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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
Posts: 17,920
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Whats on your Desk? I'll start
I can find on my desk:
- 1 watch - 1 mobile - 1 phone - some papers - some pencils - some used condoms ** i like to jerk save ** - a part of my sound system - a couple of empty coca cola cans - a couple of half smoked blunts And i just cleaned it Whats on yours? |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Da Swamps
Posts: 8,500
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1 waterford crystal washintong monument type thing
1 waterford (same style as above) with a pagoda etched into it 1 of those little waterfall things 6 candles 5 speakers cup full of pens some ashtrays 1 hotwheels style wawa truck 1 pair of my baby shoes some books cell phone wallet cable modem pack of ice breakers gum
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March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room
Posts: 20,295
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about a case of empty diet vanilla coke cans...LOL
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 4,452
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canon a70
cup of water charger for canon a70 notebook wallet keys pens little foam dog some cd's guitar tuner guitar pick couple postcards checkbook some other shit |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Mom's basement
Posts: 4,754
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Besides my pc, just some old papers.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Vault
Posts: 5,761
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Computer
2 cd cases 1 picture of aruba from my timeshare Printer.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
Posts: 17,920
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Owh i also forgot:
- 1 computer - 1 modem - 1 printer ( yes those are on my desk |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Maui
Posts: 1,661
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various prescription drugs
keys to the escape pod a timer device a stabbing instrument a diagram of my roof 3 stamps a bottle of picture varnish a box of kleenix a chunk of lava 40 dead bugs 15 unpaid bills a remote control for some unknown electronic thing. |
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 1,383
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Dell 19" LCD monitor
Company phone pr. of speakers 1 pencil 1 pen stack of post it notes pack of Dentyne Fire gum cell phone keys wallet 11 content CD's cup of ice-T 2 photoshop books pad of graph paper 2 spiral notebooks OZ Graphics magazine 2004 VCA Calendar several project flow charts large book documenting current WIP |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Long Island,New York
Posts: 1,823
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Computer
Printer 2 speakers About 50 blank cds modem, router 1 bottle of aquafina water box of tissues 3 cell phone clips 1 nextel i730 stack of post-it notes case of my cds digital camera cell phone bill and a stack of entrepreneur magazines.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Looking at boobs
Posts: 815
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sugar cookies
water smokes mouse blank CDs printer chapstick
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
Posts: 17,920
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No Refunds Issued.
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
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a spinning glass hologram thingy. visit the webcam of mdcq2 if you have yahoo messenger and you will see it.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
Posts: 9,976
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a printer
pc-monitor-keyboard-mouse crap office tray with pens, stamps ect in it. two ash trays a vase 9 dvds in their cases a phone 3 dvd blanks a stack of burnt content dvds. oh another stack of content dvds some ccbill invoices daily planer pack of smokes carton of smokes three empty coke cans, 1 full botttle of rubbing alcohol digital camera scanner plastic drawer two stackable letter holders todays mail a hair clip an old camcorder en express envelope from budepest it looks like a walet a check book a box of paper clips two lighters some greeting cards 8 or 9 tablets of paper a clip board a rolodex a coffee cup warmer plate a dime a ring of keys a bottle opener a western union reciept some print outs a phone head set a dried rose one of those triangle type rulers a bowl of potato salad a jar or ice water. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Harlem,New York
Posts: 410
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my G4 mac
a pack of new ports 100's a scanner and a printer a plate of cokecane from lastnite a small bagg of weed a playboy mag with pics torned out a stack of blank CD ROMS my dvd player thats hooked to my vcr a small 10inch color tv set (gotta see my jerry springer show) a bootlegg copy of kill bill 2 and a fish tank with 3 garden snakes inside who look hungry ooh yeah tons of fuckin' dust ![]() |
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The Video Specialist
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: California
Posts: 5,615
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omg, i have the messiest desk in the whole office:
1 day old sobe bottle a plastic cup hella pins and markers a printer a DELL 2400 an HP notebook an epoch card holder 100 flyers a shitload of stamps and envelopes 1 chewy trail mix bar a copy of X-men #1 3d glasses a huge phone 2 sets of headphones tylenol 2 cybererotica boobs a fubar hat an epoch beenie paper EVERYWHERE!!!!
