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baddog · 01-09-2005, 10:55 PM

Why does an account rep feel the need to be accompanied by a bodyguard when attending an event like Internext?

Could it be that he is so fucking popular that he needs someone to clear the crowds so he can eat in peace at McDonald's?

Discuss

StuBradley · 01-09-2005, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Why does an account rep feel the need to be accompanied by a bodyguard when attending an event like Internext?

Could it be that he is so fucking popular that he needs someone to clear the crowds so he can eat in peace at McDonald's?

Discuss

iBill???

The Bootyologist · 01-09-2005, 11:01 PM

who are we talking about? what rep?

Sly · 01-09-2005, 11:04 PM

Hmm... I could use a bodyguard.

Entropy · 01-09-2005, 11:04 PM

I think he's talking about the ExtremeCash guys...

flashfire · 01-09-2005, 11:05 PM

only the reps from programs that have ripped off webmasters need bodyguards

xclusive · 01-09-2005, 11:05 PM

That wasn't a bodyguard it was just Mr.Izzz with Juicy...

baddog · 01-09-2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

iBill???

now that I could understand

Abyss_Vee · 01-09-2005, 11:06 PM

ya bodyguards are for sissy's,,,,, i just carry my ak47

xenigo · 01-09-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Abyss_Vee

ya bodyguards are for sissy's,,,,, i just carry my ak47

AK47's are for sissy's, I wheel around a 50mm military gatling gun. Doom style.

dropped9 · 01-09-2005, 11:11 PM

This thread is useless without name dropping.

Holly · 01-09-2005, 11:11 PM

My body could use a little guarding.

Sly · 01-09-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

My body could use a little guarding.

When and where? I'm ON it.

xenigo · 01-09-2005, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Why does an account rep feel the need to be accompanied by a bodyguard when attending an event like Internext?

Could it be that he is so fucking popular that he needs someone to clear the crowds so he can eat in peace at McDonald's?

Discuss

I hired a guard for when I'm shooting thugs. Sometimes they're needed, but I'd like to think there isn't much of a security risk at Internext of all places. hahaha

sonofsam · 01-09-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

AK47's are for sissy's, I wheel around a 50mm military gatling gun. Doom style.

50mm military gatling guns are for sissy's.. i carry around atom bombs

Holly · 01-09-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

When and where? I'm ON it.

No shit. I've seen the Vegas pics.

I think you do it on purpose just to make me jealous.

baddog · 01-09-2005, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

I hired a guard for when I'm shooting thugs. Sometimes they're needed, but I'd like to think there isn't much of a security risk at Internext of all places. hahaha

I guess there aren't enough cops and security guards all over the fucking place, so some people need to bring their own.

Screaming · 01-09-2005, 11:22 PM

sounds silly to me

quiet · 01-09-2005, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

50mm military gatling guns are for sissy's.. i carry around atom bombs

that's nothing. i carry hydrogen (fusion) bombs with me.

emthree · 01-09-2005, 11:25 PM

The need to feel special and important.
"I have enough money in my budget for a body guard, might as well."
Balling on a budget and the need to impress their peers.

baddog · 01-09-2005, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree

The need to feel special and important.
"I have enough money in my budget for a body guard, might as well."
Balling on a budget and the need to impress their peers.

Guess I am not hep to what's cool these days . . . would you be impressed if your account rep had a bodyguard?

abyss_al · 01-10-2005, 12:21 AM

all about carrying a crowbar: half life style..

baddog · 01-10-2005, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

all about carrying a crowbar: half life style..

I would be more impressed by that than a bodyguard.

Top Jimmy · 01-10-2005, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet

that's nothing. i carry hydrogen (fusion) bombs with me.

pffft! I know karate.

Entropy · 01-10-2005, 01:20 AM

Some people have extreme delusions of grandeur

sharpx9 · 01-10-2005, 01:24 AM

Anthony · 01-10-2005, 01:51 AM

Names, we need names.

Sparks · 01-10-2005, 01:55 AM

I agree... why would you need a body guard unless you have ripped people off

MikeHawk · 01-10-2005, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I guess there aren't enough cops and security guards all over the fucking place, so some people need to bring their own.

baddog, that could be the most retarded thing I have heard in a long time, I see Jay Leno all the time on Ventura Blvd driving around, and walking around, does he have a bouncer...NO!

mardigras · 01-10-2005, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Top Jimmy

pffft! I know karate.

"With my right foot, I can knock off your face. With my left, I can kick your nose. With this (raises right hand), I can poke your eyes out. With this (raises left hand), I can break your neck. Take a good look at my face. I'm an oriental."

baddog · 01-10-2005, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Names, we need names.

I know he is reading this thread, just waiting to see if he is tough enough to come explain it to us . . . . or you can hit me up on ICQ

andrej_NDC · 01-10-2005, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Names, we need names.

you would know if you would read some other baddog's threads

sharpx9 · 01-10-2005, 07:07 AM

Extreme John · 01-10-2005, 02:56 PM

Actually Baddog, I just read this thread, and since I know your brain is a little mushy, Ill help clear a few things up for you in regards to having Security.

