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Do Canadians ever work?
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Nah, we got a great welfare system. Work is discouraged.
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Jenna was just on the news. Is she Canadian?
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Well, im sure we have one or 2 Jenna's up here. I mean, out of 30 million people, you gotta figure the odds favor it.
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Makes you wonder don't it?
http://www.fyilondon.com/cgi-bin/niv...41520.html&a=1 Article about the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) and about 100 other provincial government workers, but I think they've charged/reprimanded/dismissed many many more since this article. btw, Are we still calling New Brunswick a Province? <font face="Verdana">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sites Against Censorship</font></a> Support something worthwhile, support your future! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 09-07-2001).] |
New Brunswick? I thought that was the bowling alley manufacturer...
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haha my favorite was when the damn french truck drivers went on strike for being overworked! they were bitching about working 35 hours a week....GFY!
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Quebec is that place that's got french people that think they're their own country isn't it?
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Don't start about the Quebec separatists, you'll start a fucking board-war.
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hahah I like the OPP They let me off on a Speeding ticket when i was going over the Speed limit By 70 Kilometers and hour ahahah
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Newfoundlanders are all for it too ... It would make the drive to Toronto 11 hours shorter !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif ------------------ http://www.exxxtrememedia.com/embut.gif The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family |
Fuck ya Gary, Quebec is better than the rest of Canada :P
although I couldn't care less if we're still in or out hehe :P you guyz are just jaleous our chicks are hotter than yours ROFL :P |
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These girls take fabulous care of themselves, and almost always had a solid gold personality ... a real treat to work with ... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif I miss my French strippers http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif ------------------ http://www.exxxtrememedia.com/embut.gif The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family |
montreal's chicks are the best http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif
I don't really hate the rest of canada, just kidding hehe.. I have taken a trip arround canada... and I was surprised to see so little french in all the provinces which are supposed to be bilingual... but I didn't care much hehe.. guess it depends where you go... cuz manitobans I found were a really nice group of people, really welcoming... so were albertans in Jasper,... fuckin nice place.. but toronto wasn't as welcoming, and vancouver also.... altthough vancouver is SO set back... people just take it easy there LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif |
I once had a french stripper in Mexico back in the early 90's. My GOD we laid a lovin on each other for about 5 glorious days, she was amazing. (and according to her so was I)
I miss my french stripper from Longueil, so busty, blonde and fine she was. She had kind of a big shnozz, but I was drunk beyond the moon for the whole 2 weeks I was down there, so she looked normal. What a goddess. I also had to defend some nice honeymooners from Quebec who were being harrassed by some guys from Toronto about them being "separatists". I had to tell ol' Toronto boys to fuck right off. They did, end of story. People are even ignorant on vacation, imagine. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sites Against Censorship</font></a> Support something worthwhile, support your future! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> |
I french kissed a stripper once.
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that's the prob... people think that all french Quebec People are seperatist, and then treat them like they doN't belong in Canada... what do you expect them to do/think?
that's a vicious circle... that's why I never get into politics... all I care is for the taxes to go down LOL :P leave me my Montreal Girls, My Schwartz and my Welcoming People, and I'll be happy http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif |
I have a Canadian friend of Chinese extraction, who came out to Australia back in the 70's. He originally came from Bamf, Alberta, yet had to learn French to teach in Calgary. Fuck, I didn't think there were that many frogs leaping onto the back of cattle in the stampede to justify that. I think he came out to Australia because of our lack of snow and French.
Back in the early nineties, I met this French speaking couple in Australia. I thought they were from from France,.. they were from Quebec. The wife could hardly speak English, yet was a teacher in Quebec. I hope they work out their Anglo/French thing in Canada. Could you Yankees imagine having to learn Texan ( aka George Bush Jnr speech ) as a second language http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif |
Did anyone read the whole article? Some guy "got in trouble for incessant visits to Web sites belonging to CBC"
What is this guy, a news junkie?? I can understand wasting much of the day at porn sites, or gambling sites, or e-bay -- but the CBC?? What's he doing -- trying to find old clips of Wayne and Shuster (now there's a reference only a real Canuck -- a real old one -- will get). http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif BTW -- if you hear someone speaking French and can't tell if they're French or from Quebec -- you don't know much French. The accent, voabulary, and even some aspects of grammar are noticably different. CD -- ever get up to see the whales or bears in Churchill? [This message has been edited by Rob Roy (edited 09-08-2001).] |
Careful Mag, i'll drive my dogsled down to montreal and beat you with Mr brian's cat.
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<font size=6>Vive le Quebec Libre !!!</font>
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Vive La Quebec Gay
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Of course not, why do you think we have so many "working" at our office...lol
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qubec is guy... their hockey team blows there language is CrAzY and they are total assholes.. plus you all smell like cheese http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif |
hockey team sux ass?
