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Cory W 05-09-2004 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
Cory and I were watching him walk around The Compound and "do the Hans dance" with civilian women and they were enthralled! I think Hans needs to have a "How to pick up American Women" seminar in SD :thumbsup
You mean this?

http://www.surfelport.com/albums/alb...4_18.sized.jpg

Mike AI 05-09-2004 08:37 PM

Han's provided more entertainment at a webmaster show then all of the Player's Balls put together!

We have discovered the porn biz's version of William Hung!

Han's can be as big as Dub Rubb and the Star War's kid!!

Kimmykim 05-09-2004 08:40 PM

Hans likes ePassporte.

Nobody Specific 05-09-2004 09:08 PM

Here is proof of just how big of a pimp he is. This is one of the many girls he's picked up on his "60 Day Holiday"!

<img src="http://purecash.com/hans/cigar.jpg">

Cory W 05-09-2004 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LukeM
Here is proof of just how big of a pimp he is. This is one of the many girls he's picked up on his "60 Day Holiday"!

<img src="http://purecash.com/hans/cigar.jpg">

Oh Man!

LOL

This thread just hit "the next level!"

jscott 05-09-2004 09:18 PM

hans, the true definition of a P. I. M. P.

Billy-HiRise 05-09-2004 09:49 PM

Luke I did not know you and Hans were so close.. heck he is sending you his picturs from his vaction ???

Cory W 05-09-2004 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Hans likes ePassporte.
http://www.surfelport.com/albums/alb...tll3.sized.jpg

Kimmykim 05-09-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEGCashCory
I am an idiot and I will die a slow and painful death on the 20th.
Yes, Cory my dear, you will.

Bigfuck 05-09-2004 10:07 PM

Looks like this guys got pimp style:thumbsup

Ic3m4nZ 05-09-2004 10:09 PM

50 rewards!

Spunky 05-09-2004 10:09 PM

:glugglug Who is this Hans?

Sly_RJ 05-09-2004 10:18 PM

That guy was a riot. He kept telling me how great I am... how could I disagree? :winkwink:

He says he'll be in San Diego. We'll have to see what happens next!

MikeB 05-09-2004 10:31 PM

He struck me as a German version of Steve Martin's Wild and Crazy Guy act....and equally as entertaining. So who registered hanscam.com?

Jason 05-09-2004 11:04 PM

Hey Mike..

I wanted to introduce Hans to John Morgan on the bus..

That would of been a wonderful and quick realationship.

MikeB 05-09-2004 11:12 PM

Jay actually tried to facilitate that, but Hans' lucky streak continued and he once again had no problems. He is truely charmed.

cosis 05-09-2004 11:30 PM

got the pleasure to hang out with Hans at the compound for a few hours, saw him hitting on chicks left and right... if i girl wouldn't talk to him he would give her the hand like she was a nobody- he definately was the life of the party

NickB. 05-10-2004 07:39 AM

Hans greatests moments, damn......

For what I could figure out:

Hans:

Dutch, used to be a programmer for several dutch Dialer companies.

I asked him what he did and he told me: ADULT!!!!
:1orglaugh
Can you specify yourself buddy, what kind of adult business?
and he told me: EVERYTHING!!!!
:1orglaugh

The time he wasn't drunk he was actually a nice guy!

Thanks Hans for the great laughs though :thumbsup

JamesK 05-10-2004 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
wtf i thought brand0n was like 18 19 ... dude looks like he is pushing 50
Drugs make you look old.

Tala 05-10-2004 07:44 AM

I sale thehans.com :thumbsup

Trax 05-10-2004 07:52 AM

i am not sure if i get this "joke" or not lol
but then again i wasnt in atlanta
he looks like the swedish,scandinavian or whatever pop idol winner
:thumbsup

Cory W 05-10-2004 09:07 AM

Quote:

The time he wasn't drunk he was actually a nice guy!
Dude rolled down at noon on Saturday and said two girls had just left his room and he was drunk.

Unreal to say the least.

Kimmykim 05-10-2004 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEGCashCory
Dude rolled down at noon on Saturday and said two girls had just left his room and he was drunk.

