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Reak 05-28-2004 01:38 PM

Whats on your Desk? I'll start
 
I can find on my desk:

- 1 watch
- 1 mobile
- 1 phone
- some papers
- some pencils
- some used condoms ** i like to jerk save **
- a part of my sound system
- a couple of empty coca cola cans
- a couple of half smoked blunts

And i just cleaned it :thumbsup

Whats on yours?

XxXotic 05-28-2004 01:41 PM

1 waterford crystal washintong monument type thing
1 waterford (same style as above) with a pagoda etched into it
1 of those little waterfall things
6 candles
5 speakers
cup full of pens
some ashtrays
1 hotwheels style wawa truck
1 pair of my baby shoes
some books
cell phone
wallet
cable modem
pack of ice breakers gum

eroswebmaster 05-28-2004 01:42 PM

about a case of empty diet vanilla coke cans...LOL

aaron 05-28-2004 01:42 PM

canon a70
cup of water
charger for canon a70
notebook
wallet
keys
pens
little foam dog
some cd's
guitar tuner
guitar pick
couple postcards
checkbook
some other shit

Aquarius 05-28-2004 01:43 PM

Besides my pc, just some old papers.

okny 05-28-2004 01:43 PM

Computer
2 cd cases
1 picture of aruba from my timeshare
Printer.

Reak 05-28-2004 01:44 PM

Owh i also forgot:

- 1 computer
- 1 modem
- 1 printer

( yes those are on my desk :) )


:thumbsup

Amp 05-28-2004 01:45 PM

various prescription drugs
keys to the escape pod
a timer device
a stabbing instrument
a diagram of my roof
3 stamps
a bottle of picture varnish
a box of kleenix
a chunk of lava
40 dead bugs
15 unpaid bills
a remote control for some unknown electronic thing.

Zayne E. 05-28-2004 01:46 PM

Dell 19" LCD monitor
Company phone
pr. of speakers
1 pencil
1 pen
stack of post it notes
pack of Dentyne Fire gum
cell phone
keys
wallet
11 content CD's
cup of ice-T
2 photoshop books
pad of graph paper
2 spiral notebooks
OZ Graphics magazine
2004 VCA Calendar
several project flow charts
large book documenting current WIP

ThePornPusher 05-28-2004 01:51 PM

Computer
Printer
2 speakers
About 50 blank cds
modem, router
1 bottle of aquafina water
box of tissues
3 cell phone clips
1 nextel i730
stack of post-it notes
case of my cds
digital camera
cell phone bill
and a stack of entrepreneur magazines.

Boogie3 05-28-2004 01:52 PM

sugar cookies
water
smokes
mouse
blank CDs
printer
chapstick

Reak 05-28-2004 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amp
various prescription drugs
keys to the escape pod
a timer device
a stabbing instrument
a diagram of my roof
3 stamps
a bottle of picture varnish
a box of kleenix
a chunk of lava
40 dead bugs
15 unpaid bills
a remote control for some unknown electronic thing.

:thumbsup

Sounds good Amp

Marcus Aurelius 05-28-2004 01:56 PM

a spinning glass hologram thingy. visit the webcam of mdcq2 if you have yahoo messenger and you will see it.

freeadultcontent 05-28-2004 01:56 PM

a printer
pc-monitor-keyboard-mouse crap
office tray with pens, stamps ect in it.
two ash trays
a vase
9 dvds in their cases
a phone
3 dvd blanks
a stack of burnt content dvds.
oh another stack of content dvds
some ccbill invoices
daily planer
pack of smokes
carton of smokes
three empty coke cans, 1 full
botttle of rubbing alcohol
digital camera
scanner
plastic drawer
two stackable letter holders
todays mail
a hair clip
an old camcorder
en express envelope from budepest it looks like
a walet
a check book
a box of paper clips
two lighters
some greeting cards
8 or 9 tablets of paper
a clip board
a rolodex
a coffee cup warmer plate
a dime
a ring of keys
a bottle opener
a western union reciept
some print outs
a phone head set
a dried rose
one of those triangle type rulers
a bowl of potato salad
a jar or ice water.

