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Eman - PG

06-23-2004 05:48 PM

Hilarious surfer phonecall (mp3)

Hilarious voicemail we got from a surfer today:

http://www.perfectgonzo.com/voicemail.mp3

(The site in question is http://asstraffic.com)

:1orglaugh

Pipecrew

06-23-2004 05:51 PM

TEENS AND ANAL SEX? I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW FUCKED UP YOUR FUCKING MIND IS!

MattO

06-23-2004 05:52 PM

He probably signed up right after he put the phone down.

BradM

06-23-2004 06:04 PM

Ugh. Some people have no sense of humor.

freezex

06-23-2004 06:05 PM

http://www.facialstrike.com/jon.jpg

call this guy, he knows how to deal with these guys.

doober

06-23-2004 06:07 PM

GURANTEED he rubbed one out right after, sounds like his wife doesnt do him right

:thumbsup

robfantasy

06-23-2004 06:09 PM

hilarious

mahoney

06-23-2004 06:10 PM

That was me :1orglaugh

myneid

06-23-2004 06:20 PM

LOL, that was great! Thanks for sharing.

DatingGold

06-23-2004 06:22 PM

what a bitch

TheMaster

06-23-2004 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doober
GURANTEED he rubbed one out right after, sounds like his wife doesnt do him right

:thumbsup

euh, which wife :1orglaugh

btw he sounded so intelligent, how many times can you say 'dude' in 2 minutes :1orglaugh

doober

06-23-2004 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMaster
euh, which wife :1orglaugh

btw he sounded so intelligent, how many times can you say 'dude' in 2 minutes :1orglaugh

this one

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly1.jpg

You would have reacted the same way lol

escorpio

06-23-2004 06:30 PM

He sounded very disturbed. I would be concerned. Seriously.

Reak	06-23-2004 06:31 PM

wtf?

Giorgio_Xo

06-23-2004 06:32 PM

You do realize that he violated the law by making threats of violence against you? Sue.

:)

Sifu	06-23-2004 06:37 PM

what a quack!!..lol

bigusdickus

06-23-2004 07:13 PM

Quote:

You do realize that he violated the law by making threats of violence against you? Sue.

What are you gonna get? A old surf board
and some wax? Perhaps a pair of vans?

:1orglaugh

escorpio

06-23-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigusdickus
What are you gonna get? A old surf board
and some wax? Perhaps a pair of vans?

:1orglaugh

Dude, that would be awesome!

jimmyf

06-23-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
He sounded very disturbed. I would be concerned. Seriously.

Yes it could be serious.
I would take him off my mail list.

bigdog

06-23-2004 07:22 PM

that is not funny, that shit was scary

GTS Mark

06-23-2004 07:23 PM

LMAO!!!!

DH

Tom_PMs

06-23-2004 07:26 PM

LOL, that dude sounded like he had a hard time saying "fuck", but he gets an E for effort I suppose, lmao :1orglaugh

emthree

06-23-2004 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
Dude, that would be awesome!

rofl :1orglaugh

bhutocracy

06-23-2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giorgio_Xo
You do realize that he violated the law by making threats of violence against you? Sue.

:)

well to be fair it was more cowardly teenage threats about letting his tyres down.

skinnay

06-23-2004 07:43 PM

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT A FLAT TIRE!!!!

jact	06-23-2004 07:47 PM

That was disturbing, I can't believe I listened to the whole thing.

arial

06-23-2004 07:52 PM

HAHAHA :1orglaugh

Mojo Rizin

06-23-2004 07:56 PM

You never seen a teen and you never seen anal sex... LMAO

Spunky

06-23-2004 07:57 PM

Lol..:1orglaugh

kak_azn

06-23-2004 07:57 PM

hahahahahahaah.....lmao....DUDE! :1orglaugh

Makingcoin

06-23-2004 08:06 PM

:1orglaugh

Strife

06-23-2004 08:09 PM

spammed the wrong person

ldinternet

06-23-2004 08:11 PM

hey dude...

dude.

duude!

:1orglaugh

Shoehorn!

06-23-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eman - PG
Hilarious voicemail we got from a surfer today:

http://www.perfectgonzo.com/voicemail.mp3

(The site in question is http://asstraffic.com)

:1orglaugh

HAHAHAHAHA. "You messed with the wrong dude dude."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Lonny

06-23-2004 11:13 PM

:1orglaugh he couldnt last 5 seconds in my mind.

Easton

06-23-2004 11:13 PM

that was really funny... what a nutjob...

how do surfers get your phone # tho? LOL

mandrake

06-23-2004 11:13 PM

and we all think asstraffick is a great site...Dude

cosis

06-23-2004 11:23 PM

LOL what a corny motherfucker

fr8	06-23-2004 11:30 PM

Wow someone didnt get his enema today.

Turf	06-23-2004 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eman - PG
Hilarious voicemail we got from a surfer today:

http://www.perfectgonzo.com/voicemail.mp3

(The site in question is http://asstraffic.com)

:1orglaugh

another happy customer! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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