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Learn how to FUCK PLEASE.....
.... i was just wondering, WHY most men knows shit about fucking ? WHY they imagine that pumping me until i bang my head on the wall at the top of the bed is fun? WHY do they imagine that fucking is some sort of sport, that performance when you fuck means how fast you move your ass, or how hard you stroke...Girls, please educate them....
Yours sincere...EMY |
my girl likes me to keep it deep and push slowly until she is getting near, than i can do the olympics.
but not all girls are the same. |
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Inset dick in and out till your done, thats all there is isnt it? lol
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I always keep a note taped to the headboard so i remember how to fuck.
NOTE TO SELF: 1. put in 2. pull out 3. repeat if necessary. |
Why dont women remember the following rule to help us out a little.
If you want sex at bed time, reach over and give the love wand a few pulls. If you dont want sex, then give it about 3thousand pulls. Regards, PG |
LOL some of us know better madam but Tempest is correct, most guys can care less if you get yours and society makes it ok basically.
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i fuck the way i love it, not the way she wants :Graucho
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Long as she dont say "DEEPER" :1orglaugh |
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oh.. I don't have one... never mind.. |
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this thread makes me laugh, my last GF just wanted to get fucked good and hard, as fast sa i can go. and as hard as i can go. she liked quickies, so it was all good. :)
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most bitches just lay back and complain what you do wrong. why dont you step up and do it you whore |
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I didn't think women under the age of 30 really enjoyed sex anyway so didn't matter how it was approached. Hmm, ya learn something new everyday.
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The girl Im having sex with now always got off well when it was fast and hard, but then I learned she likes it slow too, so long as its still hard, go figure right? Guys are so much less complicated :thumbsup
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For a young man, it's a win win situation anyhow:winkwink: |
I dont have sex, I make love.:winkwink:
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you gotta be selfish to enjoy sex, it's hard for a woman to learn that |
You need kamasutra
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The problem is first you have to find a guy who gives a fuck if you get off or not.... then you have to guide him, since every girl likes it different. I love finding those guys who think sex is 10x hotter when a girl cums, they're so fun.
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I like to change it up on my wife all the time sometimes I just grab her and fuck the shit out of her and other times I just take it slow and easy...
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where can I get lessons ?
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How you doin? |
I got the book of Karma sutra... :Graucho
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How many strokes does it take to get to the creamy center of a cocksicle?
Don't stop until you get the answer bitch! |
Could you be so kind to explain to us how to fuck then?
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there done |
My dad told me a joke many, many years ago which I found to be, not a joke, but the truth.
"Old bull and young bull standing on a hill, looking down at a herd of heffers. Young bull is hopping around, saying, "Let's, let's, let's run down there and make love to one of them heffers." "Old bull looks at him and says, "No, let's WALK down and make love to ALL of them!" I think the women here agree, you get them off and there's no way you'll walk away unsatisfied. Myself, I like "hours" rather than "minutes." While there's a time for "fast," there's more time for "slow." I'd rather be "in" than "off." What say you, ladies??? |
(need help) how do you have great sex if you ejaculate too fast?
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