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chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:18 PM

safest way to mail coke..? fedex, usps, etc...
 
a friend is bugging me on ICQ asking this, already told him i don't think its a good idea no matter how delivered, but can anyone recommend... what service would be most appropriate, talking very small amount here and well wrapped... any tip would be great, he's fiending out somewhere and wants to get some mailed to him..

Shoehorn! 02-14-2005 08:19 PM

I dunno if this is the greatest topic to start here or not.

Nicky 02-14-2005 08:20 PM

I doubt ud have any problem if u use regular airmail....

p3rsian 02-14-2005 08:20 PM

no comment.. why would u wanna mail coke ? its only 75 cents :upsidedow

Spunky 02-14-2005 08:20 PM

Fedex or ups overnight

pornguy 02-14-2005 08:26 PM

I would hit the market at the corner if I were you. I think there is a sale on the 2 liters

chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky
Fedex or ups overnight

that was my thought as well... again, i think its a stupid idea altogether but he's desperate, obviously has a prob w/ the stuff and cant find it locally... any tips on wrapping it? hehe, GFY once again proves a wealth of knowledge..!

sickbeatz 02-14-2005 08:31 PM

vacuum cealed via greyhound express

robfantasy 02-14-2005 08:32 PM

sounds like a fucking setup, dont mail it bro thats federal time

chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz
vacuum cealed via greyhound express

heh, were talking like a lousy 8-ball here, its gonna be tiny i assume... maybe just like 30 layers of plastic, melted closed at the edges? i dunno, not my field, i sling porn..

sickbeatz 02-14-2005 08:34 PM

you can buy the vacuum sealable bags from gardening or hydroponic stores -- it kinda looks like tinfoil.. put the brick inside of it and use a clothing iron to seal it.. put it in like a box of cereal or something then a non-suspicious box

chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by robfantasy
sounds like a fucking setup, dont mail it bro thats federal time

rob, i won't be mailing it, or receiving it... i told him it sounded like a bad idea.. :(

sickbeatz 02-14-2005 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra
heh, were talking like a lousy 8-ball here, its gonna be tiny i assume... maybe just like 30 layers of plastic, melted closed at the edges? i dunno, not my field, i sling porn..


okay, this is what i would do.. put it in clear plastic. then take that bagged 8ball and put it into one more bag and coat that bag with vaseline... after doing that bag it in a garbage bag.. then put in something they wont look in..

Spunky 02-14-2005 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra
that was my thought as well... again, i think its a stupid idea altogether but he's desperate, obviously has a prob w/ the stuff and cant find it locally... any tips on wrapping it? hehe, GFY once again proves a wealth of knowledge..!

Send a bunch of papers and stick it in the middle..make the flap as thing as possible :thumbsup

viki 02-14-2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz
okay, this is what i would do.. put it in clear plastic. then take that bagged 8ball and put it into one more bag and coat that bag with vaseline... after doing that bag it in a garbage bag.. then put in something they wont look in..

Vaseline is a bad idea. Mail officials check oily packages.

chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:40 PM

so, fedex overnight is probably the safest bet here then for him to receive it ok..?

sickbeatz 02-14-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viki
Vaseline is a bad idea. Mail officials check oily packages.

trust me, it's safe. you're not sending a package covered in vasiline dumby

sickbeatz 02-14-2005 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra
so, fedex overnight is probably the safest bet here then for him to receive it ok..?

i'd go with greyhound.. i know some people that do this on a daily basis (im not involved, btw!!) greyhound isnt as cautious when it comes to checking packages

Sly 02-14-2005 08:43 PM

Considering UPS is a government owned business... um, yeh. Try again.

All of that stuff is totally trackable. Any dealer willing to send it has a screw loose. Any idea how many felonies that would be?

Evil1 02-14-2005 08:43 PM

fucking amateurs.. ziplock, and a can of coffee and all will be fine.

FelixFlow 02-14-2005 08:44 PM

you're willing to do 5-10 years of FEDERAL (85%) time, over a fucking measly 8-ball, are you serious!??!?!

chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Considering UPS is a government owned business... um, yeh. Try again.

All of that stuff is totally trackable. Any dealer willing to send it has a screw loose. Any idea how many felonies that would be?

UPS is .gov owned? hmm, didn't know that... your not referring to USPS are you..?

chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FelixFlow
you're willing to do 5-10 years of FEDERAL (85%) time, over a fucking measly 8-ball, are you serious!??!?!

heh, not me, not in a heartbeat... just a fiending friend asking about this stuff, i can find coke locally no problem, i don't live in the sticks..

Fake Nick 02-14-2005 08:46 PM

ask the person you are buying the stuff from to deliver and work for his drug money

chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick
ask the person you are buying the stuff from to deliver and work for his drug money

no, i'm never going to see, touch, or do any of this stuff... he's just wondering what the best delivery venue would be, i had no clue..

Robatolla 02-14-2005 08:50 PM

Ive heard coffee before too

sonofsam 02-14-2005 08:50 PM

yah sure there cloest coke case..

chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
yah sure there cloest coke case..

heh, i do coke on occasion, but wouldn't ever be so hard up for the stuff that i'd have some mail it to me, especially into a small town like its heading..

Babagirls 02-14-2005 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil1
fucking amateurs.. ziplock, and a can of coffee and all will be fine.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

robfantasy 02-14-2005 08:56 PM

ya if you are moving serious weight, greyhound is your best bet. 1/5 of the people on every greyhound bus is probably transporting narcotics

brand0n 02-14-2005 08:58 PM

homing pigeon

chupacabra 02-14-2005 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
homing pigeon

mmm.... not an option to his locale i believe, so... Fedex overnight is best bet, or some other delivery company..?

MrJackMeHoff 02-14-2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra
mmm.... not an option to his locale i believe, so... Fedex overnight is best bet, or some other delivery company..?

:party-smi

nofx 02-14-2005 09:03 PM

large 3 wick scented candle, hollow out bottom, put coke or whatever inside, melt bottom back onto candle, gift wrap, UPS next day air.

sonofsam 02-14-2005 09:04 PM

tell you're fiend of a friend to go fuck himself... tell him to start huffing gasoline if hes such a fiend.... gasoline is everywhere...
:2 cents:

chupacabra 02-14-2005 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff
:party-smi

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sltr 02-14-2005 09:12 PM

so who's gunna ship it, if you're not gunna touch it at all?

lemme guess , you're gunna tell your dopeman that you heard on a porno web board the best way to ship it is such and such and he's gunna run right down there and mail it!!!!!!

sonofsam 02-14-2005 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1
fucking amateurs.. ziplock, and a can of coffee and all will be fine.

uhhh coffee is redflagged now....

its what happens when it starts a trend and everyone tries to use coffee to mask the smell of weed and kegs

UniversalPass Pete 02-14-2005 09:14 PM

Local market has it!! :winkwink:

Screaming 02-14-2005 09:17 PM

umm i wouldnt suggest doing that


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