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bly 04-01-2005 10:30 PM

why do idiot gfyers think canada is great?
 
its just the united states bitch, jeez canada is nothing great. just think of it like this, if bush wanted to the canadians would be wiped off the earth in less then 60 minutes. USA

r3ap3r 04-01-2005 10:31 PM

I love Canada.

nikki99 04-01-2005 10:32 PM

Brazil is better

machinegunkelly 04-01-2005 10:33 PM

Its cause most of us don't look like this
http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/redneck_mentor.jpg

SmokeyTheBear 04-01-2005 10:35 PM

assisted suicide gets another great pr boost

Love Brokers 04-01-2005 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly
Its cause most of us don't look like this
http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/redneck_mentor.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Not all of us, but a lot of us! :thumbsup

Spunky 04-01-2005 10:37 PM

Get your head out of your ass.You need Canada as much as we need you.Move out of that trailor park and explore the rest of the world before you judge anybody

iwantchixx 04-01-2005 10:38 PM

my god, you're a total idiot. Just because you don't like Canada doesn't mean you have to make yourself out to be such an ass. People like you are the reason hatred is brewing towards your country.

JSA Matt 04-01-2005 10:39 PM

stop feeding the trolls...

bly 04-01-2005 10:42 PM

hatred towards my country? wow big deal.. we can take the whole world out easily

pornguy 04-01-2005 10:45 PM

You sir are an asshat.

But as for the photo. You are right. Most people from canada dont look like that. They dont have the common sense to cover them selves up. They wera speedo's







j/k about the common sense.

iwantchixx 04-01-2005 10:46 PM

We'll remember people like you the next time we sell you our lumber, oil, water etc etc just so your economy can continue to thrive. Heaven forbid you actually have any respect or be thankful for what Canadians have done for you.


It's because of idiots like you that I think we should just cut the USA off completely and use our own resources and live our own lives. But then you'd cry war, anex, etc etc because you need us afterall. Sucks, doesn't it bitch?

"if bush wanted to the canadians would be wiped off the earth in less then 60 minutes."

You live in a trailer park don't you? Look outside yourself and you'll see that ANY attack on Canada would not be tolerated. You would be obliterated off the face of the planet within 24 hours. See, by being respectful, polite and helpful to other nations we have formed strong alliances. Something people like you are doing the oposite of in your country.

It's unfortunate that the small pocket of people like you tarnish the image of your country when most Americans don't think your way at all.

iwantchixx 04-01-2005 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly
hatred towards my country? wow big deal.. we can take the whole world out easily


Then why don't you? What's stopping you? I hear you redneck trailer trash monkeys saying this all the time but nothing ever happens. Why is that?

Spunky 04-01-2005 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly
hatred towards my country? wow big deal.. we can take the whole world out easily

Take the whole world out?how about getting Bin laden?

bly 04-01-2005 10:53 PM

are you kidding you think canada could wipe out the USA??? WHAT A JOKE DUDE. THe usa would demolish canada along with any other country, as far as being trailer trash...no just a redneck

tedwinters 04-01-2005 10:53 PM

Heh, the one thing that annoys me, is the vast amounts of anti-american sentiment we find in Canada..
Honestly, people in both countries are very, very similar...
at least, if you compare big cities to big cities :)

BIGTYMER 04-01-2005 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly
hatred towards my country? wow big deal.. we can take the whole world out easily

How old are you? I bet you're still in your teens.

iwantchixx 04-01-2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly
are you kidding you think canada could wipe out the USA??? WHAT A JOKE DUDE. THe usa would demolish canada along with any other country, as far as being trailer trash...no just a redneck

Not only are you a trailer park trash biggot but you're also extremely stupid. I never said Canada would wipe out the USA. If you had proper understanding of grammar and sentence structure you would have realized that I said Allies would wipe you out.

Why do you honnestly think that the USA is the only strong military force? Did you forget about China? NKorea? You're not as invincible as you think. It's people like you that thought Iraq would be a walk in the park. Just as many of your soldiers were killed as Iraqi soldiers were killed. You're not an all being super power. I swear, the shit you kids learn in school is rediculous. Such as thinking USA won WW2. It boils my blood every time someone mentions that while my grandafther sits in his room tormented by all the killing and murdering he had to do to win that war. It seems the only ones with any sense and straight facts are the older generation who have been properly educated and/or educated themselves on facts about war, power and politics.

iwantchixx 04-01-2005 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tedwinters
Heh, the one thing that annoys me, is the vast amounts of anti-american sentiment we find in Canada..
Honestly, people in both countries are very, very similar...
at least, if you compare big cities to big cities :)


Agreed.