Off course, they only were the Team that had won the most Championship for the last 50+ years... the Yankees only recently won more than 'em http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif OK, they DO suck right now, but can't deny they had been the best in there times http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif Sticks, Odds are that in our so-called billingual country you will get way more French Canadian speaking english than the other way around |
It's funny how quick the "square heads" are at forgetting the mediocre Maple "Sirop" Leafs, and the Blue Gays (sp?) http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
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I bet most americans dont even know the number of provinces canada has. Come on, let's hear some answers. First one to answer correctly wins a car! Oh, in answer to the topic question, NO. The middle class pays 80% of their wages in taxes to support the rest of us mooching bums. No wonder canada is consistently rated as one of best places (or THE best place) to live every year. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif [This message has been edited by Juge (edited 09-12-2001).] |
So then they don't make bowling alleys?
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Just the pins Amp... AMF ran them outta the machine side of business. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif
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Juge: 30% of the canadians cannot tell al the provinces and territory that Canada have...and only 10% americans cannot tell all the states the US have...
hmm... But canada is cool...especially quebec! Et c'est très vrai que les filles sont TRÈS HOT à Montréal http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif |
Rob roy --
no, never been that far up. The Pas is as far as I've been north. That Clearwater lake was pretty cool, 160 feet deep in the middle and you can see all the way to the bottom. Rod -- Who's providing your percentages??? Man you are wayyy off bro. "Only 10% of Americans cannot tell the states the US have"?? Are you NUTS? Probably. Every impromptu survey on the streets of any-city USA has consistantly proven that Americans actually CAN'T name more than one or two provinces at most. There was one survey done across a range of US cities on July the 4th of this year, and 1 out of 3 Americans asked couldn't even identify exactly what july 4th signified!! Approximately 20 Americans walking the streets of a city in Florida (Tampa I think) could not name even one province or the capital of Canada or name it's prime minister. The closest any of them came to naming a province was "Molsen" or "Moosehead". One thought that Ottawa was a province, so he got a point for knowing the word "Ottawa". You will find that your %'s are boned big time Rod, and that not only can a very large # of Canadians name all of our provinces and territories, but we can name more states than many Americans. I would also hazard a good guess that we know more about world history than our US counterparts. How many Americans know all about the Alamo and Valley Forge, yet know nothing about the war of 1812 (where Canada kicked their asses but good) Every survey of general questions about Canada and even some US things, when put to US citizens and then shown on TV has been downright funny. Even my American friends laugh at that shit. I once had an American dude at a gas station in Orlando refuse to accept my U.S. traveler's cheque because it said in tiny print on it "Bank of Canada", yet beside the "$20.00" it also said "U.S.", but he kept saying "We don' take Canaydeean munny heer" DUHHHHHH!! I could NOT convince this moron that it WAS US money purchased in Canada!! As for "vive la quebec", I agree, Quebec is a great province, and most of the people there are awesome. I have tons of relatives that live there, and I lived in Montreal for 2 months during the 76 Olympics, it was great (aside from the dogshit everywhere). It's not Quebec that sucks with big lips, it's the separatist extremists that bite the big one. Fortunately they are in the minority. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/An...cool_shine.gif * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sites Against Censorship</font></a> Support something worthwhile, support your future! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 09-08-2001).] |
I'm just gonna stay right here in California.
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Kill the language laws.
Did you know if your a store owner your signs had to have french letters 1.5x bigger than the english ones. They have "Language Police" who go around measuring signs. There was a lawsuit not too long ago Quebec VS Montreal Website Owner. This guy was running a business online and the language police demanded that his site shuts down if he didn't change his content to french. He did win but at the same time spent thousands on lawyers. Talk about unfair. They should also kill the whole french is mandatory in College. If your in an English college I highly doubt you plan on sticking around a french company to wotk with. To become a canadian citizen you must take an oral test. A major part of the test consist of naming each provice + territory. Maybe this explains why most canadians know where each province is etc.. But then again the US has 4x as much to memorize http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif as far as chicks go they cant get any easier they pratically walk around with a sign saying "do me". Peace ------------------ Abby
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Sorry Dude, But you seem to forget an imporftant reality, there is 5 million french speaking people in North-America against 350 million english speaking persons.
This is why there are laws to protect the french culture in quebec from the colonial attemps of english loyalist from high-canada to assimilate the french speaking population. Just look 40 years ago (hehe my parents where not even in canada at that time, nor was I even remotely close to be born) when on St-Catherine, every store was english and controled by a few english elite (Eaton, Simpson, Berks, GreenBerg, SteinBerg ... you name it) There as been tremendous discrimination against the french as a whole in this country (Like not being able to receive document ion french at your place of work in a fench dominated at 80% by french for exemple) and now that they are trying to take over their culture and assure it's survival (Not to end up like the people you guys deported in Acadie!) you can't stand it. Well it's ok my imperialist, colonialist , loyalist, english friend, you can kiss the Queen rings all you want, this culture is assuming it's identity now and are more and more assuming it's autonomy. The time is comming when you will have to treat this nation with respect, or else, the end of the confederation is near. ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links [This message has been edited by wiZd0m (edited 09-08-2001).] |
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i only know one canadian, hes dumb as shit
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But i bet he doesn't post twice just to get his signature in. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
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