Wanted: Actor to play "Steve Lightspeed" character at conventions
 

I'm getting too old for the "Steve Lightspeed" character, so my solution is to hire a new younger and better looking person to play the role at parties and conventions. I'd like to pass the role like Sean Connery passed along "James Bond".

Please post your resumes here, Internext will be your first appearance, so don't wait! This is a real offer, no joke!

Steve Lightspeed (the 1st)

Nice :1orglaugh

Holy shit this should be good.

Who could possibly pull this off?

haha..i know some crazy guys who would jump at this...not in porn though

they are just nuts in general

You should hire a midget !

http://www.webmastertour.com/picture...bnails/124.jpg

They are alwasy fun and good for advertising !

well I might be around the same age as you Steve but I think I have a few less grey hairs :1orglaugh kidding

damn would be a cool thing for someone to be you for a convention :thumbsup :1orglaugh

hire Lensman

Nobody can replace Steve Lightspeed.
WG

I am the next Steve Lightspeed

but Sean Connery is hot and was the best James Bond ever.

The torch should be passed to another Steve *ahem* such as myself! :Graucho

And I'm the next James Bond.
WG

I really don't think anyone will notice, just like no one noticed a new Batman, or the new Darrin on "Bewitched"

There was even a new Ginger on one of the Gilligans Island reunion movies, no one said anything!

Can there be a female "Steve Lightspeed"?

Makes for a pretty cool replacement, i'll send in my resume ;)

bummer is this only open to men? :(


i think i would make a great "Steve Lightspeed" replacement!!!!

Heh, beat ya :winkwink:

They call me Wired ... WiredGuy :winkwink:

Steve, let's do a trade.

You be JMan and I'll be Steve Lightspeed at the next show :Graucho

I surmise blacks are not contenders for this position. :glugglug

i'd notice

Steve....

Think you should lay out what the role of "Steve Lightspeed" entails.....let 'em know exactly what they're getting themselves into :)

outa the frying pan and into the fire

well I think the top choices in this thread are Zoe and Punker (have met both and are class acts!)

But if you don't want one of them let me know where to send my resume :winkwink:

Go ahead, watch how many times you get spammed for traffic :)
WG

awe, thank you Bob!


I guess its up to Steve........

Free Steve Lightspeed!!!

You should transform yourself into a woman first, then make the switch.

"Stephanie Lightspeed"

Sounds like a cool gig!:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dude i'll be you at conventions

imagine if you hired me, and hearing everyone days after conventions be like.. "wow, did you see steve from lightspeed picking up all the hoes"

After seeing you on that quad I'm not sure . LOL

:winkwink:

but if you get to be Steve can I play one of the Lightspeed girls and kiss your check in pictures Punker?

im Irish, have no problems talking to the hottest of women and leave them hot and wet with my accent and gravely charm and have that Bond type of persona and lifestyle already , you may not want to choose me but you do so at your peril

I will notice but I understand....just hope you still find time to talk with me on icq otherwise i will be sad......

hugs,
tina

I did bounce right back up afterward. The next morning is a whole different story :)

WG

hahaha of course just make shir you look cute and young please *wink wink*


i think that would be a GREAT picture! :)

Don't make that assumption. A black Steve Lightspeed might be fun :)

I'll do it only if all the alcohol and other substances are paid for

<~~~~~21 year old white male 6'2 brown hair brown eyes skinny & loves the gurleys! :)

Other substances? Aspirin, Pepto Bismol, and Preparation H are all you'll need!