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RedShoe 10-21-2004 12:36 PM

This dumb BITCH! What should I do? (pics)
 
So I'm walking around the house and peeking out the windows. (I peek out the windows all the time... I have no idea why). And I see this dumb girl pulling up right in front of my drive way. So I watch and she gets out with her car HALF in my drive way. I could have sworn that she looked right at me as I was watching her do this.

She gets back in her car and pulls forward about an inch, and then gets out to check. She does that like 8 times. She's trying not to hit the van that's a foot in front of her.

So with 9 inches to go, she just gets out and walks away... with her car STILL IN MY FUCKIN' DRIVE WAY!!!

http://bootybone.com/gfy/car-01.jpg
http://bootybone.com/gfy/car-02.jpg
http://bootybone.com/gfy/car-03.jpg

This just happened like 5 minutes ago. So what should I do? Just back my truck right into it? Tow it? wait for her and yell at her when she gets back? kick my trash can over into her car?

Manowar 10-21-2004 12:38 PM

go and put a dent in it.

AudreyLive 10-21-2004 12:38 PM

Bwahahaha :) Destroy her car :1orglaugh

TheLegacy 10-21-2004 12:39 PM

follow her with that webcam of yours right up to her window and keep it there until she gets back in her car and moves.

CybermedAndy 10-21-2004 12:39 PM

Go spraypaint redshoe on the hood

Bryan Havoc 10-21-2004 12:40 PM

I think you should find some dog shit and wipe it on the underside of her door handles.

tranza 10-21-2004 12:40 PM

Key her car.... Or have it towed...

Fred Quimby 10-21-2004 12:40 PM

Just call the cops and get it towed.

okny 10-21-2004 12:40 PM

You have more then enough room to pull your car out.

SetTheWorldonFire 10-21-2004 12:40 PM

Where's that guy that pounded that pt cruiser at?

Sosa 10-21-2004 12:40 PM

call for it to be towed away, say you can't get your vehicle out

BVF 10-21-2004 12:41 PM

You're too late...I would have told that bitch to move her shit BEFORE she walked off.

Learn to harness your "Ignorant Power".....I have class but I'll get IGNORANT if it's needed. Some people only understand something when you have your foot up their ass or you're cussing them out.

Just like that other thread I made the other day about the boy who was calling me and harrassing me because he at first acted like a black teenage girl on the phone. I told him to stop calling me but he didn't...So I called back and cussed his MAMA out and I haven't heard shit from him since.

421Fill 10-21-2004 12:41 PM

lol, chicks have no distance judgement. Woulda been funny if you had video taped her 8 failed attempts, then showed it to her as she came back out.

Looks like there was a wide open spot accross the street, too. LOL

Kel 10-21-2004 12:41 PM

Don't lose hair over the anger. Not worth it. Put a polite note on her windshield asking her not to do it again. I'm sure she'll comply. :)

kmanrox 10-21-2004 12:41 PM

although i'd be pissed too, from an outsiders perspective i'd say you're overreacting... you can get your car out of the driveway, you just feel your space is violated...

that being said i'd shoot a BB at it (from the other side of the road in order not to implicate you) [dont forget to hide your BB gun for when the cops come to your door...

cheers!

michel 10-21-2004 12:41 PM

Are you planning to leave? Not that it matters, you can't get passed that car without hitting it?

Gabriel 10-21-2004 12:42 PM

Go park your truck behind it, so you're half on your driveway and half in the street. Hope she isn't in a hurry.

sean416 10-21-2004 12:42 PM

lol I cant beleive you took pictures, its not worth it! like chris rock said

"LET IT SLIDE"

Fred Quimby 10-21-2004 12:42 PM

or,,,you can do my fav thing:

Just open a quart of oil and pour it on her windshield.

Then open a bottle of break fluid and pour it on her car.

Basic_man 10-21-2004 12:43 PM

fuck the bitch ! :thumbsup

swoop 10-21-2004 12:44 PM

So what's the verdict? What happened?

WebTitan 10-21-2004 12:44 PM

you can call the police and demand they have it towed it...i have done that before. if it is blocking your drive, they are required to ticket and tow

smack 10-21-2004 12:45 PM

get that motherfucker TOWED!

mindoza 10-21-2004 12:46 PM

cover her car with post its that say "STUPID BITCH"....It will make you feel better and will piss her off..but no violence or destruction of car that will only get you in trouble!!!!

pornguy 10-21-2004 12:47 PM

Just remember that anything that you do to damage her car can cost you, in money, or time in jail.


The best thing to do is go to the neighbors house and ask them to move the car. And leave it at that.

eroswebmaster 10-21-2004 12:48 PM

I have at least 3 houses in my cul de sac that has illegal immigrants living in them.

One's a pot dealer.

Anyway my next door neighbor looks like he's starting a used car biz...and has for going on 2 + years now had at least 1 car parked just like that encroaching into my driveway.

Sometimes they'll move it..but I have to do one of those Seinfeld shows moves...kinda like the move where you look over your shoulder when someone's being loud at the theater.

