Britney Spears, you NEED to read this - GoFuckYourself.com

JonAbrit · 06-28-2004, 09:00 PM

Britney Spears is supposedley taking off the next 6 months cancelling all of her tours due to a "knee" injury.

Yet she is engaged to be married Nov 20th.

And the Star just reported that the "an unamed hospital" in England leaked that her pregnancy test was positive and that she was 3 months pregnant.
Do the math. Knee injury for REAL, or more like BABY for real with a fast wedding before birth...

06-28-2004, 09:01 PM

celebrities rock

punker barbie · 06-28-2004, 09:02 PM

hahaha now thats comedy!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 06-28-2004, 09:02 PM

Nice, Ooppps she didn't it again.

Illicit · 06-28-2004, 09:02 PM

what a slut... fuck that bitch, she was supposed to be my babies momma

JonAbrit · 06-28-2004, 09:03 PM

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040627/140/ewrqu.html
For reference

cold_ice · 06-28-2004, 09:05 PM

Good for her. May she be very happy with her new baby and new hubby if in fact it turns out to be true.

JonAbrit · 06-28-2004, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
Good for her. May she be very happy with her new baby and new hubby if in fact it turns out to be true.

Pussy

Marcus Aurelius · 06-28-2004, 09:06 PM

all that money and couldnt afford condoms. what a shame.

XxShiznaughtxX · 06-28-2004, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JonAbrit
Britney Spears is supposedley taking off the next 6 months cancelling all of her tours due to a "knee" injury.

Yet she is engaged to be married Nov 20th.

And the Star just reported that the "an unamed hospital" in England leaked that her pregnancy test was positive and that she was 3 months pregnant.
Do the math. Knee injury for REAL, or more like BABY for real with a fast wedding before birth...

she is a virgin

Ice · 06-28-2004, 09:08 PM

Who really gives a flying fuck

Diabolical Cord · 06-28-2004, 09:09 PM

Price isn't the reason why I don't use a condom.

JonAbrit · 06-28-2004, 09:10 PM

I use them for the heightened sensation

cold_ice · 06-28-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JonAbrit
Pussy

Fucking crying, no pussy getting bitch. Like what she does really matters. She has her life to live anyway she wants, just cuz you don't have one doesn't make it right to be all up in hers.

JonAbrit · 06-28-2004, 09:18 PM

AYE AYE CAPN

Spunky · 06-28-2004, 09:20 PM

Sounds like a shotgun wedding

GTS Mark · 06-28-2004, 09:21 PM

I think you guys should all work for the National Enquirer. You're a bunch of paparazzi bitches! LOL!

DH

BlueQuartz · 06-28-2004, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
Who really gives a flying fuck

not me thats for sure

acctman · 06-28-2004, 09:36 PM

i've lost all respect for britney... she's a true trailer park skank. she's engaged to a fucking loser that has already proven he can't take care of responsiblties. oh well if she gets married i'm betting 3mons max and he'll leave atleast $1million richer

Ironhorse · 06-28-2004, 09:36 PM

That's one load I'm sure she wishes she had swallowed

EZRhino · 06-28-2004, 09:45 PM

that baby is going to fuck up her body

cornhusker · 06-28-2004, 09:48 PM

That explains why she's been getting heavier and heavier.

frankthetank · 06-28-2004, 09:52 PM

Damn her life just keeps getting worse and worse, I dont feel sorry for her one bit

emthree · 06-28-2004, 09:55 PM

she asked for it

hit me baby one more time

aSStig · 06-28-2004, 09:57 PM

well, incident is very possible , with all those celebs....... hmmmmmmmm

Viper2K1 · 06-28-2004, 10:01 PM

way to go britney

riosluts · 06-28-2004, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxShiznaughtxX
she is a virgin

haha, yeah i am sure she is

pxxx · 06-28-2004, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxShiznaughtxX
she is a virgin

StuartD · 06-28-2004, 10:09 PM

I wonder if Madonna is the father.

