope you have a fast recovery.

I doubt he's testin' it out yet.

LOL

Feel better Jace, and please let us know what cums out, I'm curious about that as well.


My pops had that done. He was scared he'd have another KB.

and the lesson is ...

"say no to vasectomy"

i could not imagine even walking right now, much less running...LOL

it feels fine, but the minute I move or hit my balls against my leg i am reminded again

actually, i have to jack off in a cup and take it in 6 weeks, and then again 4 weeks after that

unfortunately, but luckily i have my own :winkwink:

exactly the same...just no sperm in it

some guys I talked to said they have way more intense orgasms

haha, yeah..10 weeks will be the final semen testing from the lab...we will see

that is one thing we said, that even if we decide that we want childream later, we would probably adopt...there are so many children in different countries that have it so bad and need mothers and fathers

but say yes to overpopulation and unwanted pregnancy