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DarkJedi 08-17-2004 02:14 PM

Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee - who would win ?
 
discuss

mrgica 08-17-2004 02:20 PM

Im sure Bruce Lee, his a legend he invented Jet Li :glugglug
Bruce Lee had it in his blood, I believe his only mission in life was to optimize his body for combat.

mookienow 08-17-2004 02:20 PM

Bruce Lee would fuck batman up.

kush 08-17-2004 02:21 PM

Chuck Norris!

Webcam Guru 08-17-2004 02:22 PM

Tie!

Fletch XXX 08-17-2004 02:22 PM

jet li isnt shit.

jackie chan is a choreographer, these guys cant fight like the Dragon

Jet Li (Lee) gee wonder who he is jocking

QuaWee 08-17-2004 02:22 PM

bruce lee

chemicaleyes 08-17-2004 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
discuss
no, cause we'll never know

NoCarrier 08-17-2004 02:23 PM

They would not fight and just hug each other.

Rick Latona 08-17-2004 02:24 PM

Bruce Lee had multiple real experiences actually fighting for his life. I don't know much about Jet Li. Has he had "real" combat?

chemicaleyes 08-17-2004 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
jet li isnt shit.

have you any real idea what Jet Li has done and how he grew up?

Pleasurepays 08-17-2004 02:25 PM

Bruce Lee might lose because he is dead.

discuss.

ShellyCrash 08-17-2004 02:25 PM

Bruce Lee was a combat fighter, Jet Li is a wire dancer. When Jet Li starts doing hand to hand expositions, then maybe he would be slightly comparable, but at this time I think you'd have to go with the proven talents of Bruce!
http://www.ibrewster.com/gallery/alb..._Bruce_Lee.jpg

freeadultcontent 08-17-2004 02:25 PM

Jackie Chans fat buddy.

Fletch XXX 08-17-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chemicaleyes
have you any real idea what Jet Li has done and how he grew up?
he is not bruce Lee thats for sure.

Face (o_0) 08-17-2004 02:26 PM

bruce lee would win


he was trained using a fighting method. Jet Li was trained using Wushu, a non fighting art.

tony286 08-17-2004 02:26 PM

Bruce Lee hands down

pornstar2pac 08-17-2004 02:26 PM

Chuck Norris would win.

Matthew 08-17-2004 02:27 PM

umm jet li is much faster and is working according to newest discoveries in anatomy

just my 2 cents, I have no idea who would win

Libertine 08-17-2004 02:29 PM

Royce Gracie.

ronin 08-17-2004 02:29 PM

Bruce Lee

BigasMoe 08-17-2004 02:30 PM

I think Kareem would kick the shit out of the both of them. Kareem lost to Bruce cause Bruce was the star of the movie.:thumbsup

freeadultcontent 08-17-2004 02:30 PM

will there be nunchucks? What about other weapons?
Are we talking both at their prime?
Will jet li fold out of fright when he see's bruce lee standing in front of him? (an idol and a dead one at that)

freeadultcontent 08-17-2004 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigasMoe
I think Kareem would kick the shit out of the both of them. Kareem lost to Bruce cause Bruce was the star of the movie.:thumbsup
Bruce trained kareem in oakland. Back when brothers could not get trained. Hell even whitey had it rough.

lickmymonster 08-17-2004 02:31 PM

The script would probably call for a draw.

DarkJedi 08-17-2004 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
jet li isnt shit.


On the contrary.

I think it would be like putting Mike Tyson in the ring with John L. Sullivan.

ShellyCrash 08-17-2004 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
Chuck Norris would win.
Okay- Chuck Norris -VS- Stephen Segal ?
http://2100.com/aikido/segalface.jpg

DarkJedi 08-17-2004 02:36 PM

how about Bruce Lee vs. Pei Mei ?

Manowar 08-17-2004 02:37 PM

Bruce Lee would wipe the floor with his face

Nader 08-17-2004 02:38 PM

Bruce Almighty :1orglaugh

axelcat 08-17-2004 02:38 PM

bruce lee

cherrylula 08-17-2004 02:40 PM

Bruce could definitely fuck some shit up. Those other big hollywood guys will always be in his shadow.

pornstar2pac 08-17-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShellyCrash
Okay- Chuck Norris -VS- Stephen Segal ?
http://2100.com/aikido/segalface.jpg



Jet Li:Graucho

Matthew 08-17-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NichePay_Nader
Bruce Almighty :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Strife 08-17-2004 03:10 PM

Bruce Lee would open a can of whoop ass on Jet Li

born4porn 08-17-2004 03:18 PM

Bruce! :thumbsup

zzgundamnzz 08-17-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona
Bruce Lee had multiple real experiences actually fighting for his life. I don't know much about Jet Li. Has he had "real" combat?
Yeah he's had real combat experience...

That work resulted in championships in 1975, 1977 and 1978. Finally, in 1979, Li received his highest achievement in martial arts when he was crowned Gold Champion at the Chinese National Martial Arts Competition. To this date no other man has won more titles.

