Britney Spears, you NEED to read this
 

Britney Spears is supposedley taking off the next 6 months cancelling all of her tours due to a "knee" injury.

Yet she is engaged to be married Nov 20th.

And the Star just reported that the "an unamed hospital" in England leaked that her pregnancy test was positive and that she was 3 months pregnant.
Do the math. Knee injury for REAL, or more like BABY for real with a fast wedding before birth...

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celebrities rock

hahaha now thats comedy!

Nice, Ooppps she didn't it again.

what a slut... fuck that bitch, she was supposed to be my babies momma :321GFY

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040627/140/ewrqu.html
For reference

Good for her. May she be very happy with her new baby and new hubby if in fact it turns out to be true.

Pussy

all that money and couldnt afford condoms. what a shame.

she is a virgin

Who really gives a flying fuck :glugglug

Price isn't the reason why I don't use a condom.

I use them for the heightened sensation :1orglaugh

Fucking crying, no pussy getting bitch. Like what she does really matters. She has her life to live anyway she wants, just cuz you don't have one doesn't make it right to be all up in hers.:321GFY

AYE AYE CAPN
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Sounds like a shotgun wedding

I think you guys should all work for the National Enquirer. You're a bunch of paparazzi bitches! LOL!

DH

not me thats for sure

i've lost all respect for britney... she's a true trailer park skank. she's engaged to a fucking loser that has already proven he can't take care of responsiblties. oh well if she gets married i'm betting 3mons max and he'll leave atleast $1million richer

That's one load I'm sure she wishes she had swallowed :winkwink:

that baby is going to fuck up her body

That explains why she's been getting heavier and heavier.

Damn her life just keeps getting worse and worse, I dont feel sorry for her one bit

she asked for it

hit me baby one more time

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well, incident is very possible , with all those celebs....... hmmmmmmmm

way to go britney

haha, yeah i am sure she is

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wonder if Madonna is the father.

she is done.

That dude just won the lottery!!!

Britney's just another dumb celebrity hoe

hmmm, must be a boy, cause all the weight is in th egut and the thighs. isnt that right "Riding high its a guy" ??

-Loki- "The babies daddy" ssshhhhh its a secret and she dont know god bless knock out drugs ;)

Who is this "Britney Spears"? Never heard of her.

now theres a "see Sig" post if i ever friggan saw one :1orglaugh

But seriously though, Britney Spears is an eliete Special Forces op from Jamacia who keeps getting in the news for her acts in public, she has been kicked out of at least 15 ops units in the past 3 years but she still manages to find new work.

"Hit me baby one more time" Refers to her being a hit woman for the russian mafia in 1972

need more info?

GOOGLE IT

-Loki-

Yes! The dude has time to produce the sex tape! :Graucho

Papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep.

If she is pregnant.. will this be the begining of the end of her career

Imagine...finally, one of the hottest chicks out there goes down on you, all porn-star like on her knees and what happens?

The only bitch on the planet that not only fucks up her knee when she gives head, BUT THEN GETS PREGNANT!!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Whoa, they're getting married on my birthday....I wonder if that's a sign