FastSize: I see a blatant lie on your site
 

At fastsize.com it is said that your product is 'doctor approved'. Following the link I get to a statement made by Dr. Henry Miller, NB a clinical psychologist! The text goes along with a pic of a doctor (white coat, stethoscope hanging around neck). This is deceptive advertising!

A psychologist is not a medical doctor. Therefore there is no reason for these guys to wear white coats or use stethoscopes.
Furthermore, the guy has zero right of speaking! What does a psychologist know about penis anatomy and manipulation thereof?

Correct this asap please.

people who believe cock pills do anything need their head examined... hence the psychologist maybe? LOL

I have nothing but love for fastsize but that's fucking funny. :1orglaugh

these aren't size pills

:1orglaugh

silence

He might not be a real doctor but he DID stay at a holiday inn express:thumbsup

what?

:1orglaugh

Oh - kewl - going to check this out ...
BUT FIRST SUPPER ...
cya in a bit

Of course he can call himself 'Dr. Miller', but not 'a doctor'.

Why don't they put statements there made by doctors in history or a foreign language? Uh?

oh, so fastsize don't sell size pills? i guess i made a wrongful logical assumption...

*shrug*

He's not a medical doctor and your not a lawyer so stop dispensing legal advice.

-Tony

ROFL ... I really don't see what a psychologist could do ... they cannot even predict medication here in canada .

im a doctor

i suggest you take 3 doses of shut the fuck up
and 400mg of yourmotherismyanalsexslaveacillin

that is all

All he needs is a thread entitled "does fast size shave" and he's passed the landmark of all successful programs.

Congratulations to the crew at fastsize.

of course they can't, they can do that nowhere. Psychologists are not doctors.

I'm not dispensing any legal advice at all, just saying what I see and why I don't like it.

they sell mechanical penis extenders :winkwink:

why, man? If you promote a product or looking into doing so, don't you want it to be good?

If you want to "predict" medicine then you're better off with a psychic, not a psychologist :thumbsup



:winkwink:

roflmao ...
that is hilarious ...
my research continues ...

maybe "clinically - they have been convinced it's bigger?"
lol ...

I really believe an applied force will enlarge many parts of the human body. I am searching for conclusive proof that it will or will not for the human clitoris-glans.

sexed, you're a sick bastard :1orglaugh

Oh it's marketing, get over it. He didn't say Dr. Henry Miller, MD, if it did, then it would be different.

they do? ouch!

Alright, alright - ok... I am calling your bluff.

hahaha

yeah, that's gotta be it :1orglaugh

Henry Miller

Obviously not a made up name either!!!!!!!

shoulda called him Hugh Jorgan... now that woulda been funny!

I'm assuming you don't realize that clinical psychologists ARE doctors because they deal with brain makeup and chemistry, not just pathology. They do research and brain surgery and devlop all those anti psychotic drugs you should be on. Think before you speak.

Oh, and fastsize rocks either way.

Psychologists do prescribe medicine

get a clue they are not doctors
they did not goto medical school

they can't provide prescriptions.

:1orglaugh

No serious doctor WOULD EVER approve a penis enlargement program -- because they simply DON'T WORK. I am NOT saying that this makes it WRONG to sell systems and pills that claim to enlarge the schlong. But it IS wrong to make false claims. Besides, you don't REALLY need the 'doctor approved' shit to make sales. Men are idiots, basically, and will buy regardless.

Psycologists are NOT doctors. You can become a psychologist after only 4 years in college with a Bachelor's degree. My ex gf is a psychologist, but a psych degree is fucking useless so she is now secretary :P

A psychiaratrist on the other hand has to get a doctoral degree and would be considered a doctor in my book...

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Mike Hoac says it's all true :thumbsup

You know the shoe company called Dr. Shoels?...

Matt

Whats the problem.

Did the Shrinks Dink Shrink?

He said clinical psychologist, not a fucking counselor. That takes grad school, at least. You can't put the word DOCTOR before your name without a DOCTORATE. You don't get those in 4 years.

Take your own advice and get a clue. Do you think all those crazy people on prozac prescribed it to themselves???


This wouldn't piss me off so much if I weren't a biopsych major so unlike you assholes I'm not talking entirely out of my ass.