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ZanyCash Larry 06-24-2004 12:31 AM

Fuck him :321GFY

Wilber 06-24-2004 02:07 AM

Federal indictment? What is he going to Washington to file a writ?
Tra la la? Fuck, I'd be scared of that!
dickface He's an articulate fucknut isn't he.
your probably jerking off right now as we fucking talk "we talk"? Uh...answering machine dude
you've never seen a teen Nope, none of those in Las Vegas.
soon as I know where your fucking car is fucking parked dude does flat tire that's a bitch-trick tranny.

He had to hang up, Jerry Springer commercials were over.

I'd say his IQ is about 7 and he has more beer in his fridge than food. Also he has
to be living in the Ozarks if anal sex is the most shocking thing he's ever seen.

SomeCreep 06-24-2004 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eman - PG
Hilarious voicemail we got from a surfer today:


http://www.perfectgonzo.com/voicemail.mp3

(The site in question is http://asstraffic.com)



:1orglaugh

1 word:

Virgin.

kowntafit 06-24-2004 02:56 AM

That guy didn't sound like he had a very big vocab.

Napolean 06-24-2004 03:00 AM

hes one of them magical surfers that rebill like 20 times, got yourself a catch! :thumbsup

ldinternet 06-24-2004 03:04 AM

He probably thinks you're now laying awake at night, worrying about someone letting the air out of your tyre. :1orglaugh

Corleone 06-24-2004 03:08 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Raf1 06-24-2004 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber
he has more beer in his fridge than food. .
so do I... hmm :glugglug

strobi 06-24-2004 03:18 AM

is this for real??? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

strobi 06-24-2004 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freezex
http://www.facialstrike.com/jon.jpg

call this guy, he knows how to deal with these guys.


hahaha love this one!! Should have called the guy back... It's people like you who made us 10 mill last year!! hahah!!

Corleone 06-24-2004 03:21 AM

50 crazy surfers :1orglaugh

EscortBiz 06-24-2004 03:43 AM

lol

Ash@phpFX 06-24-2004 03:44 AM

sounds fake

SABAI 06-24-2004 03:49 AM

you should consider using the part where he says
" ass traffic...ass....traffic oh my fucking god"

for promotion , it would be a killer on flash banners :1orglaugh

Kicker 06-24-2004 05:05 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

escorpio 06-24-2004 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SABAI
you should consider using the part where he says
" ass traffic...ass....traffic oh my fucking god"

for promotion , it would be a killer on flash banners :1orglaugh

genius :thumbsup

Eman - PG 06-25-2004 10:26 AM

bump for those that missed it. this is a great one. :1orglaugh

TheWildcard 06-25-2004 10:28 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xxxoutsourcing 06-25-2004 10:38 AM

dood dood

Scherfi 06-25-2004 10:44 AM

holy fucking jesuz christ what the fuck is his fucking problem?

:1orglaugh

Goatse 06-25-2004 10:46 AM

"You've never seen a teen..."

:1orglaugh


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