Unreal to say the least.

"Can you put a lot of whiskey in that whiskey cola please?"

:glugglug

Gabriel 05-10-2004 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
That guy was a riot. He kept telling me how great I am... how could I disagree? :winkwink:

He says he'll be in San Diego. We'll have to see what happens next!


We need to take this guy south of the border. That'll be comedy.

:Graucho

Kimmykim 05-10-2004 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabriel
We need to take this guy south of the border. That'll be comedy.

:Graucho

A comedy of errors most likely ;)

Mike AI 05-10-2004 09:53 AM

I thought for sure Hans was going to get knifed Ray Lewis style Friday night. He kept going up to girls with dates and dancing with them.

He just kept going and going.

GTS Mark 05-10-2004 10:00 AM

Sorry for the bad lighting

This is Mike's girlfriend going down to dance with him, and then he chased her away. LMAO!!!

http://www.mhmgroup.com/atlantashow/IMG_1575.JPG

http://www.mhmgroup.com/atlantashow/IMG_1576.JPG

DH

brand0n 05-10-2004 10:03 AM

i miss him allready:(

Cory W 05-10-2004 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
i miss him allready:(
Here.
http://www.surfelport.com/albums/alb...4_18.sized.jpg

http://www.surfelport.com/albums/alb...tll2.sized.jpg

Cory W 05-10-2004 10:20 AM

When he told Jacexxx and I that he did not like going to webmaster shows in The Netherlands because they always annoy him by asking him what he does and Jace stood up and yelled, "That's what I wanna know too man!"

I almost died of laughter.

Damn. :1orglaugh

Rest assured, this is not the end of Hans.

Kimmykim 05-10-2004 10:22 AM

Yes, well, none of you have had the emails from him.

Peaches 05-10-2004 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Yes, well, none of you have had the emails from him.
Stop trying to make us jealous. :(

Dirty D 05-10-2004 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Yes, well, none of you have had the emails from him.

Please Share!

Phoenix 05-10-2004 03:02 PM

haha this guy made me laugh for sure.


he did the badge thing to me, he had the knack for leaving the scene just before someone popped him...lol

i saw more then a few people get all flustered and mad....loved it

i love how everyone is posing with him..lol

looks like lensman is bowing down to him, but i imagine it was more like..listen..just stay the ^&* away from me..lol

Cory W 05-10-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
haha this guy made me laugh for sure.


he did the badge thing to me, he had the knack for leaving the scene just before someone popped him...lol

i saw more then a few people get all flustered and mad....loved it

i love how everyone is posing with him..lol

looks like lensman is bowing down to him, but i imagine it was more like..listen..just stay the ^&* away from me..lol

I am only guessing, but I think Lensman liked The Hans! :)

Dude had a charm about him!

Tala 05-10-2004 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEGCashCory
I am only guessing, but I think Lensman liked The Hans! :)

Dude had a charm about him!

He may have had a "charm" but dude almost lost some teeth when he pushed me out of the way to see a girl's tat I was admiring. I don't give a damn WHO you think you are, you don't go around pushing people. :feels-hot

Billy-HiRise 05-10-2004 04:56 PM

He walked up to me looked at my badge and say..
HAHA.. you are paying me monthly !!

Still have no idea who he is : (

Cory W 05-10-2004 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
He may have had a "charm" but dude almost lost some teeth when he pushed me out of the way to see a girl's tat I was admiring. I don't give a damn WHO you think you are, you don't go around pushing people. :feels-hot
Yea, he ticked off a few people. I am a pretty laid back guy though, not the punch throwing type, so I didn't mind so much. Lensman came over and was kidding with the dude, best I remember.

Man, the kid did make me laugh though. And actually, he was pretty nice. I met a few people I probably never would have if it wasn't for him :)

Still no one really knows what he does, he obviously had a bankroll coming from somewhere!

marko13 05-10-2004 05:17 PM

maybe he is hans van der stuhl...

Kimmykim 05-10-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dustman
Please Share!
Not unless you can prove you are the real "Kimmykim", sorry.


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