One thing that bothers me a lot though is America tourists who come here and do what they want and use the excuse "I'm an american" like it gives them some power to do what they want.

I sure as hell hope that Canadians don't do that down in the USA.

Kevsh 04-01-2005 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly
its just the united states bitch, jeez canada is nothing great. just think of it like this, if bush wanted to the canadians would be wiped off the earth in less then 60 minutes. USA

You're a tool.
And with every idiotic thread you start, you prove it more and more.

CybermedAndy 04-01-2005 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JSA Matt
stop feeding the trolls...

What he said.

CybermedAndy 04-01-2005 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
Agreed.

One thing that bothers me a lot though is America tourists who come here and do what they want and use the excuse "I'm an american" like it gives them some power to do what they want.

I sure as hell hope that Canadians don't do that down in the USA.

We're entirely too demure to try and pull that.

CDSmith 04-01-2005 11:09 PM

bly is now trying for Idiot of the month.

He's up against some stiff competition but looks like he's scoring points here.

kmanrox 04-01-2005 11:12 PM

the answer to your question is:

because 25% of gfyers are canadian

duh

cambaby 04-01-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Get your head out of your ass.You need Canada as much as we need you.Move out of that trailor park and explore the rest of the world before you judge anybody

USA needs Canada? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

New User 04-02-2005 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
Agreed.

One thing that bothers me a lot though is America tourists who come here and do what they want and use the excuse "I'm an american" like it gives them some power to do what they want.

I sure as hell hope that Canadians don't do that down in the USA.

I think you should learn to quit while your ahead. While its obvious this redneck fuck-head only represents the lowest common denominator within both our countries and most Americans do not agree with his dumb shit, you decide instead of keeping your comments aimed at him to blast ALL AMERICANS.

Your starting to come off a bad as and as ignorant as he does in some of your post. While I think all your anger is aimed at people like him, as is mine, you should remember to keep that anger directed at only him.

Its that fact that instead of aiming anger at him, your making broad, sweeping statements about Americans that cause more regular Americans to think poorly of Canadians and they want to fire back at you and all other Canadians.

I have news for you, I have lived in both countries for years and both countries have their fair share of asswipes and what may also surprise you is both countries teach a very national oriented, not-so-true version of history.

For the record, the only people I have ever hear claiming American won WWII are Canadians. Sure Americans take pride in our part of the war, maybe the same way Canadians take pride in their part of the war. I don't see many Canadians walking around saying, "Boy those Americans really helped us kick some Nazi ass!" So why do you get all pissed when Americans don't take every chance to pat other countries on the back?

Fuck were Americans, so we look at OUR part, just like Canadians look at THEIR part. Its not that we ever discredit any other nations involvement, just that we focus on our own more than others, just like YOU do. Just like *gasp* all other nations.

Not to mention when we learn this stuff in History classes, we learn it as "Allied Forces," not "American Forces."

You know what else, I am blessed to have two Grandfathers who are not only veterans of WWII but, one Canadian and one American and both escaped POWs. Technically the Canadian is my wifes Grandfather, however I have so much respect for him I look at him as my own and he is the reason I decided to take her family name instead of her taking mine. We were actually going to write a book together, an American and Canadian, both in WWII, both pilots, both shot down, both caputred, both escaped, both entirely different stories of the same war with entirely similar circumstances; but my grandfather died suddenly so we didn't get his stories in order to finish it.

Back to my point!
Remember who your friends are and keep point your anger aimed at the right places/people or else you may make some enemies you didn't intend on making. At least one common bond we share is that both of our countries have some rather intollerable fuck-heads we have to deal with!!!

simple simon 04-02-2005 12:03 AM

:flagface :flagface

gecko 04-02-2005 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly
hatred towards my country? wow big deal.. we can take the whole world out easily

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Lay off the pipe

xclusive 04-02-2005 12:12 AM

I have been to canada a few times and it'a a great place I look forward to going to montreal for WA

New User 04-02-2005 12:18 AM

On a side note, I love you fucking idiots that claim to love America so much that you sport your hip and "O' So Ammerican" Confederate flags.

In case you dumbasses missed it, the CSA was ANTI-AMERICAN, and heres a hint for you, they no longer wanted to be part of America, so that would mean to most people they were ANTI-AMERICAN, therefore the Confederate flag is an ANTI-AMERICAN statement.