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
Posts: 17,920
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 5,653
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monitor
printer/fax/scanner thingy GF mousepad blank CD-R's 128 MB memory card salt shaker pink nail polish fuschia nail polish tweezers nail file nail polish remover PayPal credit card stack of empty jewel cases stack of business cards telephone headset AA batteries Nag Champa incense Cortaid cream lotion lip gloss Clinique free gift bag disposable contact lenses couple of Vogue magazines stack of mail (mostly bills) empty Corona bottle damn, my desk is a mess ![]() |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
Posts: 17,920
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I got about 25 of them |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Montreal, qc
Posts: 187
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-CDs
-Russian language CD -pictures -Printer -pen tablet -agenda |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Maui
Posts: 1,661
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Quebec Calisse
Posts: 4,716
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this
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 15,605
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sony 21"
tower thats open 5 speakers blank cd spool claritin for my allergies cell phone deck of cards remote for my entertainment center lighters - i collect lighters letters floppy disk? dont know why hockey puck vicodine, ambien, valuim, napro, some other goodies and a bottle of h2o
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#25 |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 2,842
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miscellaneous papers
miscellaneous CDs headphones couple checks desktop tower laptop printer speakers |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Buck Starts Here
Posts: 5,779
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Not at my desk in the office...but on the built in desk in the breakfast room I have amongst other things:
Laptop Picture of my mom (she passed away) Bowl of hersheys hugs vitamins, 222's and gravol vase of fresh flowers Container thing of pencils and such Brass picture holder with a pic of me and siblings when we were little candle calculators some sort of strange flower arrangement thing purse rubber mallet (no idea why it is on this desk lol) |
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The Video Specialist
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: California
Posts: 5,615
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hey, where you been?
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Zph7YXfjMhg
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In Your Skull
Posts: 15,400
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main part:
-wireless keyboard for laptop -2 wireless mice for laptop -2 wireless recievers -laptop stand -laptop -13" tv sporting fox news -eddie bauer watch -unopened columbia house mailer -pen -knife/letter opener -3 dvd's that arrived today (creepshow2/v:the final battle/blue streak) -folder containing printed custom dvd covers and lables -2 viewsonic vp191b's -2(of 6) creative labs speakers -remote volume control for creative labs 5.1 speakers -remote volume control for logitech 2.1 speakers -logitech mx500 mouse -logitech elite keyboard -creative labs extigy -d-ling usb/firewire hub -1 cup of coffee -several weeks worth of dust upper from left to right: -picture of daughter -creative labs left surround -logitech left speaker -surfboard cable modem -creative labs center -linksys wrt54g -logitech right speaker -creative labs right surround -underneath: -pc (sony) -logitech sub -creative labs sub -a mile of cables -gliding footrest -a month of dust |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,012
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keyboard
mouse speakers cd burner the vault (cabinet full of burned cds) bag of weed chillem (pipe) 3 things of lucas salt coke (the drink) ashtray |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 2,093
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printer
sprite bottle diet coke bottle 3 sprite cans 1 vitamin water bottle another sprit bottle my keys my external hard drive my phone caller ID zip drive empty glass 5 foot black light cable modem moldy pop tarts 4 cd spindles 6 empty BK cups 4 empty McD's cups epty pop tart wrappers a sierra mist can wait...3 more empty bk cups behind my screen my little grim reaper pewter figurine some zip disks unopened oreos my mouse keyboard computer monitor mousepad and a lot of poo |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
Posts: 17,920
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I need to file them badly. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
Posts: 17,920
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lol also got some 420 Calenders around
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Orgasms N Such!