LadyGardenSnake 05-28-2004 01:56 PM

my G4 mac
a pack of new ports 100's
a scanner and a printer
a plate of cokecane from lastnite
a small bagg of weed
a playboy mag with pics torned out
a stack of blank CD ROMS
my dvd player thats hooked to my vcr
a small 10inch color tv set (gotta see my jerry springer show)

a bootlegg copy of kill bill 2
and a fish tank with 3 garden snakes inside who look hungry
ooh yeah tons of fuckin' dust :1orglaugh

Tofu 05-28-2004 01:56 PM

omg, i have the messiest desk in the whole office:

1 day old sobe bottle
a plastic cup
hella pins and markers
a printer
a DELL 2400
an HP notebook
an epoch card holder
100 flyers
a shitload of stamps and envelopes
1 chewy trail mix bar
a copy of X-men #1
3d glasses
a huge phone
2 sets of headphones
tylenol
2 cybererotica boobs
a fubar hat
an epoch beenie
paper EVERYWHERE!!!!

Reak 05-28-2004 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
omg, i have the messiest desk in the whole office:

1 day old sobe bottle
a plastic cup
hella pins and markers
a printer
a DELL 2400
an HP notebook
an epoch card holder
100 flyers
a shitload of stamps and envelopes
1 chewy trail mix bar
a copy of X-men #1
3d glasses
a huge phone
2 sets of headphones
tylenol
2 cybererotica boobs
a fubar hat
an epoch beenie
paper EVERYWHERE!!!!

about the paper bro, i just cleaned and it still looks fucked up.

nice list :thumbsup

Monique Niccole 05-28-2004 02:03 PM

monitor
printer/fax/scanner thingy
GF mousepad
blank CD-R's
128 MB memory card
salt shaker
pink nail polish
fuschia nail polish
tweezers
nail file
nail polish remover
PayPal credit card
stack of empty jewel cases
stack of business cards
telephone headset
AA batteries
Nag Champa incense
Cortaid cream
lotion
lip gloss
Clinique free gift bag
disposable contact lenses
couple of Vogue magazines
stack of mail (mostly bills)
empty Corona bottle

damn, my desk is a mess :helpme

Reak 05-28-2004 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

a western union reciept


I got about 25 of them :(

freeadultcontent 05-28-2004 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
I got about 25 of them :(
I file them away. nobody asked what was inside of my desk.

misty 05-28-2004 02:06 PM

-CDs
-Russian language CD
-pictures
-Printer
-pen tablet
-agenda

Amp 05-28-2004 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I file them away. nobody asked what was inside of my desk.
indeed..... the insides of my desk would take a mighty long time to itemize.

skillfull 05-28-2004 02:08 PM

this

http://www.maznetwork.com/DSC00480.JPG

abyss_al 05-28-2004 02:08 PM

sony 21"
tower thats open
5 speakers
blank cd spool
claritin for my allergies
cell phone
deck of cards
remote for my entertainment center
lighters - i collect lighters
letters
floppy disk? dont know why
hockey puck
vicodine, ambien, valuim, napro, some other goodies and a bottle of h2o

Shooter 05-28-2004 02:08 PM

miscellaneous papers
miscellaneous CDs
headphones
couple checks
desktop tower
laptop
printer
speakers

wyldblyss 05-28-2004 02:09 PM

Not at my desk in the office...but on the built in desk in the breakfast room I have amongst other things:

Laptop
Picture of my mom (she passed away)
Bowl of hersheys hugs
vitamins, 222's and gravol
vase of fresh flowers
Container thing of pencils and such
Brass picture holder with a pic of me and siblings when we were little
candle
calculators
some sort of strange flower arrangement thing
purse
rubber mallet (no idea why it is on this desk lol)

Tofu 05-28-2004 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shooter
miscellaneous papers
miscellaneous CDs
headphones
couple checks
desktop tower
laptop
printer
speakers


hey, where you been? :)

The Truth Hurts 05-28-2004 02:14 PM

main part:

