So, I have to wonder . . .
 

Why does an account rep feel the need to be accompanied by a bodyguard when attending an event like Internext?

Could it be that he is so fucking popular that he needs someone to clear the crowds so he can eat in peace at McDonald's?

Discuss

iBill???

:321GFY

who are we talking about? what rep?

Hmm... I could use a bodyguard.

I think he's talking about the ExtremeCash guys...

only the reps from programs that have ripped off webmasters need bodyguards

That wasn't a bodyguard it was just Mr.Izzz with Juicy...

now that I could understand

ya bodyguards are for sissy's,,,,, i just carry my ak47

AK47's are for sissy's, I wheel around a 50mm military gatling gun. Doom style. :)

This thread is useless without name dropping.

My body could use a little guarding.

When and where? I'm ON it.

I hired a guard for when I'm shooting thugs. Sometimes they're needed, but I'd like to think there isn't much of a security risk at Internext of all places. hahaha

50mm military gatling guns are for sissy's.. i carry around atom bombs

No shit. I've seen the Vegas pics. :321GFY

I think you do it on purpose just to make me jealous. :mad:

I guess there aren't enough cops and security guards all over the fucking place, so some people need to bring their own.

sounds silly to me

that's nothing. i carry hydrogen (fusion) bombs with me.

The need to feel special and important.
"I have enough money in my budget for a body guard, might as well."
Balling on a budget and the need to impress their peers.

Guess I am not hep to what's cool these days . . . would you be impressed if your account rep had a bodyguard?

all about carrying a crowbar: half life style..

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/half.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I would be more impressed by that than a bodyguard.

pffft! I know karate.

Some people have extreme delusions of grandeur

:1orglaugh

Names, we need names.

I agree... why would you need a body guard unless you have ripped people off

baddog, that could be the most retarded thing I have heard in a long time, I see Jay Leno all the time on Ventura Blvd driving around, and walking around, does he have a bouncer...NO!

"With my right foot, I can knock off your face. With my left, I can kick your nose. With this (raises right hand), I can poke your eyes out. With this (raises left hand), I can break your neck. Take a good look at my face. I'm an oriental."

I know he is reading this thread, just waiting to see if he is tough enough to come explain it to us . . . . or you can hit me up on ICQ

you would know if you would read some other baddog's threads :)

:1orglaugh

Actually Baddog, I just read this thread, and since I know your brain is a little mushy, Ill help clear a few things up for you in regards to having Security.

1) We had Aria Giovanni with us to escort her safely it was something we explained we would do for her so Billy did exactly that, ensuring that she got to and from the booth safely as well as to and from the parties safely. (With psychos like you around im sure you can understand).
2) We had a Faceoff event with another company, when renting a location for X ammount of $'s it's important to me to ensure that nothing in that room is damaged by someone having a little too much to drink. (As Im sure we have all heard companies have had to foot the bill in the past for damaged goods in a hotel Suite or at a Party location... Perfect example this year is how D$ now has to pay for a bench because some asshole broke it at the players ball).

It's called pre-acting instead of re-acting, try it sometime.

Maybe that clears it up for you a little bit there sweet pants, anything else you might be confused about that I can help you with?

So, Chris is using Aria's bodyguard?

Weak. I cruise around my Death Star. :pimp

Just signed up for Extreme Paychecks :)

hehehe shit stirring...

atom bombs are for sissy. I strap grenades on noobs and send them in to blow the place up with promises of being elite after they die.

Okay I want to play I want to play:

I stap on my strap on when I walk through the crowd!!! Stops them dead in their tracks everytme!!!