You learn "C-O-N-T-R-O-L." Ask any woman. She'll show you how. That is, if you're not to macho to ask. It was a woman who taught me "dusk to dawn."

You guys work in porn, and haven't picked up any pointers?

:2 cents:

Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango.

I've fucked well over my fair share of women and love to give pleasure, anyone who has met me and Eva will tell you her smile is permanent, but one of the things I find is a lot of women can't fuck to save there life.

They fall into different catagories.

(A) You are so lucky I'm letting you.

(B) Move in the wrong direction at the wrong time.

(C) Spend all night stroking my leg or neck, get wise what turns you on does not turn me on.

(D) Those that take two hours to orgasm. Honey it is not my fault that you are slow.

(E) Those that take 30 seconds and after 15 minutes have had enough.

(F) Those that think I want my hearing impaired or the people in the next town to know I'm getting laid.

(G) Those that start threads complaining about men's performance assuming they are God's gift to the art of love making because they have a pussy.

I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it.

EROTEEK until you can prove that you are a good lover do us a favour and STFU!!

*End rant*

Exactly, give him some pointers. It's not as if you all like the same thing.

I'm fun then?

I have yet to find a girl who even ASKS if she could cum in my mouth, or wants me to stop and use my hand right before she has an orgasm. But, from her, I'll take a load in the face, leave the stuff on, rub it around and use it as mouthwash, lube, cologne or a desert topping.

Oh, and BTW - I'm a porn star & I've only gotten good head from a handfull of women in my life. Put some damn effort into it at least. I can take about 45 seconds of bad head.

You can come a second time.
Or yerk off :glugglug

Its called cock worshiping!!!!

Learn how to suck a good dick and I gurantee you that your man will be out to please you....


To bring your Oral skillz to par you must practice 2-3 times per day!


get to it or you will never have a good fuck


:thumbsup

I pity you if you don't have to repeat !!

Why don't you just get on top and control the whole thing yourself then?

You need to fuck more artists :Graucho

i am the definition of sex olympics

These answers show that most guys only think with one tiny head!

yeh that pretty much sums me up...

Do you do one on one consulting by any chance?

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

I'm an early bird too, but just learn how to keep it up after you pop.

Thankfully I can last forever these days, which has its own share of problems..

No matter what happens, at least I don't have to worry about getting mine. In, pop, out, washcloth, go back to it for another hour. :glugglug

:)

Originally posted by charly
Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango.

I've fucked well over my fair share of women and love to give pleasure, anyone who has met me and Eva will tell you her smile is permanent, but one of the things I find is a lot of women can't fuck to save there life.

They fall into different catagories.

(A) You are so lucky I'm letting you.

(B) Move in the wrong direction at the wrong time.

(C) Spend all night stroking my leg or neck, get wise what turns you on does not turn me on.

(D) Those that take two hours to orgasm. Honey it is not my fault that you are slow.

(E) Those that take 30 seconds and after 15 minutes have had enough.

(F) Those that think I want my hearing impaired or the people in the next town to know I'm getting laid.

(G) Those that start threads complaining about men's performance assuming they are God's gift to the art of love making because they have a pussy.

I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it.

EROTEEK until you can prove that you are a good lover do us a favour and STFU!!

*End rant*

Charly? do i sense a bit of frustration there? no matter how much i respect you "business related"... i am NOT a gerontofile...so proving i am a good lover is out of the question for you sweetie...

...been there, done that....


... I have yet to find a man who FAKES an orgasm...

You should bash your own head in the wall ... learn how to suck my cock proprely and I'l give you tne attention you need

Hey...I put if necessary..implying that it does sometimes happen and I need to know what to do if steps 1 and 2 dont get me to home plate..know what im saying..

:Graucho :glugglug

I thought all guys were like this. I must be weird, but I think it's the weird my girlfriend likes. :winkwink:

My girl likes it no matter what I do. She always tells me what a big cock I have and moans at the right time, but then again she is a whore and I pay her $300 per hour.

You have to teach them how YOU wanna be fucked.... if you give them the impression you are into the headbanging sex, then that's exactly what you are going to get.......... I am a woman, but I also know men aren't mindreaders and we have to tell them what we like and don't like......... but have THAT attitude and chances are, you probably won't get fucked by the same guy twice often....... rotfl

Everyone is different, there's nothing wrong with a good, fun fuck every now and then, and a very romantic, slow sex is great too.... but they don't know and aren't mindreaders, you have to convey to them what mode you are in and when.

I don't mean walk up to him and say "Honey, I want ya to fuck me hard tonight and soft tomorrow night" and lay out a plan....... there are tons of ways to let them know......

Same as us girls don't know how they like to have their blowjobs unless they TELL US!! A simple but very productive thing to do in my opinion... LOL

Well how exactly do you want a guy to fuck you? Slow? Fast? Deep? Shallow? Spinning in circles? Gotta tell us how you want it, or we'll just keep doing it the way we want it :)

My advice:

girls, use your men! use them to satisfy your carnal desires! make them your sex slaves...tie them up with chains...

:Graucho :321GFY :winkwink:

Emmy, charge him,or enjoy....:321GFY

I can just imagine the kind of men your attitude attracts.. no wonder you're dissatisfied

Then you need to drink lots of Pineapple juice before you make love, because a few women do like it.

You are very right about bad blow jobs. :thumbsup

Problem with most women is they are fast to complain about a guys performance, but few ever think it could be them. That was the point of my post.

No frustration from my side, as I said ask anyone who has met Eva and me.

No the frustration was with women in general who complain about men in bed. Yes some of them are crap, but often this can be put right with some guidance.

Girls you want men to be better lovers and more in tune with what you nedd?

THEN TEACH US WHAT TO DO, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING
Sex is a joint venture, both lovers have to teach the other what to do. The first time I make love to a new lover is special it's about discovering what she needs and teaching her what I need.

I was taught to do this by a lover a long time ago, I was lucky I had a teacher not a moaner. :Graucho

I'm pretty sure that is a tropical fruit drink and not a cum shot.

... yeah, i am not easy to satisfy, nor am i just happy and wet when a man looks at me, but eventually, at some age i will get there too...until then, i have my demands, and as long as i do all i can to satisfy his...i expect the same... some ppl here supposed it's me, my fault, and so on....sure, if his dick would never rise or quickly go to sleep, that would be my fault, it's not the case.... some others say i have to ask to get what i want.... that's what i do most of the time, and that's the reason 99% of the time i sit on top, to control the "dance" it's just sometimes i really want to FEEL the weight of a man on me,....

I completely agree with everything you've said here and can identify, sans the porn star part.

Just to add to it, TRY to move away from a girl when she's about to cum. It isn't pretty and the aftermath is something like the current wrath of nature in a hurricane battered florida.

you'll never get that kind of sex from a subbie

..that's what i do most of the time, but there are soooo many of you fuckable there, and so few who know how to do it....so from time to time i feel tired and ask the other girls for a bit of help...check the end of my original post....


oh, and btw... i was nOT expecting that from a real man...

ahh... ok now I have it

you are a dominant that wants to be treated like a sub.. very difficult position you've put yourself in there Eroteek

also.. try being a little nicer for god's sake.. you're mean and that's not attractive

Insert penis, pull out 3 seconds later, job done!

hate to break the ice, but it's actually robert duval telling that joke to sean pen in colors:
http://krisb.free.fr/lettre%20C/images%20C/colors.jpg