Jet Li's celebrity in China was so great, that the government selected him to represent the country in over 45 countries by performing martial arts at various state functions.

http://www.askmen.com/men/entertainm...2c_jet_li.html

robfantasy 08-17-2004 03:35 PM

BRUCE FUCKING LEE

TheDoc 08-17-2004 03:38 PM

Jet Li:
School: (1971) Beijing Sports and Exercise
Awards:
(1974) Youth National Athletic Competition: Gold
(1975) 3rd National Games: Gold
(1977) National Martial Arts Competition: Gold
(1978) National Martial Arts Competition: Gold
(1979) 4th National Games: Gold
(1974 - 79) Internaional Guest Performer for Beijing Martial Arts team.

It was 1971 and the academic year was at an end, however the summer meant compulsory sports school for Lian-Jie and other schools in the Beijing district. It was now Lian-Jie was to begin a lifelong relationship with the martial art Wushu. To which the young boy remarked,
?Oh. What is martial arts? I don?t know. Tell me and I?ll learn?. Wushu turned out to be the military style kung fu martial art which combined theatrical grace and choreography with speed and agility.
For a novice Lian-Jie?s introduction to Wushu was a successful one. Having been selected for further training as well as normal schooling. The rapid riser fought in his first competition aged nine. With the award for excellence under his belt, Lian-Jie was now in increased daily training in preparation to represent his country.
The Pan Asian African Latin American Table Tennis Championship was the occasion for which Lian-Jie and his Wushu group would perform a pre games showcase. The pressure was intense.
?Practice was impossibly tiring, our motherland was expecting us to give a performance that was nothing less than perfect. We rehearsed the forms and routines countless times?. Even as a youngster Lian-Jie was aware of this vast responsibility. Needless to say he did not disappoint and the rewards were great, bestowed with the honour of meeting the Prime Minister Zhou En-lai, not to mention full time enrolement into the Beijing Sports and Exercise School.
Lian-Jie was expected to attend the exercise school six days a week, returning home on Sundays. His time at the school was set into strict guidelines. The daily routine began with a loud bell at 6 am, where pupils had to present themselves outside promptly. Following an hours training, washing and breakfast led into a long session until midday. Rest followed, however this was punctuated with display performances for visiting tourists who were announced via loudspeaker. Following more training, dinner, extra practice was warranted at 7 30 pm until 10 30 pm. This routine was to become the mainstay of Lian-Jie?s life for the next three years.
Before long, Lian-Jie was excelling at this admittedly punishing regime. His success was now being nurtured by trainer and coach Wu Bin, a former graduate of Beijing Sports University Wushu Department in 1963.
This man was to become instrumental in developing the lightening fast accuracy we associate with Li. Not only did Wu Bin pass on his own philosophy, but academic teachings. Representing a father figure to Lian-Jie he instilled education, integrity and confidence. Li recalls how he influenced his youth.
?He helped me steer clear of all obstacles and encouraged me never to give up. His admonitions and his patience in guiding me along will always remain in my heart of hearts?.
Wu Bin?s treatment although fair was still harsh. The coach being fully aware of how far to push Lian-Jie. The genuine care and high regard they held for each other went far beyond a typical teacher-pupil relationship. He often provided food packages to the struggling family after discovering an absence of meat in the diet was causing Lian-Jie to underperform his kicks and strikes.


Under Wu Bin?s tutillage Lian-Jie became accomplished at integrating kicking, punching, swordplay and agility into different Kung Fu styles. In addition to manipulating inner energy, chi he developed skills in monkey, dragon, crane and gun boxing.
For the first time in his life Lian-Jie learned to rationalise and philosophise about his unfortunate start in life. Now, Li tells of his early dissent,
?I felt that society wasn?t fair to me ? that I had been dealt a bad hand. In comparing my circumstances with others, I brought a lot of unhappiness upon myself which in turn caused many emotional ups and downs?.
He learned to master these issues with a new sense of perception. Three years passed to see Lian-Jie become a true artisan in his field.

In 1974 he was considered of sufficient talent to allow him entry to the Youth National Athletic Competition. With eighteen the upper age limit, the eleven year old won the highest accolades. Excelling at all that Wu Bin had taught him, including swordsmanship, boxing and spearplay etc.
Having now excited media attention, Lian-Jie was invited to be part of a Wushu group to partake in a goodwill tour of the USA. After taking in NYC and San Francisco the group found themselves performing on the White House lawn for President Richard Nixon. Following a magnificent two man display, a suitably impressed President Nixon approached Lian-Jie
?How would you like to be my bodyguard when you grow up??. To this he replied,
?Nope. I don?t want to protect one person. When I grow up I want to protect billions of Chinese people?.
Of course this made world news and made Lian-Jie a national celebrity with his pleasing show of patriotism.
With an abundantly growing physical skill, Lian-Jie accumulated competition wins. In 1975 China staged its 3rd National Games, which placed the spotlight upon Lian-Jie?s upcoming performance. At age twelve he won first place in all five events.
1977 saw Lian-Jie win his second gold medal at China?s National Martial Arts Competition. He replicated the performance in 1978, adding another gold medal to his trophy cabinet. In 1979 he was again a winner of the Chinese Olympic games, the 4th National Games.
1979 was to prove to be a year of change for Lian-Jie, as an opportunity came his way to live up to his film idol, Bruce Lee.

maxdaname 08-17-2004 03:38 PM

Jackie Chan!:Graucho


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