DarkJedi · 06-28-2004, 10:17 PM

she is done.

angelsofporn · 06-28-2004, 10:27 PM

That dude just won the lottery!!!

Strife · 06-28-2004, 10:37 PM

Britney's just another dumb celebrity hoe

Loki · 06-28-2004, 10:45 PM

hmmm, must be a boy, cause all the weight is in th egut and the thighs. isnt that right "Riding high its a guy" ??

-Loki- "The babies daddy" ssshhhhh its a secret and she dont know god bless knock out drugs ;)

pine · 06-28-2004, 10:50 PM

Who is this "Britney Spears"? Never heard of her.

Loki · 06-28-2004, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by pine
Who is this "Britney Spears"? Never heard of her.

now theres a "see Sig" post if i ever friggan saw one

But seriously though, Britney Spears is an eliete Special Forces op from Jamacia who keeps getting in the news for her acts in public, she has been kicked out of at least 15 ops units in the past 3 years but she still manages to find new work.

"Hit me baby one more time" Refers to her being a hit woman for the russian mafia in 1972

need more info?

GOOGLE IT

-Loki-

Vitasoy · 06-28-2004, 11:17 PM

Yes! The dude has time to produce the sex tape!

eroswebmaster · 06-28-2004, 11:20 PM

Papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep.

sicone · 06-28-2004, 11:24 PM

If she is pregnant.. will this be the begining of the end of her career

Jason Fromm · 06-29-2004, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JonAbrit
Britney Spears is supposedley taking off the next 6 months cancelling all of her tours due to a "knee" injury.

Yet she is engaged to be married Nov 20th.

And the Star just reported that the "an unamed hospital" in England leaked that her pregnancy test was positive and that she was 3 months pregnant.
Do the math. Knee injury for REAL, or more like BABY for real with a fast wedding before birth...

Imagine...finally, one of the hottest chicks out there goes down on you, all porn-star like on her knees and what happens?

The only bitch on the planet that not only fucks up her knee when she gives head, BUT THEN GETS PREGNANT!!!!!

SykkBoy · 06-29-2004, 01:45 AM

Whoa, they're getting married on my birthday....I wonder if that's a sign

Manowar · 06-29-2004, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
all that money and couldnt afford condoms. what a shame.

more like wanting a baby because shes got issues

Face (o_0) · 06-29-2004, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
all that money and couldnt afford condoms. what a shame.

sad but true

alexg · 06-29-2004, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxShiznaughtxX
she is a virgin

-=HOAX=- · 06-29-2004, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
all that money and couldnt afford condoms. what a shame.

All that money couldn't buy her a brain...

NiLaoMu · 06-29-2004, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
That's one load I'm sure she wishes she had swallowed

NiLaoMu · 06-29-2004, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
Yes! The dude has time to produce the sex tape!

Can't wait to see it.....

karlm · 06-29-2004, 03:57 AM

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Originally posted by NiLaoMu

LMAO.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-29-2004, 04:14 AM

everytime she goes in for knee surgery she comes out with another set of twins

TheSwed · 06-29-2004, 04:15 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
everytime she goes in for knee surgery she comes out with another set of twins

*lol*

Khun · 06-29-2004, 04:29 AM

Anyone want to get a board going as to how long this one will last? Say $10 a square?

06-28-2004, 09:00 PM	#1
JonAbrit Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 18	Britney Spears, you NEED to read this Britney Spears is supposedley taking off the next 6 months cancelling all of her tours due to a "knee" injury. Yet she is engaged to be married Nov 20th. And the Star just reported that the "an unamed hospital" in England leaked that her pregnancy test was positive and that she was 3 months pregnant. Do the math. Knee injury for REAL, or more like BABY for real with a fast wedding before birth...

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JonAbrit Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 18	I use them for the heightened sensation

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JonAbrit Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 18	AYE AYE CAPN

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