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Stacey_JoinRightNow 05-19-2005 04:43 PM

how long will it be totally healed?

RRRED 05-19-2005 04:45 PM

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/gtu0010l.jpg

clickhappy 05-19-2005 04:47 PM

I don't get it. Can you still cum, or you orgasm but no cum comes out?

And are you smooth down there now, like Ken and Barbie?

Jace 05-19-2005 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
how long will it be totally healed?

they say i can't be on my feet until tomorrow night, then I can't take a shower til saturday...and from what I can see from looking at my ballsack right now, i wuold imagine a good week or so til the scab heals up

they didn't give me a real timeframe, cause I think it is so different with everyone...but i heal fast, so I would say middle of next week i won't be feeling it too much anymore

Jace 05-19-2005 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
I don't get it. Can you still cum, or you orgasm but no cum comes out?

And are you smooth down there now, like Ken and Barbie?


they just cut the vas difference, whic is the tube that inserts sperm into the semen....so, basically, everything is exactly the same, except I have no swimmers anymore...i cum, i get erect, and yes, i still have balls...i just don't have any of these

http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/exhi...-0-0-0-0-0.jpg

Jace 05-19-2005 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

hahahaha...very nice

4Pics 05-19-2005 05:27 PM

Make sure you share in 10 weeks how sex is :)

Also, a question... How come your wife didn't have her tubes tied?

Jace 05-19-2005 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4Pics
Make sure you share in 10 weeks how sex is :)

Also, a question... How come your wife didn't have her tubes tied?

well, tubes tied is like a major surgery and is a huge thing...having a vasectomy is a 10 minute thing....seemed more logical

plus my wife has already had 2 surgeries for her endometriosis in the past year...she probably mentally couldn't handle another surgery

eamedia 05-19-2005 06:10 PM

have you rubbed one out yet? if so how was it?

hottoddy 05-19-2005 06:13 PM

The sperms keeps building up and has no where to go. Eventually the old sperm degenerates and the body reabsorbes it. Gross.

woj 05-19-2005 06:13 PM

50 snipped balls..

tranza 05-19-2005 06:18 PM

I just hope you recover quick and all runs well...

tASSy 05-19-2005 06:24 PM

good for you, rest up, here's to a speedy recovery!

blueb8llz 05-19-2005 07:38 PM

ouch...man

khs 05-19-2005 08:07 PM

congrats, now order your maximum pills

Jace 05-19-2005 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khs
congrats, now order your maximum pills


order fake shit that only idiots take? no thanks

Jace 05-19-2005 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hottoddy
The sperms keeps building up and has no where to go. Eventually the old sperm degenerates and the body reabsorbes it. Gross.

yeah, as they die they just absorbe into the body....


i wonder if my saliva will taste like semen?

jigg 05-19-2005 08:28 PM

I don't know but I would never snip my balls, for anyone. Of course never say never, but still


what happens to the spermies? they can still get out I hope

Jace 05-19-2005 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigg
I don't know but I would never snip my balls, for anyone. Of course never say never, but still


what happens to the spermies? they can still get out I hope

i didn't really snip my balls, just the vas difference

and the sperm just basically die and absorb into the body

Babagirls 05-19-2005 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eamedia
have you rubbed one out yet? if so how was it?

you might wanna read a thread before you post in it.
just a thought.

reynold 05-19-2005 08:43 PM

Have you read the recent news about those reported sterilized people?

khs 05-19-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
order fake shit that only idiots take? no thanks

Sarcasm with a capital S

:Oh crap

GoodStuff 05-19-2005 10:09 PM

Classy thing for you to do for your wife, JaceXXX. I hope your recovery goes well.

NTSS 05-19-2005 10:14 PM

Congrats bro...way to go :thumbsup

OG LennyT 05-19-2005 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hottoddy
The sperms keeps building up and has no where to go. Eventually the old sperm degenerates and the body reabsorbes it. Gross.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I got my boys snipped and it has been 'all good' ever since. I highly suggest doing it. :thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 05-20-2005 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4Pics
Make sure you share in 10 weeks how sex is :)

Also, a question... How come your wife didn't have her tubes tied?


one is a major surgery and the other is a snip...which one is more responsible for the man to want to happen?

Kard63 05-20-2005 04:59 AM

how does the consistancy of your nut change?

gecko 05-20-2005 05:00 AM

Congrats I guess...

Brad Gosse 05-20-2005 05:15 AM

Good for you! I am going to see a urologist in the next few weeks for the same thing, my doc already faxed the referral.

I must admit I am scared. Not about the vasectomy but just about surgery. I feel sick when I think about it. THough I am getting better about the idea.

I must say reading your 2 threads has put me at ease. Thanks for sharing your story! :)

cool1 05-20-2005 05:18 AM

I applaud you on getting it done.
I was going to get it done too, but after reading this article by a dude who got it done, I decided it was not for me.

Dangers of Vasectomy
http://www.quiverfull.com/birth_cont...vasectomy.html

Nicky 05-20-2005 05:20 AM

ouch man, it hurts in my nutsack when I hear this..... :upsidedow

Danny Dukes 05-20-2005 05:22 AM

Dude your making my balls hurt by you just talking about it, really it feels like someone punched me in the nutz! :Oh crap

Peaches 05-20-2005 08:33 AM

Good for you, Jace! It's amazing how many guys would rather put their wives/girlfriends through major surgery or years of taking hormones instead of getting a little snip themselves :(

jukeboxfrank 05-20-2005 09:58 AM

I hope the dr told you to keep an ice shack on . it worked wonders for me I was up
the next day and never had any pain what so ever.

kiana 05-20-2005 10:43 AM

Hope you recover fast and thanks for the parcel!
It's great you did that for you and your wife, esp as endometriosis can be such an awful condition to have, a very good friend of mine has it and suffers badly.

Enjoy your travels across the world!

Funky Bastard 05-20-2005 10:49 AM

The things women will make you do good luck with that!

MindyBlingBucks 05-20-2005 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
that is the way I think too, i thought it was pretty responsible personally...but some people really seem to get offended that i did it

I am the first to say, i would not make a good dad...seriously, i can barely keep care of myself and I am 30, i would not want to put another human under me in the chain of things....plus, it would be really hard to ride harleyys across the USA for 2 years with a 3 year old....LOL

:thumbsup Way to go Jace!! Seriously, you've made a very responsible decision, and have been mature enough to take action. I salute you!! :2 cents:

Glad to hear it doesn't hurt too bad!

trishauptown 05-23-2005 11:04 AM

I applaude you!!!! You are a great husband!!! I think that woman have the periods, carry the child and give birth to it. That is the least a man good do. I heard of this new procedure and it is reversible. Now we just need a pill or shot the men can take for birth control. I feel the same way you do on this subject and do not want children myself. I think you are a honorable man to step up to the plate instead of thinking it should be the woman's concern!!! I give you a standing ovation!!

College Downtime 05-23-2005 11:09 AM

definatly leaving the boys intact

gunfodder 05-23-2005 11:58 AM

I had the snip years ago, and alls well ... same descicion, easier for me to be done than the misses ... no brainer. Scariest thing for me was the male doctor sounded female when he/she spoke .. and he/she was at my nuts ??!!?? anyhoo, for me the most painful part was the antiseptic wash used before the snip, burned like fuck where the hairs were growing back .. all the best mate, your reasoning for haing it done was most logical


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