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Oakville, Ontario
Posts: 18,135
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Right now my current desk is the kitchen table (I'm on my laptop). ON this desk are
my drink the kid's drinks my son's homework some toys my daughter brought in to "feed" me A local newspaper a battery I have to put in the baby's vibrating seat a package of dinner napkins 2 gameboy advance sp's (my kids are playing them) 2 gameboy advance carrying cases. |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 1,625
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computer
phone cellphone post its ton of paperwor kand reports box of brochures my grammer school notebooks that only I like free pens from shows mini volkswagon bug keys bubblegum machine family pics cherries cup of cherry pits ants(currently not paying rent or getting any leads)
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Corona Del Mar, CA
Posts: 10,520
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2 keyboards
2 mice 2 mouse pads 2 monitors pen cup stapler (havent used it in years) 750+ hours of exclusive content ;) audio system head unit 5 speakers container full of blueberry herbs 24" bong 1 qt. arrowhead water 2 upside down dvd's 1 loose pen |
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 4,517
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1) My computer and associated peripherals
2) My coffee cup which needs refilling 3) The bat phone 4) A 25% empty 24 pack of AA batteries (hungry mouse) 5) Unbalanced checkbook 6) Papers I should have filed months ago 7) Notebook w/ logins passwords and other bullshit 8) Turnstyle CD tower 9) Calculator 10) Pen 12) Farting Stimpy doll |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 9,825
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a bottle of Glenfiddich
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes.
Posts: 3,983
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please dont make me type it all out, i'll be here for hours..
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,193
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3 Monitors
1 Laptop 1 Pocket PC 1 IPod 1 Color Printer/Scanner/Photocopier/Fax 1 Laser Printer 4 Speakers 1 Webcam 1 Microphone 3 Keyboards 1 Mouse 1 Laser/Wireless Mouse 1 Satellite Remote 1 TV Remote 1 DVD List 1 Pack of Blank CDs 1 CD Case 1 Cell 1 Phone 1 Dictionary 1 Worms Armageddon CD 1 Kleenex Box Couple of Used Kleenex... |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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3 remotes, tv, reciever, dvd.
1 printer 2 monitor 2 keyboard 2 mouse 2 mouse pad 1 christmas mug 1 wireless head phone 1 paper calendar 1 set of house/car keys 1 dvd Pirate of the carribean 1 cdrw quite a lot of cheq stubs 1 calculator 1 mirror 1 wallet 1 100 pak spindle of cdrs a pair of speakers 1 sharpie pen a few pads of stick its 1 sony digi cam |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: dirty south
Posts: 1,515
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- webcam
- bracelet - check book - sunglasses - CD spindle - pony tail holder - cork boards - cup of pens and pencils - holister tag - calculator - ice pack - my keys - subway stamp card - another CD spindle - lotion - CD cases - palm pilot - disks - some black socks - blue sticky tac - a reciept from the bar |
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Location: dirty south
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Location: Canadian this !!!
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: IL US
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![]() I have a desk under there??? Canadian friends take note of the mug. Love my Timmy's
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Sarasota, FL
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i dont really have much, just a bunch of change scattered from today
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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JUST LOTS OF JUNK: ( I eat a lot at my desk and then am too lazy to throw the empty containers in the trash)
A jar of Albertson's coffee A bag with half eaten food from In N Out An empty bottle of apple juice An eaten container of MontainHigh Yogurt that I was too lazy to throw away All my makeup s strewn all over my desk Some junk and trash that I was too lazy to throw away such as price tags for some clothes, wrapping for some food My phone My pc speakers A container of blue cheese (that I was snacking on this morning and forgot to put back in the fridge) A bunch of old bills A plastic spoon Nail polish A jar of body butter white-out an old container of Welch's Strawberry breeze (that i forgot to throw away) Cookies Damn. I gotta start cleaning ![]() I live and eat in front of my pc |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 157
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hate typing lol
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