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SBJ	07-12-2004 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Other substances? Aspirin, Pepto Bismol, and Preparation H are all you'll need!

shit man you are paying for the good stuff there! I so want this job now

Herb Kornfield

07-12-2004 03:39 PM

Herb Kornfield master of disguise and also, maker of one hell of a hoagie is always down for impersonating whomever you need impersonated anywhere, anytime.

just dial H on the phone and I'll be there.

gideongallery

07-12-2004 03:47 PM

what are the requirements of the job
(are you look for just a male model type, sales person, porn stud etc)

Buddy

07-12-2004 03:52 PM

I nominate Ram!

:thumbsup

SCOOTER

07-12-2004 03:55 PM

I would have to gain a few pounds but I could pull it off.
Send me ICQ Steve.:thumbsup

DirtyDanza

07-12-2004 03:56 PM

you could have me.... my dirty danza alter ego could be steve lightspeed

D-Money

07-12-2004 03:56 PM

I'll fax my resume over and pluck a few recent greys.

Then I'll need to hire a D$ to take my place.

Rochard

07-12-2004 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy
I nominate Ram!

:thumbsup

Oh good God!

Allison

07-12-2004 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy
I nominate Ram!

:thumbsup

I second that!

~Alli

Rochard

07-12-2004 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Allison
I second that!

~Alli

Oh boy......

SteveLightspeed

07-12-2004 04:23 PM

50 Steve Lightspeeds!

SBJ	07-12-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
50 Steve Lightspeeds!

damn now you are looking for 50 Steve's or still just the one?

corvette

07-12-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
damn now you are looking for 50 Steve's or still just the one?

i think that he just needs one man with 50 fresh livers

the_wizz

07-12-2004 04:49 PM

While it might be interesting and fun..... I think I'll pass.......

However, I do think Juicy should give it a go..... :thumbsup

The Heron

07-12-2004 05:10 PM

Do I have to resemble you in apperance? I guess I could make myself uglier but it might be hard...

Easton

07-12-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm getting too old for the "Steve Lightspeed" character, so my solution is to hire a new younger and better looking person to play the role at parties and conventions. I'd like to pass the role like Sean Connery passed along "James Bond".

Please post your resumes here, Internext will be your first appearance, so don't wait! This is a real offer, no joke!

Steve Lightspeed (the 1st)

hahaha... you getting sick of all the shows too?

Rick Latona

07-12-2004 05:28 PM

There can be only one.

ImLost

07-12-2004 05:44 PM

soujnds ilke fun

Huggles

07-12-2004 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Other substances? Aspirin, Pepto Bismol, and Preparation H are all you'll need!

Ok, I can deal with that. Does the other Steve Lightspeed get a costume? What about an entourage? Obviously I cannot get the Lightspeed girls to follow a false Steve around, but what about the Oscar Mayer weiner truck?

http://www.ashtabulagrowth.com/images/p3.jpg

Come on. That decked out in a Lightspeed banner, tunes bumpin'.

crockett

07-12-2004 06:28 PM

I think I would fit this role nicely

resume:

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...impers onator

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...impers onator

SBJ	07-12-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett
i think that he just needs one man with 50 fresh livers

opps my liver isn't so fresh as it once was :(

Fukeneh

07-12-2004 08:15 PM

ill chaperone your girls and drink like a fish :)

kemp	07-12-2004 08:41 PM

I'll do it, I live nearby lightspeed headquarters.

But first you have to approve my lightspeed account! I signed up months ago and was told I was in - but alas I have been forgotten. :)

SteveLightspeed

07-12-2004 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kemp
I'll do it, I live nearby lightspeed headquarters.

But first you have to approve my lightspeed account! I signed up months ago and was told I was in - but alas I have been forgotten. :)

Please email details to steve at stevelightspeed.com

BlingDaddy

07-12-2004 09:28 PM

do I have to wear a tu-tu? If so count me out...

LMAO!
Bling Daddy.

Joesho

07-12-2004 09:32 PM

Lightspeed at a show, wow that is a tough part.....
What does it pay?:)

vidvicious

07-12-2004 09:58 PM

Doc says my liver is on it's last legs .. so I guess I'd be perfect for the gig. :winkwink:

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