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MetaformX · 04-30-2004, 02:53 PM

BREAKING NEWS: George W Bush tells country the true reason why he went to war:

"Iraq posseses weapons of Mass destruction. No, really, they do. We had photographs of them before the war, we knew exactly where they were, my boy Colin showed the whole world where they were, but then suddenly we lost track of them...I don't know how that happened, I mean we had sattelites following those WMD's at all time, but what the American people don't realize is that Satelites need sleep too! That tricky Sadam waited till our satelite and inteligence were sleep, and then he moved it somewhere else! That tricky tricky bastard!

I mean if you think about it it's not that hard to lose weapons of mass destruction, its actually very easy to lose a nuclear weapon! No, it really is! I mean we found Saddam in a 6 feet hole in the middle of the dessert, but we can't find the alleged huge Nuclear weapon or Biological weapon! Ha, thats weird, but don't question me American people or I will call you unpatriotic and will send the IRS to audit you. Anyways, Saddam tried to kill my daddy! Thats good enough reason to go to war, so just shut your mouth and let me send your kids to go die off in my war and have you pay for this war for the next 15 years. I don't care what you all say, my daddy is proud of me!"

George Walker Bush

JamesK · 04-30-2004, 02:55 PM

ace0r · 04-30-2004, 02:55 PM

TheFrog · 04-30-2004, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by ace0r

its funny if you actually read it all

MetaformX · 04-30-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by ace0r

Comon, I spent a whole 10 minutes writing that. It's a work of art.

MrJackMeHoff · 04-30-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by TheFrog
its funny if you actually read it all

not really

ace0r · 04-30-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
Comon, I spent a whole 10 minutes writing that. It's a work of art.

Bush in 04!

Jon · 04-30-2004, 02:58 PM

MetaformX · 04-30-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
not really

Shut up. Your mom should be ashamed of you with a name like that.

MetaformX · 04-30-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by ace0r
Bush in 04!

For Crawford county goverment?

mrgica · 04-30-2004, 03:02 PM

not funny, blää

bufferover · 04-30-2004, 03:07 PM

Haha from where the hell he got those strories

doober · 04-30-2004, 03:11 PM

classic

BigFish · 04-30-2004, 03:13 PM

MetaformX · 04-30-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by mrgica
not funny, blää

The truth hurts, doesnt it?

LadyD · 04-30-2004, 04:22 PM

cherrylula · 04-30-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by LadyD

where is osama?

xenophobic · 04-30-2004, 04:27 PM

worst.post.ever
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LadyD · 04-30-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
where is osama?

osama was busy

MetaformX · 04-30-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by xenophobic
worst.post.ever
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Your opinion does not count, you live in Texas

JDog · 04-30-2004, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
where is osama?

Once we find him, he'll be hangin out with all of them in the afterlife!

jDoG

High Quality · 04-30-2004, 04:48 PM

Is this for real?

Sambo · 04-30-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by High Quality
Is this for real?

Is THIS for real?

mrgica · 04-30-2004, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
The truth hurts, doesnt it?

No I know its truth, sadly that more people don't know it "yet"
I just though he really said some truth about the war...

DreamCumTrue · 04-30-2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by ace0r

its stupid if you read it all

Mr. Marks · 04-30-2004, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by TheFrog
its funny if you actually read it all

Neo-cons don't read. They only listen to talk radio.

bringer · 04-30-2004, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
Comon, I spent a whole 10 minutes writing that. It's a work of art.

i spent less time on this and i like it much better

reynold · 04-30-2004, 06:02 PM

Was it supposed to be funny?

MrJackMeHoff · 04-30-2004, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
Shut up. Your mom should be ashamed of you with a name like that.

She game me this name that hurts my feelings.. ;(

MetaformX · 04-30-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
She game me this name that hurts my feelings.. ;(

She did? Why? Did you jack off while you were in her belly?

reynold · 04-30-2004, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by LadyD

Nice!

Mr. Marks · 05-01-2004, 12:40 AM

Finally, the confession.

DavePlays · 05-01-2004, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
Was it supposed to be funny?

No idea... but the motive for starting this thread is.

deleteduser · 05-01-2004, 12:50 AM

funny

MetaformX · 05-03-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by DavePlays
No idea... but the motive for starting this thread is.

No, the motive was to expose the truth.

bcooter · 05-03-2004, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
Comon, I spent a whole 10 minutes writing that. It's a work of art.

it is a work of art. just like that gallery full of pictures of assholes was art, but this was almost as funny.

KRL · 05-03-2004, 10:04 PM

Babagirls · 05-03-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
I mean we found Saddam in a 6 feet hole in the middle of the dessert, but we can't find the alleged huge Nuclear weapon or Biological weapon! Ha, thats weird, but don't question me American people or I will call you unpatriotic and will send the IRS to audit you.

Loki · 05-03-2004, 10:36 PM

ya might have seen this but I still love the shit out of it lol

Now this thread is funny

(Thanks to pornguy for showing me this pic)

-Loki-

painintheass · 05-04-2004, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by vdc-Loki

ya might have seen this but I still love the shit out of it lol

Now this thread is funny

(Thanks to pornguy for showing me this pic)

-Loki-

Fucking Brilliant!!! I just love it!!

But on that note I was thinking.
I want to set up a donation fund for a trip to Washington. I`m going to go and take my big fucking snatch. Sit on Georgie`s head and suffocate the piece of shit.

Pain in the ass

Shoehorn! · 05-04-2004, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
Comon, I spent a whole 10 minutes writing that. It's a work of art.

HAHA.

Jakke PNG · 05-04-2004, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
I mean we found Saddam in a 6 feet hole in the middle of the dessert

I wanna be in a dessert. My nipples would explode with delight if I was covered in pie.

MetaformX · 05-04-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I wanna be in a dessert. My nipples would explode with delight if I was covered in pie.

Haha. Silly TGF, men don't have sensation in their nipples!

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 05-04-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by KRL

bizmak · 05-04-2004, 02:27 PM

He's a shithead

kimzar · 05-04-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by KRL

classic

BlingDaddy · 05-04-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by KRL

Based on her face you know she's got a buckwheat snatch. Hippe needs a venus razor....

TheMob · 05-04-2004, 03:34 PM

Thanks for the laugh..

Raf1 · 05-04-2004, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by vdc-Loki

ya might have seen this but I still love the shit out of it lol

Now this thread is funny

(Thanks to pornguy for showing me this pic)

-Loki-

hahaha. Somehow I haven't seen that yet

xroach · 05-04-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by BigFish

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