If you think the Confederate flag is your best way of demonstrating your true feelings for America, you may as well just burn the fucking American flag, its really the same thing to those of us with working brains.

iwantchixx 04-02-2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New User
I think you should learn to quit while your ahead. While its obvious this redneck fuck-head only represents the lowest common denominator within both our countries and most Americans do not agree with his dumb shit, you decide instead of keeping your comments aimed at him to blast ALL AMERICANS.

Your starting to come off a bad as and as ignorant as he does in some of your post. While I think all your anger is aimed at people like him, as is mine, you should remember to keep that anger directed at only him.

Its that fact that instead of aiming anger at him, your making broad, sweeping statements about Americans that cause more regular Americans to think poorly of Canadians and they want to fire back at you and all other Canadians.

I have news for you, I have lived in both countries for years and both countries have their fair share of asswipes and what may also surprise you is both countries teach a very national oriented, not-so-true version of history.

For the record, the only people I have ever hear claiming American won WWII are Canadians. Sure Americans take pride in our part of the war, maybe the same way Canadians take pride in their part of the war. I don't see many Canadians walking around saying, "Boy those Americans really helped us kick some Nazi ass!" So why do you get all pissed when Americans don't take every chance to pat other countries on the back?

Fuck were Americans, so we look at OUR part, just like Canadians look at THEIR part. Its not that we ever discredit any other nations involvement, just that we focus on our own more than others, just like YOU do. Just like *gasp* all other nations.

Not to mention when we learn this stuff in History classes, we learn it as "Allied Forces," not "American Forces."

You know what else, I am blessed to have two Grandfathers who are not only veterans of WWII but, one Canadian and one American and both escaped POWs. Technically the Canadian is my wifes Grandfather, however I have so much respect for him I look at him as my own and he is the reason I decided to take her family name instead of her taking mine. We were actually going to write a book together, an American and Canadian, both in WWII, both pilots, both shot down, both caputred, both escaped, both entirely different stories of the same war with entirely similar circumstances; but my grandfather died suddenly so we didn't get his stories in order to finish it.

Back to my point!
Remember who your friends are and keep point your anger aimed at the right places/people or else you may make some enemies you didn't intend on making. At least one common bond we share is that both of our countries have some rather intollerable fuck-heads we have to deal with!!!

Oh shut up. Seriously. I was NOT REFERRING TO ALL americans and you fucking know it. Don't play me out to be a fucking biggot.

BRISK 04-02-2005 12:22 AM

Q. Who boasts most about the achievements of his country?
A. Those who haven't ever achieved anything themselves.

iwantchixx 04-02-2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New User
On a side note, I love you fucking idiots that claim to love America so much that you sport your hip and "O' So Ammerican" Confederate flags.

In case you dumbasses missed it, the CSA was ANTI-AMERICAN, and heres a hint for you, they no longer wanted to be part of America, so that would mean to most people they were ANTI-AMERICAN, therefore the Confederate flag is an ANTI-AMERICAN statement.

If you think the Confederate flag is your best way of demonstrating your true feelings for America, you may as well just burn the fucking American flag, its really the same thing to those of us with working brains.


haha nice.

New User 04-02-2005 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
Oh shut up. Seriously. I was NOT REFERRING TO ALL americans and you fucking know it. Don't play me out to be a fucking biggot.

O never mind, I thought I was directing a post to someone who thinks before they speak, obviously you don't.

I think you should reread some of your other post in this thread. :winkwink:

PenisFace 04-02-2005 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly
its just the united states bitch, jeez canada is nothing great. just think of it like this, if bush wanted to the canadians would be wiped off the earth in less then 60 minutes. USA

This kid is 15 years old, max.

New User 04-02-2005 12:37 AM

Another sidenote,

Bly, from Pennsylvania (according to his sidebar) claiming the, "South will rise again." fails to understand another basic fact. Pennsylvania remained with the Union during the Civil war, not sure what South he is referring too, but its not in Pennsylvania.

goldman 04-02-2005 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New User
O never mind, I thought I was directing a post to someone who thinks before they speak, obviously you don't.

I think you should reread some of your other post in this thread. :winkwink:

do we all agree that the soviets won the war?
or do people in this thread actually beleive that the allies landed on D=day and won the war?

Clicky_Bucks 04-02-2005 12:45 AM

http://watch.windsofchange.net/pics/try_and_stop_us.jpg

New User 04-02-2005 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldman
do we all agree that the soviets won the war?
or do people in this thread actually beleive that the allies landed on D=day and won the war?

I think there may be a little more to it than you'd like to think, try thinking it terms other than just black or white. :winkwink:

chupachups 04-02-2005 01:26 AM

:hi troll


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