There may be a reward for anyone that can tell us
 

who this guy is?

His name is Hans, he has taken to the scene in Atlanta, and no one can figure out who the guy is?. We first thought that he was Brand0n's assistant, but later found that to be untrue. For a while, rumors surfaced that he was related to the Hun, or was the Hun, but that has since been squashed. He mingles with big players. He dances like Travolta in Pulp Fiction. He drinks and smokes like a mad man. He gets thrown out of clubs and then, right when you think he is gone, he is back on the dance floor owning the bar.

Look for this guy to be wearing a PureCash shirt in Miami!

Hans plots his escape route from Hooters to avoid the wings bill. He is soon to be seen sprinting down PeachTree street by several Atlanta attendees.
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No time is a bad time for shaking that ass in Atlanta for Hans.
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Hans mingles in the Hotel lobby.
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Hans and myself kicking it by the bar. I asked him what his secrets were, he would not reveal.
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Hans tries to teach Brand0n how to own a club.
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PureCash Luke, Brand0n and Mike AI try to hold Hans so that he does not fall. He asked the club to take the roof off because he could not be contained!
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Hans kicks it with Lensman.
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Hans tells GFY to Go Fuck Yourself for letting him own Webmaster Access!
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hehe

Bob Eubanks

His name is Hans, you just said so.

Cory I know what you are talking about I remember hearing him say the club dancers were not doing it right and he got up on stage to show them how to dance.. I did manage to grab one picture as I was busy watching him dance so I could also one day be the man in the club !!

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that is some funny shit....

i need to hang with hans tonight!

cool thread. I realize those were a lot of inside jokes I dont get, but still nice to see some faces to put to names.

wtf i thought brand0n was like 18 19 ... dude looks like he is pushing 50

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Hell,who is he?:glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Is it brand0n ? 4 real ?

I think Brand0n is 30

http://www.surfelport.com/albums/alb...4_17.sized.jpg guy on the right is brandon


who would of thought

hans fuckin owns this show

and yea, im 52

Has anyone seen him yet so far?

Although these seem to be inside jokes, Hans is sure to be one of the most famous cats in the industry.

His affinity for partying is becoming legendary. Every room he walks in he owns. Every person in Atlanta knows him now. And still no one knows what the hell he does.

We are not even sure if Hans is his real name, rumor has it that Tofu just picked that name for him.

More too come from Atlanta.

we are workin on a "hans live feed" program now. more to come

i look forward to hans exploits

Hans was officially named Webmaster Access MVP today by Lensman.

More to come.

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that was fuckin great

I wanna be like Hans... He's great :1orglaugh

who's Brand0n?

then, who's that guy?

Samuel

Dude this is turning into VH1 Behind The Blow.

LOL, what a thread. :eek2 :1orglaugh

enjoy your time in atlanta cory. :thumbsup

I need more Hans !!

Yeah. after the IM i got from him just after last months sig market I could have swore he was no older than 17. Told me I was pissing him off and I was lucky he "let" me into the sig market. It was good stuff, I rather enjoyed it. Hes a smart business man, knows that bad publicity is still publicity and if you have a product to market the more your name circulates be it good or bad people will check out your product, and if its legit, they wont worry about the negatives. So thumbs up to brandon. Many people hate him but he knows what hes doing.

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Holy shit this guy was a real piece of work. Somebody needs to identify him and what he does because you can't buy this kind of publicity.

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holy fuck that dude is the reason my sides are still sore. ive never laughed so hard in my entire life.

did anyone get the royal badge treatment? nearly every time i saw the guy he would be walking up to someone, grabbing their badge, reading it, looking at them, snurling, throwing it in their face and then walking off like he was god ...

it was so fucking retardedly funny.

he did it to me and my girlfriend like 4 times.


While we were at eleven50, I sent my girlfriend to go down and dance with him cause every chick he tried to dance with left him.

VirtuMike has the pics ... so GET ON HERE AND POST THEM FOO!

so how did he get booted? :)

every 4th word was fuck

Hans was running Kimmy Kims trim.
Pics to follow.

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Bro, he was a fucking absolute riot at the club. Between all of us there, I have never laughed that hard in my life. You couldn't get a space on that upper balcony because everyone was watching him.

You realize the guy got tossed and then got back in later...man oh man...

Man, I still can't believe he came to our lunch bro, and then fled the seen! LOL

I thought for sure he was with you or Brand0n.

Dude got up to go to the bathroom and then sprinted down peachtree street before the bill came LOL

And then started dancing on the corner!

First the world gives us William Hung..


Now..

Hans!

heh awesome pics! :)

Jason, you get him booted from the club and I walk upstairs and who do I see drinking again??? HANS!

How about the next night? I'm standing next to him, order him and I a drink from the waitress and she asks him, "Are you Hans from the Netherlands???" WTF? This guy became an instant celebrity in one night!

Is that Hans M from Holland?

I don't believe so. That name was brought up when KimmyKim was shedding some light as to who he actually was.

Cory and I were watching him walk around The Compound and "do the Hans dance" with civilian women and they were enthralled! I think Hans needs to have a "How to pick up American Women" seminar in SD :thumbsup