1) We had Aria Giovanni with us to escort her safely it was something we explained we would do for her so Billy did exactly that, ensuring that she got to and from the booth safely as well as to and from the parties safely. (With psychos like you around im sure you can understand).
2) We had a Faceoff event with another company, when renting a location for X ammount of $'s it's important to me to ensure that nothing in that room is damaged by someone having a little too much to drink. (As Im sure we have all heard companies have had to foot the bill in the past for damaged goods in a hotel Suite or at a Party location... Perfect example this year is how D$ now has to pay for a bench because some asshole broke it at the players ball).

It's called pre-acting instead of re-acting, try it sometime.

Maybe that clears it up for you a little bit there sweet pants, anything else you might be confused about that I can help you with?

baddog · 01-10-2005, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Extreme John

Actually Baddog, I just read this thread, and since I know your brain is a little mushy, Ill help clear a few things up for you in regards to having Security.

1) We had Aria Giovanni with us to escort her safely it was something we explained we would do for her so Billy did exactly that, ensuring that she got to and from the booth safely as well as to and from the parties safely. (With psychos like you around im sure you can understand).
2) We had a Faceoff event with another company, when renting a location for X ammount of $'s it's important to me to ensure that nothing in that room is damaged by someone having a little too much to drink. (As Im sure we have all heard companies have had to foot the bill in the past for damaged goods in a hotel Suite or at a Party location... Perfect example this year is how D$ now has to pay for a bench because some asshole broke it at the players ball).

It's called pre-acting instead of re-acting, try it sometime.

Maybe that clears it up for you a little bit there sweet pants, anything else you might be confused about that I can help you with?

So, Chris is using Aria's bodyguard?

DTK · 01-10-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet

that's nothing. i carry hydrogen (fusion) bombs with me.

Weak. I cruise around my Death Star.

pornRefinery · 01-10-2005, 06:15 PM

Just signed up for Extreme Paychecks

Honeyslut · 01-10-2005, 06:16 PM

hehehe shit stirring...

Alex · 01-10-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

50mm military gatling guns are for sissy's.. i carry around atom bombs

atom bombs are for sissy. I strap grenades on noobs and send them in to blow the place up with promises of being elite after they die.

Loryn · 01-10-2005, 06:34 PM

Okay I want to play I want to play:

I stap on my strap on when I walk through the crowd!!! Stops them dead in their tracks everytme!!!

ChrisExtreme · 01-10-2005, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

So, Chris is using Aria's bodyguard?

Stupid ass, I stood up in your face and called you the pussy that you are. You didn't do shit about so don't try to act big and bad now its too late you had your chance.

baddog · 01-10-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisExtreme

Stupid ass, I stood up in your face and called you the pussy that you are. You didn't do shit about so don't try to act big and bad now its too late you had your chance.

You called me what? Fuck you idiot, you didn't say shit, just asked a lot of questions and rambled on and on.

I wonder how brave you would have been without the backup. It was fun watching you jump when I reached into my coat pocket though. Although you should probably get the bodyguard to step in front if you thought I was going to pull out a gun.

Alex · 01-10-2005, 10:38 PM

Bump for more drama

Top Jimmy · 01-10-2005, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

"With my right foot, I can knock off your face. With my left, I can kick your nose. With this (raises right hand), I can poke your eyes out. With this (raises left hand), I can break your neck. Take a good look at my face. I'm an oriental."

I totally forget about that line. Was that Kentucky Fried Movie, or They call me Bruce? I have to get that movie again.

foolio · 01-10-2005, 10:44 PM

lol, glad i read this thru till the real drama

eroswebmaster · 01-10-2005, 10:47 PM

drama is fun yo'

Raven · 01-10-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Guess I am not hep to what's cool these days . . . would you be impressed if your account rep had a bodyguard?

Actually, I'd be worried that my rep NEEDED one.....

newbreed · 01-10-2005, 10:58 PM

Hmmm, must have been a shitty nobody company. If they were worth a shit, you would not have known they were there until you were on your ass or in the hospital. Next time hire a real protection specialiast, not an off-duty security gaurd.

ChrisExtreme · 01-10-2005, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

You called me what? Fuck you idiot, you didn't say shit, just asked a lot of questions and rambled on and on.

I wonder how brave you would have been without the backup. It was fun watching you jump when I reached into my coat pocket though. Although you should probably get the bodyguard to step in front if you thought I was going to pull out a gun.

Once again stupid ass you had your shot and did nothing. You couldn't even form a sentence to explain yourself, you just stood there studdering, and trying to find some to let you into their taxi so you could get out of there. Just because other people were around doesn't make any of them my body guards you moron. But you keep talking shit and I'll step to you again at the next show. This way once again you can do nothing. Pussy!

Drake · 01-10-2005, 11:06 PM

I walk through a crowd only with my fists but I do it with broken glass inside the soles of my shoes

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