quit crying? or key it :1orglaugh

If you have truck then do what i would do fix her car, hey what she going to say she was in the drive way.

go over there and have sex wtih her

your in N. holly right. ill go super glue the locks an windshield wipers. Just for the fuck it.

yeah! back up and wrack the car! :glugglug

Hurry down to you local auto parts store, get a spay can of Aircraft paint remover. Spray Stupid Bitch on the passenger side and forget it...............next time she washes her car she will get the message...................right down to metal.

LMAO fuck i love your story RedShoe ;-)

You got silicone in the house? If so go silicone her doors shut lol then you can watch her trying to open the door :1orglaugh

print out that image of her walking away with a title above it that says: "10,000 horny surfers are watching your ass right now!" and stick it on her windshield.

fuck all that dumb shit...no need to destroy her property...

Just call her a BITCH and tell her bitch ass to move her car. Simple as that. No property destroyed, no police called, no charges.

Then you can go back in the house with your wife and chill out.

50 dumb bitches...

I would have told the bitch to move her shit before she got out of the car.

Life is too short.
Choose your battles carefully.
At first I thought you were bitching that she blocked the garbage guys from picking up your trash.
At best, leave a note on her car asking to be more respectiful where she chooses to park.

lol, thats funny you took pictures :glugglug

Sic turd on her, that stupid bitch.

kill her

Jerk off and put the cum under her door handles.

Do you actually need to go anywhere or back out of your driveway? If not, I wouldn't stress over it since it really doesn't matter.

If you honestly need to get out, then call the police and tell them your driveway is blocked.

I think it's awesome that you not only peeked out the window, but you took pictures :thumbsup

Thats a start to a good porno :2 cents:

Shoot her...............or just wait untill she leaves and tell her that shes stupid

I would let it go this time. She obviously made an effort to stay out of your way but do to her female driving skills was unable to. If she does it again I would ask her if she could park some where else.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This would be an excellent time for me to google for some facts on auto injuries, accidents, insurance claims, deaths, tickets, repair costs, etc. There's a reason our gender is cheaper to insure, you know? :Graucho

Do you have somewhere to go?

a few ways you can go about this...

forget about it, sit back and light up a blunt.. pop open a beer whatever your choice is and life will go on

have her ticketed and then towed.... will cost her more this way, but she will know who did it

Superglue her wipers to the windshield, next time it rains the rubber will rip away from the arms and the metal may or may not scratch her windows. Will beblamed on a ex and you will be in the clear

Lastly, hang out front for her and when she comes back to the car talk her into being content

shoot her irl

ugh, cant... reply... to.. angry :feels-hot :mad: :feels-hot

women are more likley to have an accident in a parking lot or some place stupid like that and more often. when a guy has a car wrek its done right. 90 mph on the freeway

Lean the trash cans against her car so she has to move them or knock them over to get out. There will be trash all over your yard and the sidewalk. Call the police and pin her for littering and vandalizing. Or hit and run.

:1orglaugh
i avoid accidents daily from women in tanks(tahoes) one their cell phone thinking they own the road
"im sorry i cut you off, look at my tits. things ok now? bye"

go round up the neighbourhood kids. Maybe like 10 of them, as many as you can get. Give them all $5 and .. I duno where this is going... Just chill until you need to go out. Or go get a dead cat or dog, Put it under the back of her car, when she comes back run outside screaming about your lost pet. hahaha that would be gold. Remember to videptape it too.

I love this story - what will happen? oh the drama...

Back up! Yep, I say back'er up!

GIVE'ER!

Best soloution. anything else will come back on you legally.