This George W Bush quote is unbelievable!*BREAKING NEWS*He just now admited to lying
 

BREAKING NEWS: George W Bush tells country the true reason why he went to war:


"Iraq posseses weapons of Mass destruction. No, really, they do. We had photographs of them before the war, we knew exactly where they were, my boy Colin showed the whole world where they were, but then suddenly we lost track of them...I don't know how that happened, I mean we had sattelites following those WMD's at all time, but what the American people don't realize is that Satelites need sleep too! That tricky Sadam waited till our satelite and inteligence were sleep, and then he moved it somewhere else! That tricky tricky bastard!

I mean if you think about it it's not that hard to lose weapons of mass destruction, its actually very easy to lose a nuclear weapon! No, it really is! I mean we found Saddam in a 6 feet hole in the middle of the dessert, but we can't find the alleged huge Nuclear weapon or Biological weapon! Ha, thats weird, but don't question me American people or I will call you unpatriotic and will send the IRS to audit you. Anyways, Saddam tried to kill my daddy! Thats good enough reason to go to war, so just shut your mouth and let me send your kids to go die off in my war and have you pay for this war for the next 15 years. I don't care what you all say, my daddy is proud of me!"

George Walker Bush

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its funny if you actually read it all

Comon, I spent a whole 10 minutes writing that. It's a work of art.

not really

Bush in 04!

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Shut up. Your mom should be ashamed of you with a name like that.

For Crawford county goverment?

not funny, blää

Haha from where the hell he got those strories:)

classic

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The truth hurts, doesnt it?

where is osama? :1orglaugh

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osama was busy :1orglaugh


http://www.drfonk.pwp.blueyonder.co....tics/paul1.jpg

Your opinion does not count, you live in Texas

Once we find him, he'll be hangin out with all of them in the afterlife!

jDoG

Is this for real?

Is THIS for real?

No I know its truth, sadly that more people don't know it "yet"
I just though he really said some truth about the war...

its stupid if you read it all

Neo-cons don't read. They only listen to talk radio.:1orglaugh

i spent less time on this and i like it much better
http://www.starterupsteve.com/gfy/horsey.jpg

Was it supposed to be funny? :BangBang:

She game me this name that hurts my feelings.. ;(

She did? Why? Did you jack off while you were in her belly?

Nice! :1orglaugh

Finally, the confession.

No idea... but the motive for starting this thread is.


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funny :thumbsup

No, the motive was to expose the truth.

it is a work of art. just like that gallery full of pictures of assholes was art, but this was almost as funny.

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http://www.v1rtualdesires.com/boards/bush2.jpg

ya might have seen this but I still love the shit out of it lol

Now this thread is funny


(Thanks to pornguy for showing me this pic)


-Loki-

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Fucking Brilliant!!! I just love it!!

But on that note I was thinking.
I want to set up a donation fund for a trip to Washington. I`m going to go and take my big fucking snatch. Sit on Georgie`s head and suffocate the piece of shit.

Pain in the ass