-wireless keyboard for laptop
-2 wireless mice for laptop
-2 wireless recievers
-laptop stand
-laptop
-13" tv sporting fox news
-eddie bauer watch
-unopened columbia house mailer
-pen
-knife/letter opener
-3 dvd's that arrived today (creepshow2/v:the final battle/blue streak)
-folder containing printed custom dvd covers and lables
-2 viewsonic vp191b's
-2(of 6) creative labs speakers
-remote volume control for creative labs 5.1 speakers
-remote volume control for logitech 2.1 speakers
-logitech mx500 mouse
-logitech elite keyboard
-creative labs extigy
-d-ling usb/firewire hub
-1 cup of coffee
-several weeks worth of dust

upper from left to right:

-picture of daughter
-creative labs left surround
-logitech left speaker
-surfboard cable modem
-creative labs center
-linksys wrt54g
-logitech right speaker
-creative labs right surround

-underneath:
-pc (sony)
-logitech sub
-creative labs sub
-a mile of cables
-gliding footrest
-a month of dust

arial 05-28-2004 02:17 PM

keyboard
mouse
speakers
cd burner
the vault (cabinet full of burned cds)
bag of weed
chillem (pipe)
3 things of lucas salt
coke (the drink)
ashtray

bluedevil 05-28-2004 02:18 PM

printer
sprite bottle
diet coke bottle
3 sprite cans
1 vitamin water bottle
another sprit bottle
my keys
my external hard drive
my phone
caller ID
zip drive
empty glass
5 foot black light
cable modem
moldy pop tarts
4 cd spindles
6 empty BK cups
4 empty McD's cups
epty pop tart wrappers
a sierra mist can
wait...3 more empty bk cups behind my screen
my little grim reaper pewter figurine
some zip disks
unopened oreos
my mouse
keyboard
computer
monitor
mousepad

and a lot of poo

Reak 05-28-2004 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I file them away. nobody asked what was inside of my desk.
There are every where around,

http://www.crazypornbloopers.com/wu.jpg


I need to file them badly.

Reak 05-28-2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skillfull
this

http://www.maznetwork.com/DSC00480.JPG

:)

Reak 05-28-2004 02:24 PM

lol also got some 420 Calenders around :)

LadyMischief 05-28-2004 02:24 PM

Right now my current desk is the kitchen table (I'm on my laptop). ON this desk are

my drink
the kid's drinks
my son's homework
some toys my daughter brought in to "feed" me
A local newspaper
a battery I have to put in the baby's vibrating seat
a package of dinner napkins
2 gameboy advance sp's (my kids are playing them)
2 gameboy advance carrying cases.

mindoza 05-28-2004 02:25 PM

computer
phone
cellphone
post its
ton of paperwor kand reports
box of brochures
my grammer school notebooks that only I like
free pens from shows
mini volkswagon bug
keys
bubblegum machine
family pics
cherries
cup of cherry pits
ants(currently not paying rent or getting any leads)

Morgan 05-28-2004 02:26 PM

2 keyboards
2 mice
2 mouse pads
2 monitors
pen cup
stapler (havent used it in years)
750+ hours of exclusive content ;)
audio system head unit
5 speakers
container full of blueberry herbs
24" bong
1 qt. arrowhead water
2 upside down dvd's
1 loose pen

Lycanthrope 05-28-2004 02:38 PM

1) My computer and associated peripherals
2) My coffee cup which needs refilling
3) The bat phone
4) A 25% empty 24 pack of AA batteries (hungry mouse)
5) Unbalanced checkbook
6) Papers I should have filed months ago
7) Notebook w/ logins passwords and other bullshit
8) Turnstyle CD tower
9) Calculator
10) Pen
12) Farting Stimpy doll

reynold 05-28-2004 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
omg, i have the messiest desk in the whole office:

And I'm sure you're proud of it!

:1orglaugh

Easton 05-28-2004 07:07 PM

a bottle of Glenfiddich

nathan_f 05-28-2004 07:08 PM

please dont make me type it all out, i'll be here for hours..


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