no, he has a dealer... maybe a stupid dealer if he's willing to mail shit, but i guess the recipient would be the one at true risk here..!

Dumbest idea ever. I really suggest talking your friend out of it. But since that's not likely to happen, whoever said 'coffee' has the best answer to my knowledge. Get a nice kind and its a common gift that won't attract attention. Plus the smell of coffee is overpowering, particularly if the item is well wrapped. Again, dumb ass idea in the first place.

Have it in bottles where it's supposed to be... A beverage not something that does OD.
EDIT: You might as well check godrugyourself.com if it even exists.

Some times shit that people think isn't obvious actually is to the dudes that check for this shit, because everyone uses the same trick.

agreed... bad idea, but he's going to do it. just doesn't know which shipping method to use for overnight service, i really have no clue which would be safer... USPS, Fedex, UPS, i dunno..

Correct. Nothing attracts more attention than the smell of coffee coming from a package.

For allah's sake


what is wrong with your friend

Coke is like 1 bucks for 2 litters at your local grocery store

ok heres the real dope..

2 ways.

1 buy one of those large cheapo candles melt in microwave you can figure the rest

2 buy a large vat of face cream seal both in plastic shrink

Just visited http://godrugyourself.com

Great site! :1orglaugh :pimp :upsidedow

UPS is private.

1 this has gotta be the dumbest idea on the planet.

2 if he has an addiction and cant get it locally, how did he get addicted?




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If it was here i could have gotten it foe him by just opening the celly. I think it is a stupid idea btw.

Use a mule. Shove it up a girl's asshole and put her in a coach airline seat.

he's stuck out w/ family until april in Salt Lake city, and doesn't know anyone out there.

heh, i broke down and sent him a link to this thread, maybe reading this thread will bring him to his senses..

:winkwink: hehe

dunno about the states, but it's easy to smuggle shit from canada to europe.. at least for me..

Oh man you guys are funny, I used to do this all the time. Look put the ball in a regular size 16oz of peanut butter, stick it all the way into the middle, seal the cap and package the peanut butter like a small gift, you can send it either UPS or Fedex, but send it next day air, there is a bigger chance, if any, that they wont catch it. Believe me I did this for many years and never got busted :thumbsup

are you saying that sending it overnight via Fedex or UPS is going to give him a *bigger* chance of getting caught? i would have thought the shorter time in transit, the better... this is not so..?

coffee's good for weed/hash cuz it kills the smell.. shampoo also works fine..

No, what I was saying is that he has a better chance of not getting caught if any. Sorry I worded it wrong :thumbsup

aha, makes more sense... well, he is still dead-set on doing this, even after reading this thread... any suggestion which carrier would be the best to go w/ for this task? obviously not USPS i assume, so between Fedex or UPS..?

I would go UPS, but to be honest both will work. Good Luck
:thumbsup

Possible = yep
Stupid = alot

Note if you go tru with this don't put your address on the "sender" part lol

I can't believe anyone would attempt to ship that through the mail. Just insane. :helpme

lol, ppl discussing such stuff on a public board

i love the fucking internet

free entertainment for life

:1orglaugh instant classic

heh,interesting:)

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Silly question to ask on a forum, as I'm sure you should know.

Assuming this is coca cola . . .

Wrap it in celephane...then put it in a baggy of expresso coffee grains...then install it inside something like a stuffed valenties teddy bear...then send by fedex.

real stupid tho because coke rots your teeth.

put it in the food dehydrator, sew it into some clothes