I usually have to get out of my car....look at that car in a real obvious manner and then look back at them.

Now Friday night fight nights are another matter. Jesus it might as well be Cinco De Mayo on my block....cars everywhere...disco balls hanging from the car port...music blaring...people drinking and watching the fight on the front lawn where the tv now sits.

Honestly I don't complain much...I 'm not one for fucking with my neighbors...that way they don't fuck with me when I do some stupid shit.

spentrent 10-21-2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
Learn to harness your "Ignorant Power".....I have class but I'll get IGNORANT if it's needed.
Wow for YEARS I couldn't put my finger on the right name for that concept. Ignorant Power... I'm gonna use that.

asuna 10-21-2004 12:50 PM

I got a fucking neighbour that does that, his exwife always parks a little over my side, so when I back out, I gotta be extra careful

Gabriel 10-21-2004 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I have at least 3 houses in my cul de sac that has illegal immigrants living in them.

One's a pot dealer.

Anyway my next door neighbor looks like he's starting a used car biz...and has for going on 2 + years now had at least 1 car parked just like that encroaching into my driveway.

Sometimes they'll move it..but I have to do one of those Seinfeld shows moves...kinda like the move where you look over your shoulder when someone's being loud at the theater.

I usually have to get out of my car....look at that car in a real obvious manner and then look back at them.

Now Friday night fight nights are another matter. Jesus it might as well be Cinco De Mayo on my block....cars everywhere...disco balls hanging from the car port...music blaring...people drinking and watching the fight on the front lawn where the tv now sits.

Honestly I don't complain much...I 'm not one for fucking with my neighbors...that way they don't fuck with me when I do some stupid shit.


hahaha you just described my uncle...

Gynecologist 10-21-2004 12:51 PM

Street parking is tight in my neighborhood as well and often these dumb women will park so close to other cars that the other cars get trapped.

Women cannot drive.

nofx 10-21-2004 12:52 PM

place your trashcan on the hood of her car and stay by and watch to see what she does when she comes back.

bringer 10-21-2004 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny
You have more then enough room to pull your car out.
from looking at the pictures theres enough room if he goes threw his grass and over the curb or drives a miada. i say you invite a friend over who doesnt have anything to do all day and block her in. when she comes and knock on your door wait 5 seconds then turn off your tv or lights. make her walk home

KingAsher 10-21-2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
So I'm walking around the house and peeking out the windows. (I peek out the windows all the time... I have no idea why). And I see this dumb girl pulling up right in front of my drive way. So I watch and she gets out with her car HALF in my drive way. I could have sworn that she looked right at me as I was watching her do this.

She gets back in her car and pulls forward about an inch, and then gets out to check. She does that like 8 times. She's trying not to hit the van that's a foot in front of her.

So with 9 inches to go, she just gets out and walks away... with her car STILL IN MY FUCKIN' DRIVE WAY!!!

This just happened like 5 minutes ago. So what should I do? Just back my truck right into it? Tow it? wait for her and yell at her when she gets back? kick my trash can over into her car?

I feel you on that one, I live in Studio City and people around there have no fucking clue how to park nor drive for that matter, EXTREMELY annoying!!!

RedShoe 10-21-2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny
You have more then enough room to pull your car out.
Have you seen my truck? That thing barely drives straight as it is. Getting it out of the drive way which is curved, (it's hard to tell in those pics) is always a chore.

wdsguy 10-21-2004 12:54 PM

get that sht towed!!!

bringer 10-21-2004 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wdsguy
get that sht towed!!!
getting towed just pisses her off, something you most likely wont get to witness. blocking her in will make for a nice show

Tricksy 10-21-2004 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabriel
Go park your truck behind it, so you're half on your driveway and half in the street. Hope she isn't in a hurry.
good idea! :thumbsup

RedShoe 10-21-2004 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingAsher
I feel you on that one, I live in Studio City and people around there have no fucking clue how to park nor drive for that matter, EXTREMELY annoying!!!
Shit, it might be the same chick!

wdsguy 10-21-2004 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I have at least 3 houses in my cul de sac that has illegal immigrants living in them.

One's a pot dealer.

Anyway my next door neighbor looks like he's starting a used car biz...and has for going on 2 + years now had at least 1 car parked just like that encroaching into my driveway.

Sometimes they'll move it..but I have to do one of those Seinfeld shows moves...kinda like the move where you look over your shoulder when someone's being loud at the theater.

I usually have to get out of my car....look at that car in a real obvious manner and then look back at them.

Now Friday night fight nights are another matter. Jesus it might as well be Cinco De Mayo on my block....cars everywhere...disco balls hanging from the car port...music blaring...people drinking and watching the fight on the front lawn where the tv now sits.

Honestly I don't complain much...I 'm not one for fucking with my neighbors...that way they don't fuck with me when I do some stupid shit.


its time to move outta east la

wdsguy 10-21-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
getting towed just pisses her off, something you most likely wont get to witness. blocking her in will make for a nice show
haha u have a good point


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